🎶 my girl, my girl, my girl, my baby, my baby strapping me down, spoiling me driving me cra-zy! 🩷 lover girl

symoné b., what is this?! 😆 #govtech #symonebbeez

10/24—my wife, lover girl.

feliz cumpleaños la reina de la salsa, celia cruz 💃🏾

i now have a 75 hard community—yay! *heart sings*

bleeding hearts—aren’t they 😍 stunning?

aws crashing has made my monday—what made aws cloud go down, you ask? cloud seeding 🥁 little cloud humor

if not girlfriend, why girlfriend shaped?

to refute RFK Jr’s ignorance and explain how clung and obsessed white ppl are with the hypersexualization of children and minors note: this administration is chock-full of disinformation and sexual perversion

going in the vault

*male & female … 🫤 and y’all letting them ejaculate in youuu

someone get me this for the holidays $99/month all-inclusive beauty from licensed to glow www.licensedtoglow.com/home

i’m about to block big may

artistry 💎

“a woman’s jealousy is her mothers insecurity.”—mela kayleen

allum

when everything is mere optics, character wins every time. who are you when no one’s watching?

may the decisions you’ve made circle the drain you call a brain as the life empties from your amoral, flaccid, incelic body 22 word stories

the highlight of my day has been people crudely photoshopping bikinis and thong underwear onto trumps times photograph can’t hide that nussy

absolutely divine 😍

all the funny ppl still on twitter and threads. they need to mosey their a—es over here. because this is … *unintelligibly squeals*

beaver buttocks

ril d’angelo 🕊️💔 “sh-t, damn, mf” is still a fave

the comments: careless reckless abandonment 🤣

there’s something about the juice that i can’t quite put my finger on 🤔

happy indigenous and sovereign peoples’ day everyone

what makes something factual? action does—action makes something fact inaction, inactivity, or opinion aren’t factual events conveying without duty to act isn’t fact in order for something to occur, action has to take place if you’re expecting to convince me otherwise, you’re wasting your energy

happy nat’l coming out day

so…i gotta want you, because you want me?

best brookie ever! my diet…

I love that they’re trolling ice now

about time, because who believed that?

occultist supreme

i started the cult, actually

chlöe’s bloodwork and stool reports came back from her vet—all normal values and no signs of intestinal parasites (thanks to our pet nutritionist and simpatico trio)

sounds about 🔪

i don’t wish you ill, but i don’t wish you well, either

distant lovers—marvin gaye 🔁

this is how feral men be behaving 😆😒

women

jango.com free internet radio—don’t say i’ve never given you anything

my scorpio placements won’t let me forgive

10/5

how white lady of you

pov: someone took their parasocial relationship with you too far and now you’ve blocked them in the hopes they’ll seek help and won’t internet or irl stalk you because they tracked your IP address

cardiii?! *clutches pearls*

never took an interest in setting myself ablaze to keep others warm

Happy Nat Turner Day—October 2, 1800-November 11, 1831 #hoodooheritagemonth

chlöe has a vet visit today and i know we’ll get a great report. afterwards grabbing her a pupsicle then straight to the dog park to meet up with a friend.

happy hoodoo heritage month