I am so fucking tired

self-care reminder

Linux….

Being a doctor who fan means waking up every day with a gun loaded on the bedside table and having to tell yourself "not today"

I think not caring about the new episodes since I’ve heard about the ESC-spoof episode was prolly a good decision cuz LOL WHAT AM I READING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Switch 2 Sports: Resort would have been the funnier title

The ocarina of time remake will display a giant arrow when entering the water temple, pointing people where to go next

Should have named it Project Mega Drive for the funny

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To all those debating the Kingdom Hearts collection box being AI made, I believe we have our answer!! Courtesy of Deku Draws on Twitter

this shit looks ass

The realization that we have to refer to the N64 ocarina of time as "Ocarina of Time (1998)" now

Saria, through the fairy-talkie to Link: "Focus, L."

i think about and quote this video all the time

she honkai star rail till I genshin impact

The collective relief of features not being available in the EU

ha ha

macOS 28 The Bridge That Makes You Racist

macOS gold ship

They have implemented challenges. Stuff akin to NES Remix (not the Remix kind, from what I can tell though). You cannot access them yet, you have to wait until the NSO app updates. I will not reveal the games, y'all will probably find out soon.

happy funny number day

Focus, M.

du bist ein white guy und ich ein furry

well played, Mr Jpeg

chicken

The Deutsche Bahn should be tried in The Hague for psychological torture cuz that’s how taking a train in Germany feels like every time

Dokomi may be over, German public transportation is forever. At least my InterCityExpress trip is alright (of course with the obligatory 10+ minute delay)

The Deutsche Bahn should be tried in The Hague for psychological torture cuz that’s how taking a train in Germany feels like every time

Heut ist nicht alle Tage - ich komme wieder, keine Frage.

Video Games #dokomi

This can’t be a logical way to run a gaming division, by being surface-level reactionary to your biggest fanboys and stuffing a lollipop in their mouths whenever they cry out.

Andy dies with his eyes open and the toys have to sit motionless and watch as he decomposes.

🥱 Why does Batman not kill the Joker 🥱🥱 Why does Batman not give his money to charity 🤯🤯🤯 :

Got an old Nintendo CD-ROM in the mail today and when I opened it up, it presented me with this. I couldn't help but laugh because it just feels so scary to read off "Nintendo.exe" these days.

A colleague called the cops because an other colleague washed his hands with warm water. I'm not kidding.

the amazing digital football

There’s something fascinating about partially relating to ppl entering going to Germany for the first time for dokomi even though being already familiar with some experiences like Döner Kebab or depressed loaf of bread on tv in Austria

After my trip with the Deutsche Bahn I finally understand German Humor. It’s absolutely wheezing at the announcement of a train delay due to personell not arriving on time due to a related train delay

everyone is talking about dokomi but no one is talking about dokoyou

Toby Fox describes Jared Leto's method acting as The Roaring Knight in "DELTARUNE". "[Jared] went into an abandoned bunker for weeks. It was terrifying. He started building sets of his own and waiting for the crew with his arms crossed for hours. When he got upset, he'd just make everybody swoon."

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