Just saw someone spell it Stevie Knicks. Wanted to attach a picture of her with a basketball but the only results are AI and I’m not going to spend an iota of my time on this so you can imagine instead

Nina Garcia has the best hair on television

jason, listening to me and julio down by the schoolyard: are there little Monkey sounds at the end of this song. why me: you can’t put a little man in a newsboy cap on cocaine

Has science gone too far?

I am at a cafe for furries, eating a very delicious and messy breakfast sandwich, called a Katy Purrrrrry, looking at furry art.

Hate this bitch

No!!! Not Daniel Tosh!

I remember this well

Birkin bags are so ugly. It’s hilarious

Okay, Too Much is actually pretty funny

Yeah

Ren faire day

Immersive theater production of Dostoevsky’s The Double

Yeah, sounds good

I love that Brooks Marks is always freshly lipglossed

Suchitra Mattai at the Seattle Asian Art Museum

So happy my girls in Miami are back

It’s not a phase, mom

Annihilated him

Is there anything in every day life that feels more ridiculous than being a dental patient?

Uh oh

Phlebotomists hate to see me coming

I don’t like Labubu. I don’t want to see that shit

Alton Mason #MetGala2025

✨AYO EDEBIRI✨ is wearing custom Ferragamo #MetGala2025 #fashionsky #filmsky

Khaby Lame #MetGala2025

🔥LAURA HARRIER🔥 wearing custom Gap Studio Zac Posen #MetGala2025 #fashionsky #filmsky

I got my jellybeans

Film that takes place where you’re from

Slaps

Ice cream sandwich

Need to commission some art of my dogs as the Minions

Whenever I’m hanging out in a busy place I imagine I’m in one of those look and find drawings for kids. Right now I’m a funny little detail where I’m having lunch and the dog at the next table over wants my potato chips

Vintage style not vintage values pin but for the early 2000s

Are people still wearing drawstring backpacks?

NOSFERATU VOICE: Youuuu cunnn now shtreeem nosssferratuu on peacock

Personally I think they should vote people off Traitors for having bad outfits

@seagullatoms.bsky.social I finally started season 3 of Traitors. Currently on the first episode. As usual, the Survivor and BB people are annoying me a lot about their ~superior gameplay~ and I think Sandoval looks great lol

This season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills really feels like middle school but all the 12 year olds are getting divorced

Keep having dreams about Teen Spirit deodorant

them: are you fucking stupid? me:

Just made a phone call and halfway through realized I was talking like Meredith Marks… problem

HANG IN THERE BABY!! #art

There is a cupboard in my kitchen that if you dare to open it… atleast 6 mostly eaten bags of croutons will come cascading out

Review dragging down the rating of every impeccable product: 1 star ⭐️ Title: Neighborsaw butt. Goegeous knobs. However one time I caught my back belt loopp on one of the knobs and it pulledmy pants down right as my neighbor walked in to ask about my tramboline