Expecting to gain +99,000 private sector jobs and seeing a loss of -33,000 is insane. Only 6 months in..

Man, fuck this guy. What a disappointment.

This photograph shows us the other side of the Moon, which we usually do not see. It was captured by the Chinese Chang'e 5-T1 spacecraft.

we have to flirt today because tomorrow isnt guaranteed!

God really punished the first born Egyptian babies because Pharaoh refused to let His people go?

Just had a dream that Shelly-Ann Fraser Pryce ran 10.44 to set a new world record

I’m the problem actually cause I go out by myself and I don’t tell myself no

And I hope none of my friends ask me to go out this weekend cause I wont say no

There’s organized crime then there’s organized begging

It just dawned on me that mi can get ketch wid mi belly and I honestly don’t know how to feel about that

For your consideration

I be wanting to make life easier for so many of my people. So I get up and I try to make life easier for my people.

🎯

December 21 is 9 days away. What powers do you think you’re going to get?

When you forget to switch to your burner account

Repacking & sensationalizing societal shortcomings as feel good, inspirational stories instead of holding our leaders accountable for the lack of resources & social security for the most vulnerable is more embarrassing for the system than it is laudable. This story is not new!

Nobody: Bowser:

I suddenly realized that I was never anyone's priority or favorite.

The day I realised this, I started focusing on myself more. And my own happiness. Everyone else needs became secondary.

BREAKING 🚨: NASA dropped a new James Webb telescope deep space image 💫💫💫 All the eight-sided features are stars in the Milky Way, everything else is a galaxy 🤯

We migrate from that app to get away from these people. We mute words associated with them. We block them. We run them off here as soon as they join. And you people INSIST on taking screenshots of their posts and posting them over here anyway. Why??

For anyone confused, the doctor in the second scene is actually just the guy in the first scene but disguised. It's hard to tell but if you look closely they have the same sunglasses

I’m the last person to side with a man in any SA case but his request isn’t unreasonable given the context. Just hope this victim is ready for this whirlwind and I hope she has a STRONG support system and counsel that is actually interested in her welfare rather than fame & money for themselves.

If the story is true about the alleged assassin and that a McDonald’s worker called him in a the suspect, people are going to find her and shame her 😭

The symbolism here is so on the nose lmao. Monopoly is most capitalistic, exploitative game there is.

Don’t know where we stand cause they’re pro-Israel and I’m pro-Palestine

Nobody is more thankful than a lost commuter in NYC after you’ve helped them out

I am a firm believer that no one is entitled to be given grace. It is a privilege, not a right. Be a generally good person so that people have good things to say about you, especially in your death.

Where’s that video of that lady seasoning her laundry 😭

Why does he even need a pardon? For what?

my brain has too many tabs open

21 Grade One contractors. Them need a new grade fi define them work cos Grade One nuh seem enough

Was he busy on July 13, 2024? Does he know the address of Twitter hq? This man seems like a man who gets results

Potato is to curry as corn is to seafood boils as parsley is to garnishing

All in all, I’m just glad he’s white because we would NEVER hear the end of it otherwise.

Tells you all you need to know a about JLP’s crime plan/policies for Jamaica

Waze app tagging the potholes 💀

“The app doesn’t have *this specific thing* that Twitter does therefore it’s lame and unusable” (Conveniently ignores all the bots, ads, blue ticks, engagement farming, Nazis and performance issues) …….Ok bro.

So Lot’s daughters raped him? Cause wym they gave him wine, lay with him and were with child?

I heard if you “eat her out” your life expectancy goes up 🙂‍↕️.

Shout out to bill barr for keeping all of this shit to himself so he can stick it in a book for later, regardless of how much it fucked up the entire country. Fuck you.🖕

This coulda been our president-elect tonight America but you chose authoritarianism instead

THE SPOON IS THE PROBLEM

There have been two specific instances when I realized I was poor

*4pm email on a Friday* “I know this is a late request but it’s urgent” Me:

Ordered 5 suits for one single philanthropic event just because I gotta have a backup and a backup for each backup in case I’m not satisfied

3 more stops before EH. Will I make it with 7%?

Morning, me a sell flittaz. I had to make both banana and saltfish because a certain someone who shall not be named, wanted both. Use condoms people, Good Morning.