EXACTLY. Explain this to us all, maga. Please.

The cook county text alerts are great and all, but do I really need 72 flood warning texts in a 24 hour period?

If trump talked with Teddy Roosevelt, I spent last night having martinis with Marilyn Monroe.

FUCK JIM JORDAN. That “officer” is a murderer who killed a citizen who, all witness video shows, was not a threat.

If they could do this to Renee Nicole Good, they could do this to you. This is a lawless regime.

Nicki Minaj called Donold 'handsome'. Does she need a pardon for something nobody knows about?

There will come a time when people of good faith are empowered to uphold the law. When that time comes, Illinois will have the testimony and records needed to pursue justice to its fullest extent. The truth of what Trump and his masked agents are doing in Chicago will be told.

Republican congressman 👇🏽

Chloe is ready for both snow AND Bears football.

I will sing Oh Canada like the horrible liberal I am 😊

I am not a Dodgers fan.

2 outs to go.

Relaxing and enjoying lunch at our favorite Mexican restaurant. 3 margaritas in plus guacamole and empanada appetizer. Home soon for a NAP.

Adam Sandler was great last night. I’ve always been a fan, but last night was the first time I have seen him live. I’d definitely see him again. I was thrilled that David Spade was there. I did not enjoy Sarah Sherman, however. Worth noting: Robert Smigel as Pope Leo was pretty damn funny.

Wanna get my support for the addition to the White House? Call it the “ball-less room” and dedicate it to the house GOP and I’m in

We are here for Adam.

Is it obvious that I’m at the United Center? 🏀🚨

And this of course was in Minnesota 💜 #NoKings

Just a few more #NoKings #Chicago

More from Beverly #NoKings #Chicago

No Kings in Beverly today

Karma.

Insurance runs now please.

Happy 5 year wedding anniversary to my best friend ever, the love of my life, and the sweet, beautiful man who sent me these gorgeous roses and balloon… @cubsphan76.bsky.social I love you with all my heart and I always will, W ❤️😘❤️ A @cubsbot.bsky.social win today would be icing on the cake!

Seiya is on fire!!!!!!! Home Run!!!

CNN: “Top congressional Republicans and White House allies are working behind the scenes to prevent a politically charged floor vote to release the Epstein case files next month...” www.cnn.com/2025/09/24/p...

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

#FlyTheW! Our long national nightmare is over as the Cubs snap their 5 game losing streak with a 10-3 win over the Mets!

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

Ha

Late night hosts criticizing the president isn’t new. Having a thin-skinned dictator wannabe who can’t take it is.

Every major talent that works for ABC and Disney should refuse to show up for work until Jimmy Kimmel is reinstated. Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms. Collective boycott. Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.

I’m old enough to remember when the Right pretended to be against cancel culture.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.

if you didn't vote for Kamala Harris, shut the fuck up right now

Keep in mind that last week on Fox Brian Kilmeade said that homeless people should be killed… he called for human beings to be murdered… and he still has a job.

This is scary. Colbert. Now Kimmel. Wake the fuck up, everyone.

This hasn’t made your nightly news, has it? That’s why you need to share it.

How about that.

If you have a screenshot of a US politician or leader blaming the left, or declaring some war, or anything before we knew who the shooter was, please post in the comments. We will need to keep these

Orange you glad it's Thursday?

Again, political violence has no place in this country. I probably don’t agree with Charlie Kirk on a damn thing, but that doesn’t matter - he’s a husband and a father. This is despicable and can’t become our new normal.

🚨 BREAKING: Charlie Kirk has been shot in the neck while speaking at Utah Valley University. This heinous and vile attack is a stain on our democracy. Violence must NEVER be the answer to political disagreements—our strength is in ideas, not bloodshed.

The gaslighting on the signature is maybe their most embarrassing thing yet. Just an absolute disregard for the truth, or dignity. @reptimburchett

Protests against Trump erupt inside D.C. restaurant as people chant to his face: “FREE D.C.! FREE PALESTINE! TRUMP IS THE H*TLER OF OUR TIME!” (via Sam Waldenberg / CNN)