I hope the estate of Fred Flintstone sues George Russell

Haven’t seen our good friend Mike Hernandez in ages, so I’ll ask here for advice: my thermoworks smoke probes stopped working, and the meatr pro is on sale for $100. Anyone have any feedback for how it performs from inside a big green egg?

If you know, you fuckin’ know

Me and @ap-cdn.bsky.social today

Omfg I just farted so loud and perfectly that it sounded exactly like a loaded 18-wheeler downshifting on a 2% decline… Anyways happy Father’s Day to all you literal mfers and step/foster/adoptive mfers too

I work with a lot of people on both sides of the border that don’t understand what the significance of Juneteenth is, but thankfully Donovan Lewis taught me many years ago what it is and what it means to people, so now I can explain it to others. Happy Juneteenth!

One day, my coworkers will figure out that I’m trying really hard to copy current-day Paul Wall’s hair and beard

Kimi Antonelli somehow getting from his car that quit in devastating fashion to be the first driver to congratulate Lewis in person is something else, man 🥹

Kimi Antonelli currently has Stephen Hawking head, trying to keep his head upright in the corners

I’ve always said Carlos Sainz would make an excellent race engineer but I’ll accept Carlos Saini as well. What an upgrade over the last guy.

Zohran said Knicks in Five; what _can’t_ that man do

I like this version of Ferrari where they suck in free practice and do better in qualifying instead of the other way around

How long before Brembo posts about Sharl Leclerc’s experience so far with carbon industries brakes?

I’m gonna name him Gideon

Monaco podium royalty ladies always give me weird “handmaid’s tale” vibes

Also. Genius move by Cadillac, intentional or not, for setting up their pit crew in a spot where all other teams would have to drive around them for the FP sessions and bringing up the pit lane speed average, and then triggering pit lane speeding violations during the race when cars straight-line it

The most irrelevant, inconsequential, untalented nepobaby of formula one has caused all of this chaos

Dear The Ticket but really just Cat you gigantic and worthless piece of shit: stop trying to make Pete O'Brien happen. Nobody needs to hear him in his own time slot much less guesting on someone else's

I’m ashamed to admit that this was the episode that I finally learned what “LFTP” means @machinesports.bsky.social

Mike Sirois: “my appendix is about to explode and there was a massive explosion next to my house and I was on the news to talk about it” Trey, interjecting: “this user wants to know what flavour of kind is best for butt stuff”

We can all go back to not knowing what “exit liquidity” means

Question: does a review like this make you more or less likely to want to dine at this restaurant?

Why would a team want to move away from the only venue that had power during the ice storm? *ducks*

This looks like they put orange Flo-viz on the front and green Flo-viz on the back, and tried to blend it using those brake cooler leaf blower fans

I haven’t watched the NBA in a very long time, but based on the clips I’ve seen on social media, that OKC/Spurs series seemed pretty epic and I’d like to re-watch it somehow

It’s been a very long time since I’ve caught the musers. Anyone know what ended up becoming of the musers bunker tortoise?

Ehhh… umm. What?

We all hate nepotism, right? But at some point, we have to acknowledge that Joe Buck, Ted Emrich, and Alex Brundle are all commentators that are every bit as good, if not better, than their fathers

Jay-Z’s “The Story of O.J.”

Once again, just run over the animal if you have to choose between it and swerving uncontrollably

Alex Albon should have taken the advice of Fake Al Gore and smushed the gopher #RIPEdna

I walked by Mr O’Leary the other day and I’m sorry to mention that while I was in punching distance, I did not take advantage of it.

I get enough time today and I’ll post the lyrics to the entire song in memory of mister mos definitely

🎶Jason Kidd is my na-ame; And basketball was my ga-ame…🎶

@makenomisteak.bsky.social “it’s gonna taste like carrot” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Some candid feedback DZ 5-6-26 - I’ve listened to Dan McDowell obsess about audio timing, quality, and delivery for two decades, and now I’m struggling though choppy audio of him broadcasting while driving. I’m about to unsubscribe for a month and resub again out of anger

“It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam Scott and Steve Stricker” … Mike Sirois and his one-liners continue to slay me

I just say the Rams draft video where they had Chris Tucker and Ice Cube’s kids reenact the iconic scene from Friday, and Spaulding has the chance to do something absolutely unhinged right now

Just watched an IG video of a 50-year-old gym acquaintance taking a drag off of a cigarette and then launching immediately into a 30km night run Some people are just built different

Stormin Norman was on with the HL today. I’ve not yet listened. But I certainly will in just a few.

I missed this a couple of days ago. Norm is one tough S.O.B.

*sigh* let’s ruffle some feathers with this First things first. Reconcile with Avery Brooks, the actor that played the finest captain in the series. Have bill shatner grovel and apologize for how he did him dirty in “Captains”

I’m no spaceologist, but I am something of a technologist And I still feel like a couple of Somali pirates in speedboats could have had those astronauts out of that capsule and on the beach in like 15 minutes, tops

Once again, this guy

Artemis: we have three petaflop-class computers—Pleiades, Aitken, and Electra—to help calculate trajectories & the Trans-Lunar Injection burn period. Apollo: we had a handful of Black ladies who were good at math

“Trailfarting” (n,v) - it’s very similar to the concept of trailbraking, except instead of brake pressure, it’s the gradual release of clenched fart pressure as you near the entrance to the bathroom Happy Easter, everyone

Bearman’s crash will be attributed to the dangers of superclipping and if the drivers band around that narrative, these regulations are kinda screwed

Props to Jolyon Palmer for walking conspiracy-minded F1 fans through super clipping and harvesting during a lap onboard