The year is 2032: Russia🇷🇺 and USA🇺🇸 have declared war on each other.🪖☠️ Russia launches everything it has.💣 Everything but the kitchen sink.🧽 Because it's subject to an import tariff.💵

Just looked again on X. While Keir is posting about business, Shabana as home secretary called out violence against police yesterday but nothing about the racism or Musk. Silence from other bigwigs like Lammy, Cooper, Reeves..

Right now, I chuckle at the obvious satire and underlying social commentary on the state of our politicians and social discourse on nuanced complex issues. But I also live in a time when separating news headlines from satire has not always been straightforward, so the jokes on me I suppose.

If I was #Wilder my condition to return to the club would NOT be 💷 more salary, ❌ 📈 bigger transfer budget or ❌ ⚽ greater control over footballing decisions: ❌ It would be on condition the leadership that sacked me step down first and have nothing further to do with the club. ✅ #EFL #SUFC #Blades

Expect more silence from the Royal Society in the face of their most notorious fellow advocating for the overthrow of the democratically elected government of a country he is neither a citizen nor a resident of (yet he is a fellow of their most prestigious learned society).

Absolutely ridiculous decision. Professional disagreements exist in the world of work. There are ways of making it work when the sum is greater than the parts. #NFFC #Nuno #PremierLeague www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Claro que hay diferencias y la política y extrema derecha de la administración de Trump no es igual que la política y extrema izquierda de Chavismo, pero hemos visto que pasó cuando murió Hugo Chávez... Después de Trump no será el fin de MAGA. #EE.UU #Venezuela

This is fascinating! 🐟

Se ha ido ZOD

Nottingham Forest’s opening-day delight against Brentford showed Nuno Espirito Santo’s worries can be calmed, as his side displayed confidence and authority from the start, with a first-half display of class. George Edwards was at the match #nffc thefamousclub.co.uk/2025/08/17/n...

What a beautiful #Bluesky feed! Thank you for making my day @plnews.bsky.social ❗😁 #COYR #NFFC

Where's the joy?

RIP Terence Stamp. Goodbye General Zod, Chancellor Valorum, Jor-El in Smallville, and Prophet of Truth in Halo 3. Terence Stamp was also in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Red Planet, Last Night in Soho, Miss Peregrine, Big Eyes, Alien Nation, Wall Street, and many more movies. He was 87.

The mighty reds pick up 3pts on opening day of the season for the first time since 2017! Great start to the #PremierLeague season! #NFFC #NottinghamForest #NFOBRE www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

2am Insomnia. Yaaay 😐

Blueskyers: For what purpose would one pack a #DoctorWho #TARDIS bookend to bring on holiday? My eldest boy proudly proclaimed he has packed his suitcase ready for holiday. Complete with a few cuddly toys, Tennant Doctor action figure and the TARDIS bookend (just the one). 🤷🏾‍♂️😆😁😂

Life in the ocean at 10 km depth. Fascinating. 🧪

Tenemos la misma problema en nuestra casa 🏠😸

Happy with Ndoye, but not keen on Adama at all. All speed and bluster with no end product and the ball more likely to go out for a throw in, rather than a decent cross into box or a shot at goal

Dan Ndoye to Nottingham Forest, Verbal agreement in place between clubs and player side. €40m plus add-ons, player due to travel to England in the next 24h for medical. (Fabrizio Romano)

Morgan Gibbs-White has signed a new deal at Nottingham Forest until June 2028.

Full time at the City Ground and it's Marinakis 1 Levy 0 #NFFC #THFC

Hot take: Not a fan of this debate style. Neither side seems to get time to make their point & crucially, expand on context or background info or explain nuance. It's aggressive pouncing on single statements in kind of 'gotcha!' moment, w/out taking time to listen to whole narrative then critique it

Ozzy going out after raising $190 million for sick kids and a Parkinson’s cure is metal AF.

I grew up listening to #rock, metal and that took me into the era of Nu Metal, Industrial and beyond. This vanguard trailblazer certainly left his mark on the world. Without #Ozzy Osbourne and #BlackSabbath the rest may not have followed. Farewell Prince Of Darkness 🦇🖤 www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...

Roddy Piper and Keith David in, They Live (1988) Directed by John Carpenter

If at first you don't succeed... Don't listen to contemporary proverbs to decide your next course of action.

Always preferred physical media, primarily music, but was more content with using streaming services for film/TV. But proliferation of services, carving up of films - even within the same franchise - plus the ever changing carousel of availability vs removals means owning the disc is best!

We have two clothes airers,and we have two kittens (brothers about 5 months old).🐱 At this age, it's all fun and games, but I suspect I won't be smiling adoringly when they grow up and get too heavy for the clothes airers to support their weight 😬😫

The Government's new RSHE guidance will mean teachers have no idea how they're supposed to support trans kids. It takes us back in time.

I think the UK courts have just totally given up on pretending to be fair or neutral now lol. What a ridiculous ruling. I'm sure that most of the LGBT community didn't want them there anyway, but I'm also sure this ruling will be used to further undermine LGBT rights and support in other sectors

Never have I heard so many Brits to be glad of having two days rain! ☔ The parched earth and thirsty plants are pleased!

Whoever it is going round Glasgow putting daft signs on stuff, please keep up the good work. Thanks.

Lyon’s appeal against relegation upheld. They will remain in Ligue 1 which leaves Crystal Palace’s place in the Europa League in jeopardy.

I'm loving seeing the quotes answering this question. I'd love to hear from anyone whose first experience was anything modern. By modern, I mean anything after Enterprise's cancellation. Did the Kelvin movies draw you in? Or was it Discovery? Did you take your first steps with the Prodigy kids?

You know you're old when the forecast rain is unexpected sunshine and you're happy because it means you can hang out the washing

🤣🤣🤣

This is huge What is will mean for the Lib Dems, Greens and others in that social equity and positive environmental action space remains to be seen

That is a lot of money! 😯💷 May be hard for us to turn down, but personally, if we don't need to balance the books🧮📕 and he wants to stay, I'd reject all offers ⛔ and keep at the City Ground 🏟️ for at least another season

🏳️‍🌈 #Orgullo2025 🏳️‍🌈 ¿Cuántas veces hemos sentido miedo simplemente por ser quienes somos? Esta campaña lo deja claro: no es un capricho, es una necesidad. Por eso salimos cada año a las calles: para alzar la voz, defender derechos y decir que no vamos a dar ni un paso atrás.

Next week the UK government is moving to ban Palestine Action under anti-terror laws. 5 things that could put you at risk of a terrorism charge ⬇️ 🧵

Haha the last image with Worf and Alexander is savage! 😂 (But accurate 😬)

I don't mind the idea of the club world cup: An elite level cup competition bringing together the best of each continental champion would be great, but it needs to be trimmed to a select few teams and be no longer than 2 weeks and occur every two years max, or have it every four years

Día Internacional del #Picnic 🎑

🤬🤬 La NASA cierra la cuenta de X de las Voyager. Y caerán muchas más detrás, sin duda. Todo esto es ridículo y una vergüenza 🤦 x.com/NASAVoyager/...

Tengo un amigo dentista, tan enamorado de su profesión, que a su hija la ha llamado Samuela.

Congrats to Crystal Palace in the #CRYMNC #FACup final Great to see a club making history and worthy winners!

Hola, disculpa que no te respondí, estoy medio ocupado tratando de buscar una excusa para no escribirte.

The Premier League player of the season nominees are in.