Another day, another cash shop drop in the world of Final Fantasy XIV Online, another stream of endless bitching from people traumatized by gacha games. Online store stuff is optional, y'all, let's keep moving and mind your own damn business.

"My goggles changed? I'm shorter? My chest is SMALLER? What in the-?"

This may come (heh) as a surprise, but this thread *will* be NSFW, so mute or scroll on accordingly if you don't want to see the answers.

“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs. You’ll never see an escalator out of order sign. Just escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg

People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel

Trump says [long sustained fart noise]

"Twelve forfend, it's fuckin' bright over here."

Dramatic shots. #KronkeWoL

So glad to see "Adolescence" win so many of its nominations last night. Easily one of the best shows of 2025.

Hey, all. The original Vamp Sam gpose threads have been taken down due to the presence of an unfortunate hashtag. They’ll return later, after I’ve had time to plot out a proper storyline.

@jameson93.bsky.social - "Damn gurl, your pussy is so acidic you'll pickle that dickle" #Rora&JamesShenanigans

@rorajandelaine.bsky.social "MY PUSSY'S AN ASSHOLE" #Rora&JamesShenanigans #YouDontNeedContext

First of all, I detest political violence and still believe that we're above such things in the United States of America. Second of all, I refuse to show sympathy to a man who had nothing but hatred in his heart for marginalized communities. Ol' boy had it coming.

"Oh, a message from @princesofilmheg.bsky.social, I wonder what it- WHOA!" #SamuelMathisWoL

I actually had to explain to someone recently that the AI that tells enemies in video games how to react to player inputs is NOT genAI and has existed for literal decades. they genuinely had no idea there was a difference. this shit has poisoned the well so bad.

Who did it better? Sam or Hunky Brunette? There's no polls on Bluesky yet, so just imagine one here. #SamuelMathisWoL

Okay kids, pay attention now: -Any future gpose with just Sam will be tagged #SamuelMathisWoL -Any future gpose with Sam and Thancred both will be tagged #Samcred -Any future gpose with Vampire Sam will be tagged #VampSam I know this is radically complex, but take a moment to process it.

Monogamy.

"mod what you want, but you need to get right with the idea that other people in-game are only ever going to see your vanilla model" is honestly a much more measured response than i expected, and it's honestly probably healthier for the community to discourage the development of a Mare successor

about to paste this on every cloutfarmer content creator that takes things out of context

Moral Of The Story: ✨SHUT UP✨

My view on it all - he confirmed basically every sensible thing anyone's said on the matter of mods and overall? He's been INCREDIBLY patient, you guys. I'm glad he very patiently explained things in detail to people re: modding culture. He didn't have to do so, but he did.

Sam: "Alphinaud, may I see that Labubu thing?" Alphinaud: "Sure, Sam." *Alphinaud hands Sam the Labubu, Sam throws it into the air and obliterates it with one shot* Sam: "Thank you."

@jameson93.bsky.social: "I don't know why these casters are in such a hurry to get through this dungeon since they take 3-5 business days to cast anything" 🧙 #Rora&JamesShenanigans

Please make this a feature next year! This was such a fun place.

The feces is flying in a certain pocket of the FFXIV community today and, really, I just have this to say. Blame yourselves.

Unbothered. Staying in his lane. Thriving. #FFXIV #gpose

The holiday area this year is so FUN! I definitely want this to return next year!

It's a great day to love the Dawntrail expansion of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV Online!

Y"all, I'm begging you, can some of you just learn to scroll and move on when a new item for the cash shop is announced? The Crystarium Rebel's attire didn't shoot your mother or burn down your house, let it go.

Schedule for this week! Happy to get back to a bit more of a regular week 🙂 www.twitch.tv/rorajandelaine #twitch | #stream | #varietystreamer | #PNGTuber | #VTuber | #smallstreamers | #twitchstreamer | #twitchaffiliate

*whispers* mad as a hatter

had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone

I suppose.

people on here aren’t gonna like hearing this, but a sympathetic former ICE agent cutting ads about being forced to drop investigations into child pornographers to arrest gardeners would probably be pretty effective messaging.

Live and trying to decide if I want to play ACNH or Fantasy Life i. Help me decide! 💜 twitch.tv/amalirae

Bree is 100% right. Call your Republican reps today and tell them NO on this murderous budget bill. reps.fyi

"Hello, I'm Samuel Mathis, and welcome to Storytime with the Warrior of Light. Today, I'll be reading a story that I heard as a child growing up in a tribe of nomadic warriors: I Never Thought I'd Grow a Hair There."

I'm live and starting a new playthrough of The Witness! Not sure how much I will remember from the last time I played many years ago lol www.twitch.tv/rorajandelaine #twitch | #stream | #varietystreamer | #PNGTuber | #VTuber | #smallstreamers | #twitchstreamer | #twitchaffiliate

If you see this, post your WoL/OC in summer mode!

I need to create a fucking tag for this I guess 😂 James: "Just how I like them: young, dumb, and-" Me: "Now for a commercial break" James: "We will be right back after these messages" #Rora&JamesShenanigans @jameson93.bsky.social

Because "what happens" is all that matters in stories

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Our statement in response to the Supreme Court ruling in Mahmoud v Taylor. Image thread with alt text. 1/4

Vanilla, it's "Overemployed" because Sam's never heard of a vacation. Custom, it's "Thancred's DPS Babygirl" because WHY ELSE WOULD IT BE THAT, HUH?