Waka Waka this time for the Americas

May the person who created Fairlife protein shakes only have cold pillows and warm blankets for the rest of their life

I paid *maybe* 25 bucks for Final Four tickets at Santa Clara ???

connor storrie,,,the gender of it all

how is every ig ad i get served something i actually want

RUDIEEEEEEEEEEEE

LA is maybe my least favorite city but man do the taco trucks hit every time

DOUG??? @dreyesceron.bsky.social

Noah Kahan, my depressed king, I missed you 🥹

the streets are YAPPING

san jose earthquakes, the streets are saying

??????????????

First week in nearly 3 years where I took PTO and no one from work asked me for things anyways, I’m like a new person lol

beach baby!

tbt to that one time we played in dc in march and it was so cold that all our technology broke mid game

CLAIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain

analogy for the America brained is like if the Dems lost to Trump four times in a row and then ran Mitt Romney to save the country and won crazy supermajorities and also Mitt Romney was named Johnny America

It's not just that Orbán losing inspires hope in other competitive-autocratic countries ruled by right-wing nationalist authoritarians. It's that his loss materially changes things in those other countries, because he's been operating as a headquarters and funding source...

Oh HELL yeah

one week working in Big Tech™️ for the first time and my main takeaway is how much infrastructure exists solely to make development efficient and easy for everyone else

NYC is crazy what do you mean it’s 45° and folks are lining up down the street for ice cream

No one told me that leaving sports for a normal job would mean needing to build a whole new wardrobe

don’t know whether to be concerned or impressed that I slept through a 4.7 earthquake last night

Truly the best staff!

Mamma Mia

This upcoming week is my last week at Bay. It’s bittersweet — I never thought I’d be leaving when things internally have never felt this exciting, but big opportunities come when you least expect them.

My son’s final game of a soccer tournament this morning was cancelled this morning because of increasing ICE activity in Nashville. I cannot wait for all the people that caused this to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Bay FC with a statement win on the road!

"The Triple Dipper you have to get but then I think it's the endless chips and salsa, but then also there's sports on TV and also the chocolate molten lava cake and it's just like you're sitting there and you're looking at the ground, the tile. You're like, this is beautiful. This is really America”

Flight cancellation #4! Give it up for flight cancellation #4!

have we considered a forfeit rule here

Agreed. And here's a practical checklist for people at higher risk of searches or other adverse consequences, particularly non-U.S. citizens. activistchecklist.org/travel/ @protip.altgov.info

Red Card Extravaganza this season huh

hey @ google’s soccer data provider — when are you going to properly update your player ids

Of course it’s the year Smith gets knocked out in the second round 😭😭😭

Sabalenka getting a Cavalier is really putting a dent in the whole “I really don’t like her” thing

Welcome back, Savy!! 🥰🥰🥰

Wish I could describe what today meant after *checks calendar* 10 months without a win

🗣️ Alex Pfeffier: 3️⃣ points in the bag 💼

hello why is everyone following me

soaking in the puppy snuggles before season starts fr

So cool that the US is telling its citizens to evacuate the Middle East and then giving absolutely zero assistance in making that happen. Really good stuff.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I’m pretty over living through unprecedented events

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of course my parents decide to go back to Israel for the first time since 10/7 when their war mongering politicians decide to do some bs again. of course.

*uses anthropic even more*