Dwink fwom da bwita

Hello, made cherry cheesecake

Lawn for the sold out all ages mj lenderman show at an apple orchard, a wild and cool statement

Always a nice vote of confidence when you leave the nail salon and multiple other patrons tell you that your nails look cool

We have a new set of interns and i'm trying to give off "cool camp counselor" vibes

Baby's first homemade slab template for a functional business card holder. Botched the glaze a little but it's all right!!!

Love island is so back baby

Ponies are real!!!!!!

Is belle-a the new kaylor?

Just described my late grandmother as "a Joan rivers/miss piggy type"

Fuck yeah peanut butter chex

The power went out at the pottery studio today and it was a lot less chaotic than you'd think

Thinking about these

junk food 🍔🍩🌭🍰🍟🍬🌮🍦🍕 #art

Got to introduce my extremely offline coworkers to me reaping/me sowing today and they loved it

There was a typo in my horoscope today and that is really making me question the stars

Tfw you make a really nice spreadsheet and then someone asks you to print it out

Thinking about coffee cake

WELCOME BACK LAURA STEVENSON

I like coffee and water don't step to me

I know that you guys like idie the cat but she woke me up at 4am and has not left me alone since

Thinking of the period of time when I'd go to a show and the venue would play Talon of the Hawk in full between each set

Fell down a bunch of stairs in public today!!!!!! I'm fine, aside from my ego

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I fuckin love omaha

Anti-trans stuff is so worthless and ineffective that it cost an incumbent mayor a race in NEBRASKA. Yet I keep hearing Enlightened Centrists telling me it's actually the reason Trump won and why Dems must abandon Trans people(and a handful of other marginalized groups, usually.) Weird!

Would kill for one of those peanut butter cookies with the Hershey kiss on top

Thinking about the smitten kitchen brussels sprout pasta bake

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REPORTER Your Holiness, what's your favourite Wilco album? POPE FRANCIS: What kind of question is -- [Pope Leo grabs podium] POPE LEO: A GHOST IS BORN

I was having a dream about Vanderpump Rules and I sleep-yelled at the cast that they were bad friends and woke myself up

“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc

A new bombshell has entered the vatican

In the year of our lord 2025, the novel coronavirus has officially come for me

If your favorite jets to Brazil song is "sweet avenue," you aren't punk

Yesterday my coworker told me that he doesn't know how to burp and im going to carry that with me forever

Im almost always thinking about this

I've been thinking about a banana with peanut butter for HOURS

Why are there so many people getting pumped up on mel robbins?

Is the world ready for Jason Mantzoukas on Taskmaster?

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Cracking open a cold one* *lime lacroix

My phone ran an update overnight and now everything is different and it's very annoying

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I sit near so many young and hip people at work and no one picked up on my Love Island reference

Thinking about general tso's tofu