(trying to sound fancy) could you please pass me that marijuana articulation

oh THAT'S why they're shaped like that

Sneak preview of the 2027 Rand McNally atlas

funko smooth jazz

This Refsnyder shit is exasperating

Important mariner moose content

brb recreating

I'm tired of seeing so much shit about how the New York Times is bad. Not because it isn't bad but because you've convinced me. It riles me up a little but it isn't really interesting or informative

this machine bakes fascists at 400 degrees for 15 minutes or until done

It was a wig. Our long national nightmare is over

take a break, driver 8

orange ricky, blue ricky, smashboy, teewee, cleveland z, rhode island z

:<

The phantom of the opera seems like real bad news. If I were a phantom I'd be a lot nicer, I think

i like castillo and i hope he doesn't suck today

bonan matenon

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS TO SHARE EXCEPT EUROPA - DON'T LAND THERE! BURMA SHAVE

Reading a book

Zipcar's fleet seems to be getting more fuel-efficient for some reason

A burrito bowl is just a taco salad without any croutons

Perhaps the greatest Tetris commentary ever recorded youtu.be/RDxDQZ6EuM4?...

I'm stubborn like those garbage bags that time cannot decay

an ice cream truck rolling by is playing für elise which is a weirdly somber song for an ice cream truck

Reading a book

The downtown Seattle Barnes & Noble is open.

Tired of hearing people blame things on capitalism, not because it's wrong but because it's tautological

I can't be governed. I could probably be mayored tho

are the mariners the only team to retire the same number for two different players? i'm too lazy to look this up

bonan matenon

Reading a book

"the moon landing was faked" is such a depressing-ass conspiracy theory. imagine reflexively believing that a landmark achievement of humanity never happened

Paging @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collisi...

recent political events have me feeling like my baseball team left them loaded for three consecutive innings

"Three young Barn Owls looking out of the quatrefoil of a church in North Norfolk."

Just got Not Like Us on Wikigacha. Just needed to tell y'all

Reading a book

Here we go

was looking through my google notes and one of them just says "sharks.com cool information about sharks"

watching the mariners. not quite sure why i'm doing this to myself

Getting a call from an unlisted number, the voice on the other end requests that I be more normal. They robot being trained on my data is coming out all fucked up

#birdbot

You may have a hard time telling the Warner Brothers/Sister apart. In that case, just remember that Dot is cute, Yakko yaks, and Wakko packs away the snacks

bonan matenon

Having to choose who to deprive of the right to have a row to themselves on a train is worse than actually sitting next to someone

Whenever I see a parking garage while traveling it makes me feel like I'm back home in Northgate <3

1 line trains now say "federal Way via SeaTac". They can't even get sound transit to call it SEA

Reading a book

i'm lucky to be able to live in seattle