This trash time football is surprisingly entertaining

That replay had “4-6 weeks but Jerry thinks it’s 2-3 weeks if the player can tolerate the pain” written all over it

I was told the defensive secondary was going to be a strong point of this team

They hit em with the Cash Sirois special; there’s no recovery from this

I tuned in 30 seconds before that sideline robbery

I’ve reached that point in parenthood where I’ll loudly tell my kid “hey don’t play with that boy, he seems like a jerk” in front of other parents at the park

Was wondering what happened there . Not that it matters, but whoops.

One more red flag and this qualifying becomes incredible … nobody else will have completed a lap

The prophecy!!

They sent Lewis out there on five lap old C6 tyres, huh? No wonder he bailed into the pits instead of trying it for a “sickth” time

Sharles leclerc, you messy bitch

“Bucket Required”

It’s almost my bedtime and there’s a football game that just started half an hour ago

I didn’t quite catch his jersey number, but there’s a D-lineman for the Vikings that’s blurring the line between eye black and blackface 😳

Oh man, that tackle is gonna hurts

Community Mechanical must be ecstatic with their sponsorship right now

Let’s not let that result absolve them of a draw play on second and 29

Yup

I am once again asking for you to make my last 3.25 hours worthwhile

Been a bad week for me with all kinds of neighbors, if I’m being honest

Told my wife this game would wrap up in 10 minutes and I’d head to the grocery store after that, so naturally you can plan on this going to overtime

The kid’s name is Jaxson Dart, he has a cruise-ship-anchor-strength chain on, and his debut play is a fart and fall down? Poor guy

Pickens seems to have an ability I’ve always thought the cowboys have lacked: a knack for drawing DPI’s

I understand you gotta move backwards to set up the screen pass, but having the QB and receiver run ten yards backwards to set up a play seems … suboptimal

that’s not a catch

My yearly observation that third leg Greg looks like the result if someone took Corby Davidson’s face and ran it through a couple of backwards-evolution filters #CromagnonCorby

Man, if I don’t get at least one shot of Ciara after watching this crap… GET ON IT, BLAKE

What the hell was that, Anthony… what the hell was that

Even the ref couldn’t stop laughing The lesson here is that if someone commits a personal foul, just go crazy

You can’t let another man rag doll you like that; someone gotta golden Tate/sean Lee this mfer now

What in the name of Andre Gurode is going on with these snaps

Giants receivers posterizing cowboy defenders while horizontal in mid-air; a tradition like no other

Perhaps his pocket presence would improve if we installed those sensors that cars use to avoid banging into walls while parking

Noon game hangover is in full effect, it seems

Why did I think two personal fouls resulted in an ejection?

The song “community” by JID and Clipse goes so incredibly hard and I look forward to making neighbors uncomfortable with it

If Matt Bermingham wants to become a legend… I mean, a true legend for which songs will be sung in his honor … he will find a way to play this clip tomorrow.

Not that I was ever planning to, but I am *never* running afoul of Etsy witches, man

Something happened in the last three hours, didn’t it

Lord Vishnu help my bank account if they drop a DS9 scale station

Norris says he'd do the same thing but he moaned for about ten laps the last time something similar happened

Who the hell is “Lando Norreeeesssay”, Davidé?

The worst part of being a Lewis Hamilton fan today is listening to the European media pronouncing “sixth” as “Sick-th” instead of “SickS-th” like god intended

Max verstappen letting any future teammates and pit crews know that he’d never do anything like Oscar just did 😆

“Oscar, please cede your position to cover our pitlane mistake”

I am not enjoying the contrast and brightness work from the cameras on this F1 qualifying camera session

This halftime show is making me feel feelings

I’m generally not a “the governing body of my sporting league is involved in a conspiracy” guy, but the fact that Sharls Leclerc committed a red flag infringement and not only was absolved but within 2 minutes of the inchident happening is shady. See Hamilton from last week and Bearman from Monaco.

All that aside, the dude who spit better be an All-NFL player because this week one eagles team looks pretty beatable