CAW CAWWWWWW 🦅

This is such a cynical view of data's use in the game. Like, yeah, momentum can confirm what you already know or describe what you missed, but this argues that is... a bad thing? The argument is that momentum is a tool for ads, a reflection of the AI-ification of the industry. But that's just wrong.

THE EUROPEAN MIND CANNOT

these commentators trying to guess what it’s like to sit through a rain delay need to phone in some nwsl players right now

Today I feel Cabo Verdean

European nations in these opening matches

who are the etsy witches that cursed this team god damn

International sports always reminds me that I am patriotic for the America that Republicans stole from us and we have to not only take it back, but crush white evangelical christian supremacy.

Not the whole bar booing this ref

I wish we cost host global sporting events every summer, San Jose has never been more fun and lively than the last few weeks

pour one out for the camera man

As part of FIFA’s series introducing the tournament host cities to the world, I had the opportunity to talk about my role at Bay and my love for my adopted home. Very out of my comfort zone, but also an honor! I have no idea what ultimately made the cut but would love to know what folks think!

what the heck can someone link me to this 😭

All the kiwis in my mentions please know I love your country and your delish ice cream very much despite the team names

The All Whites is a bonkers team name

life is worth livinggggggg

This is what international football is all about (complimentary)

If 1,000,000 people are cheering for Spain to be ganked by a minnow, I am one of them. If 1 person is cheering for Spain to be ganked by a minnow, it’s me. And if nobody is cheering for Spain to be ganked by a minnow, then that means I am no longer on this earth.

RESPECT CONCACAF MOTHERFUCKERS

oi oi oi

I keep thinking Jim Dolan is the former Archbishop of NY I’m so sorry

every single team hotel in San Jose is on my morning walk route which means I get to see very cool things like this

Sonnett quaking in her boots after watching that VAR check

it’s coming home

As a country, we are about to be so fucking insufferable about soccer for like three days

I’m not going to sit here and pretend I’m an avid MNT watcher but I have never watched a game where they’ve played Like This

Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal

Ya know what, sure!

pretty sure zlatan is gonna strangle alexi lalas before this world cup is over

can the weather gods turn it down a few notches? would like to go to a World Cup watch party without risking heat stroke

Oh I didn’t realize we were straight up cutting to commercial I hate this

Is this what basketball is always like

Mike Bloomberg, get rekt

the european mind cannot comprehend american sporting spectacle

This WC sucks blah blah blah but I just walked by the Paraguay hotel and there are a bunch of fans dressed up and singing and cheering and now I’m out here crying on the streets about the beauty of sports

Believe Women but only if the narrative is exactly what you want it to be

"Billy, this is Graham Platner. He's an ex-Marine, wildly charismatic, and has great politics. His only defect is that he's all defects."

the standard american fare is not good

Thank you to Ken Sugiura for putting together this piece! Proud to play a role in supporting our NT programs ahead of major tournaments as a metro Atlanta kid, and thankful for our Data Analytics team at USSF and the work they’ve poured in ahead of this men’s World Cup! www.ajc.com/sports/2026/...

Bari Weiss ruining the one program that my family watches together is so beyond enraging

still manifesting he advances to the general and he sells shirts that say Class Traitor on them

One of my favorite weekends of the last several years was DC Championship Gallivanting last time around

convinced the hudson williams peloton ad is haunting me

only good thing about bingo’s surgery recovery is that these meds make him sooooooo snuggly this mans will not leave my lap once The Good Drugs hit

52 minutes to the real match of the day (NWSL top of the table clash)

games not played on a historical shot sheet taped to a waterbottle behind the goal m8

bro wtf

CONTI!!!!!!!

This poor baby is sooooo pathetic (and also down several teeth 😭)

go valks go valks go valks