Go to the dinner, to the card game, to the Museum visit, to the concert, to the BBQ, to the walking tour, to wherever others are gathering...

i was invited to a gathering tonight and initially wasn’t gonna go because every extra thing feels like so much these days but i made myself go and i’m so glad i did because it turns out community is so fucking important right now

I just be wanting to like 1-2 pieces of nigiri a day. Everyday. Like that could be my lunch. Or after workout snack.

I’ve been helping my best friend plan her father’s funeral and man…I’ve been involved in the planning of funerals for decades but we are now burying our parents and it’s just so much more real.

Riyadh Comedy Festival…#NotFunny

You can almost feel it when you fly these days. It's that sense that you're a second-class citizen with limited rights — or none at all.

I’m on day 245 straight of Duolingo. By the time Bad Bunny performs I will be ready! 😎

Oh hell yes. He’s gonna tear that shit up.

Why are some of my steak knives missing?? Who’s been in here swiping my knives?!

She’s everything she says she is! 🔥🔥🔥 Literally melted the knots out of my hair. It took me 20 minutes to detangle and by detangle I mean completely comb thru my hair. And I have a lot of hair.

The soles of feet started burning during boxing this morning. 😕 I’m wearing adidas cross trainers I purchased in May. How often do you replace your sneakers? #BlackSkyFitness

When Cardi said I need more money than problems this year I felt that

Listen up everybody! Tomorrow is my ex’s birthday. Unfortunately that means the scheduled rapture is REAL. The devil is coming back for his son!

This week has beat me to hell. So glad it’s Friday.

We (barely) made it to Friday! 💫

I always say, "It's SIR Charles" until I realize they're not talking about Charles Barkley.

Hikers. Come here… What’s wrong with y’all?! This is the top of a SMALL mountain ridge on the outskirts of Sloan Canyon. “So this is how folks die. Why did you take your fool self out here?!” - me to myself several times along the way.

Anybody in Nola doing the Bridge Run later on this month?

We made it to Friday! 💫

So essentially what you saying is either I’m gonna always be sore from the gym or always be sore cause I’m getting older??

Question for the men and MEN ONLY… Why do y’all talk so loud in the phone??

Gambling is so ubiquitous here. It’s in casinos, racetracks, bars, daiquiri shops. It’s crazy. I can spot a gambling addiction a mile away. I know several dealers & when we would gather socially sometimes we would play cards (no money involved) & EVERYTIME they whipped us all to shits.

I was walking thru Harrah’s when I saw someone playing a slot machine while looking at a sports betting app. It has to end NOW.

Saints 5k complete. Double fisting em like I always do. 😎

This headline doesn’t do the one in the article justice… “NHS surgeon who had his legs removed to satisfy sexual interest is jailed for fraud”

an abundance of bitches

Anybody who says perhaps it's maybe ver cool that the national guard is occupying California to "clean them up" is a antidemocratic racist who should be drowned in a tub of Central Valley agricultural workers' spit.

Perhaps I should check my mail this week…

I played two truths and a lie and had this dude SHOOK. Lmaooo! Buckle up baby, you’re in for a WILD ride.

This seems like the type of knife Pepa Pig carries if you’re whistling in her vicinity.

If they are gonna have commercials wtf am I paying for Red Zone for??

This is an absolutely INSANE article. What an evil, evil woman.

A lady cut my Uber driver off in traffic just now. He honked his horn at her and said “I’m not with this shit today.” Damn right young man. Five stars.

You can pull a gun, knife or assault rifle on me and I will probably be like aight then (don’t ask). But if you rob me with a frog I’m throwing all my shit in the air and running away in tears.

11:11 💫

Beauty for ashes >>>

I will make the dinosaur extinction event look like a brush fire.

#nolasky #journalism #louisiana

😂😂😂😂 This child must be under their grandma 24/7 because what he know about the mange??

Born to silly goose, cursed to angry goose.

If you live in Chicago's 47th Ward, @aldermanmattmartin.bsky.social is hosting Ward Night Out on Tuesday Aug 26. Some of y'all might appreciate the topic:

I knew this was coming so I was stocking my freezer. Key word, was. But then I stopped. Nobody in the gulf south stockpiles food that needs to be froze or refrigerated during hurricane season. 🙃

Correct. Come here let me love on you juicy man.

I need to make sure my man won’t fly out the window when I roll it down.

Well this is delightful!

Anybody doing the bridge run at the end of the month?

Ladies beware! He may also lie from the great beyond. You can never be to sure..

Once again shout out to the Italians because tiramisu?? Y’all did that with!! 🤌🏽

Post your dream ride 1985 Trans Am I know there are better models, years etc but this is the one my Uncle had and I LOVED when he took the top off and took me for a ride. 🥰