Every year yall the Thanksgiving leftover police 😭 imma eat the leftovers till they're gone foh

There's one actor that always plays the same odd character and he pops up in just about every sitcom I watch

Ain’t our fault he spell it like that

As the oligarchy continues to make our online spaces suppressive and hostile, here's another ASL reminder! Video platforms can't auto-flag sign-language. Online or in-person, it is a more inclusive, stealthy way to communicate that works across distances and bypasses the most online auto-flagging

#seated for A Man on the Inside season 2! Bummed the episodes are only half an hour

considered going to the gym for too long not I don't wanna go

I can't help but speak on the Dreamgirls movie every chance I get bc the starpower and talent in that movie is UNREAL

heavy on everyone's rent was DUE

I have complaints about this bird app replacement but I actually kinda like the lack of private accounts. It keeps things more transparent imo

and why is there still no drafts on here?? It feels like we're in purgatory over here sometimes

Not a single skeet about Cardi singing Meg's Lover Girl and changing the lyrics.. Pop culture chatter on here is so dead for me 🙁

@byck.bsky.social has swears! They've used 125 profanities in their last 2,613 posts. 🥇 "shit" (39 times) 🥈 "ass" (21 times) 🥉 "damn" (10 times)

@profanity.accountant yo

Glinda kinda Trump if you squint your eyes idk

Peacock not having their Black Friday deal is crazy. Another app deleted 🚮

I'm shocked by how many people claim to still care about Stranger Things

mind u this was their DEBUT open.spotify.com/track/6Jv25w...

This is the best weekend to unsubscribe from email lists since every company comes out of the woodwork to advertise their shitty deals

It doesn't have to be forever, but it has to be rn

She wore a crown and she came down in a BUBBLE, Doug

thriving today ngl

gobble gobble n all that

Used to be a parallel park warrior but I've mastered backing in this year so I feel unstoppable ngl

Not me therapizing the therapist jfc

"You treat that cat like it's your child"

It's not even December yet but I feel like my brain is on next year

gulping fruity pebbles??? 🤢

a Sonic near me got all the carhops skating and I love it

MJ teas open.spotify.com/track/7E1dQb...

just say goodnight n go

I don't know what to text about like what is there to say

A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"

Like you put up with me during big brother season I thought we were locked in!!!!!!

Humans weren’t made to handle this many passwords, authentication codes, and security PINs.

Progresso CEO after he saw the news

Thanksgiving with no mac and cheese sounds egregious ngl

Empire was such a cultural moment that came and went

Ain't nobody coming to see you OTIS

I can be your best yet, future favorite regret

do you feel it too?

Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now

ok I'm done being stressed for today 🙂

thank u for ur useless information open.spotify.com/track/5T701y...

Do you fools listen to music or do you just skim through it?

Honestly glad I'm not working today bc I don't wanna hear shit about the Eagles v Cowboys game 🫣

Universal Basic Income would fix me.

I think it's time we get rid of Subway Takes. I've heard enough

Are Katy Perry and Trudeau still hooking up? Was that a fever dream?

I'm stressed THE FUCK out