When the thrush itch gets you horny and the canestan cream makes your knob glow and gets you hornier and you know you'll be having a wank later to stop your balls exploding 🥵🤤🥴

Frequently x

NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it. The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait. At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day and fuck Christopher Columbus :3

No quiz night so Mary Poppins Returns it is!

NO BBC2 QUIZ NIGHT! BLOODY FOOTBALL!

I've done it! I'm up to date with Downton Abbey watched it in the Vue Doncaster Lakeside very comfy

Be responsible this spooky season 👻 🎃

Good night you Sexy Beasts

Does anyone have experience of having a lung collapse or partial collapse or deflation?

a poem for national coming out day, written by Jay Hulme

Unsurprisingly discovered hubby doesn't know who Justin Bieber is! He's heard of him! 🤣🤣

Tonight's film!

I love to

Federal agents aren’t trying to keep the peace. They want violence to escalate so that Trump can declare martial law. They shot a reverend in the head with pepper balls while he was praying in front of an ICE facility. If that doesn’t tell you where we are as a country, nothing will.

Husband knits them I sew them 🪡🧵🧶

Babysitting mums dog's tonight whilst concrete sets on her new ramp. I've defleaed and showered them clean! But still scratching! I've checked them both no fleas. Do I just have two itchy dogs?

Radio 3in concert Beautiful tonight x

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

Chest infection and steroids 🤢

Jocktober offering 😋🥵

Arrested under terrorist charges, for trying to assert his freedom of speech. The final act of a colonial country is to bring legal lawlessness home. Quite astonishing disregard for justice or human rights. In the old days this is what was done in the colonies.

Farage must never be allowed to become PM or to be able to influence government policy.

Joan Trumpauer Mulholland was arrested for protesting in 1961. She was tested for mental illness because law enforcement couldn’t think why a white woman would want civil rights.

Mr Ron's theology books

I've been in a car with 3 people from Inverness so the voice in my head will be Scottish for the rest of the day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@mattsawyer.bsky.social Happy Birthday 🥳🎂

Asthma sufferers how much discomfort is acceptable I get breathless 2 or 3 times a day and do feel tight chest alot like today we went for a drive out to Dinnington and Dobbies garden centre at Barlborough. And was light headed when walking around. It's such a pain trying to get to GP.

So it's Jocktober and Grey sweat pants season 🥵😈

PINCH PUNCH FIRST OF THE MONTH 😜🤣😁😉 The birthday month of the beautiful people especially when they are born in 1965!

Good morning You Sexy Beasts xxx

Strathclyde keep talking 🥵🥵🥵

Bookmark this! Next time Big Dave down the pub, with his Ingerland t-shirt, his 88 tattoo next to the one honouring his grandad ‘wot fought the Germans’, who thinks ‘our Nige’ deserves a chance ‘cos he tells it like it is’, starts complaining about how forrins are bankrupting the UK, show him this.

The videos* coming out of the peaceful protests in solidarity with Palestinians, in London, are hair-raising. Ordinary Brits, protesting genocide, being arrested for terrorism offences. This is the behaviour of a fascist states. The bravery of these ppl in standing for what they believe in*

I've had a snooze and tidying the spare bedroom 😘

Feeling like an old man and not in a good ways been breathless for most of the morning 🧓

Never gets old

The politics of “go back to where you came from” runs so deep in this country while the British feel entitled to colonise everywhere they like from Imperialism to elite “expat” communities to retiring to Spain without learning a lick of Spanish

What I like about sweat pants...

Listening to Elgar's The Dream of Gerontius on BBC sounds on our 'official' 34th wedding anniversary

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Gray Sweat pants season!

The real horror about this is the fact the US Government are blaming women for Autism

Someone turned off the the escalator in the UN building to mess with tЯump as soon as he got on. 😆

A quick preview of mine and @dannywyattxxx.bsky.social next threesome video 🤪🍆🔥 Anyone want to join in next ? #gayarmy #gaypolice #gaybuilder #scallygay #bigcock