My 6 year old asking why I don’t like forest frank and it’s like boy where do I begin and in a way that you can understand

Taking care of an infant is basically a lot of minigames and a touch of resource management. Not too different from final fantasy vii

:(

Scream 5 is so good

Birthday loot Yes those are roller blades

My virtual boy memory: I was 7 or 8 playing on a hockey team and the coach’s son had one and I’ve never seethed with more jealously in my life than the one afternoon I went over there and got to play it

Merch store is open

Audibly laughing in a school hallway by myself

So twin coded

The most uninspired calendar I’ve ever bought at 50% off two days after Christmas.

My go to tonic when I am a sick pig (as opposed to the other days when I am just a sicko piggy)

I love the Scream movies so much. Just finished a rewatch of Scream 2. Meant to play a handheld but didn’t. Next up, Scream 3 (arguably my least favorite of the six Should I rank them Westen style

Imagine being like “I can’t have coffee because of my religion” and then lining up for 45 minutes to buy a 200 oz coke with vegetable oil in it

Omg this review is nastier than the killers in this trilogy

Well… I redid my entire recording of my Cairn review, and it’s finally live. Getting this video online was almost as much of a struggle as reaching the summit, so I hope you like it! 👇

Operation redo my basement floor commenced

This is awesome. My very first PlayStation was refurbished and it still runs lmao

This is me and all 3 of my kids rn btw

The way SE handled the “power gap” (for lack of a better term) between remake and rebirth is sooooo good too. Just another feather in the cap for Rebirth IMO

🤘🏽

After taking our usual month to digest the year, RPGamer's Best of 2025 Awards are now live. Please enjoy! rpgamer.com/2026/01/2025...

How I found out Nioh 3 exists and was released already lmao

Replaying FFVII Remake. I abandoned my replay from 2021 in hard mode and started a new file from scratch (which is how I enjoy progression tbh) and it really just is surprising how great it is (and how rebirth improves on it in every way)

Unironically listening to this at the gym In case you wanted to guess as to what I am writing about (finally, after an apparent two month hiatus apparently)

She’s here

Something so wrong with me for buying this game AGAIN

Seated for the he man movie??

In a deposition and someone keeps saying Dr Lucario and this is where my head is at

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

FFXV has such beautiful music. Shame about the rest

The way I saw this and thought “here’s somebody else copying Mikhail’s signature special” and then I saw the account 🥸

Girl sounds like she’s about to apply to work for ICE

My local grocery store was shut down for rats and it oddly reinforces the idea most of modern life is unsustainable, well at least to me

I love Sarah Michelle Gellar

Everyone is talking about the DQVII demo but instead we could be talking about the Parasite Mutant demo (which I downloaded but haven’t booted up yet)

I still think this is yaoi bait

The best time to save your game is immediately after saving your game, just to be sure.

My wife pretending to listen to my explain what a Fal’cie is because I am rubbing her feet She also can’t believe a beautiful game like FF13 is 16 years old

There’s a channel on m TV that plays Sailor Moon all day. I just turn it on and it’s on. If you told 9 year old me this would happen, my brain would have exploded. The more recent dub, too. Wild times

1. Fruit by the foot 2. Gushers 3. Fruit roll up

Happy new year. If you saw me blowing cinnamon across my front door threshold or making salt lines in each bedroom doorway at midnight, mind your business

The non coffee items are killing me. Love when I see a Mikhail photo in the feed.

Reflecting on 2025. This morning I reviewed my Apple Music 2025 recap and “Full Moon Full Life” from P3 Reload was my most played song in July (when I spent 9 days in the hospital battling an infection). The infection is still here, but damn it - so am I!

saving this pic of my new year beard for posterity before I shave it off tomorrow

Would like to thank my employer for buying me this professional wall calendar

National Coney Island emailing me to alert me as to their New Year’s Eve hours

Good morning. Something not being explicitly explained to you on screen does not mean it is a plot hole, stop watching YouTube reviewers who tell you otherwise

12 year old me: hot for teacher 39 year old me: who allowed this

If you got me a gift card and I know it came with a bonus like 5-10 dollars I am wondering where the rest of the gift is

I got my kids Scarlet and Violet for Christmas and they figured out how to trade and battle each other and it is warming my frozen heart