Happy Boxing Day to my American friends that care to observe in one of our more sacred Canadian holidays

This holiday season, remind the occasional drivers in your family that it’s not necessary to go balls-deep into a stranger’s driveway to make a three-point turn, especially if they haven’t shovelled it yet

Put Michael Irvin on any raggedy-bumass-presentation and he will fix it

Commenting that the DB with long dreads got there “just a hair early” is funny to me, even though boothman probably didn’t intend for it to be

That Kid Scam return camera shot of the cult children wearing pink robes might’ve been the worst cross-promotion in television history

The only thing worse than the give-up draw play with 15+ yards to go is when it works by fluke so they do it again

A few rapid-fire thoughts on that Deebo run: * we get it, you had sex, congrats deebo SENIOR * Donovan wilson either needs to do up his frickin chinstrap or get a new helmet * 42 should be penalized for his half-assed attempt at a horse collar instead of just continuing pursuit

Just remember, the rumor is that Phil Rivers’s outing today earns him another five years of NFL-paid healthcare for him, his wife, and his approximately seventeen kids … hell that’s not bad deal if it’s indeed true

We give zero fucks 🇨🇦

lol, Purdy was getting head-pushed into the ground, fumbled the ball into the air, his tight end plucked the ball out of the sky and managed to turn the corner for two yards - and it still looked better than a designed and called Cowboy jet sweep

Dumbzone rn:

I just broke down and bought reading glasses and I should have done this a year earlier Other old person things I’ve added to the list this year: - shoe inserts - toe spreaders - back brace for yard work Anything else you want to improve my life with? Minivans? Ergonomic shovels? Heating pads?

Did Turpin think if he stopped running his route and let that ball sail into the endzone, the cowboys would get it at the 25?

I’m glad it’s winter solstice because even though this is the early game, the sun will have set for me by the time this game is over. I legit thought it was the afternoon game for a moment.

I hope her cousin’s friend’s balls have recovered from the Covid shot.

That’ll do with the snow globe effect, fox producers

I don’t have the greatest audio where I’m at, but drew Brees sounds a bit like original Tony Romo before he decided to go all rumble-voice

The fullback is faster than the quarterback

Good thing floos has a birdseye view of just how well Justin Herbert is able to fling it around today

They’re gonna put gronk in the booth with Brady, aren’t they

I have just been informed that I have confused the receiver playing for an LA team wearing yellow and blue as playing for the other team from LA that wears yellow and blue

We got Floos in the Box! Seriously though, that’s like timeout for NFL coaches

I don’t want the other team to score, obviously, but I am curious to see what kind of TD celebration pookah n’cua (idc) has in store today

Tuned in just now as the camera cut away from a cowboy player laying face down on the ground… uhh, what happened

That was an entertaining game

It just dawned on me (no pun intended) after watching the sun set at 4:42pm today that winter solstice is this Sunday, after which we will be back on a six month streak of receiving a tiny bit more daylight with each passing day. We got this, @waterhauler.bsky.social.

Dude’s just over there on the sidelines trying to get his force choke powers back while adeniji’s focusing on not getting Dak killed

Alright, so what I’m learning here is that making the field goal would not really have mattered because the defense has gone back to being ass and Dak is getting touched up on every play

Sorry, he dove headfirst and wanted a penalty for it?

Ahhh, there it is, the fourth down bluff. I was pretty shocked when they actually snapped the ball and ran a play on the fourth down earlier in the game.

Also not enjoying the number of times I’ve seen our QB get airborne-ragdolled during this game already

They should really have thrown it to Pickens if they wanted to draw the DPI

The dumbzone stream commenting that Schotty’s pencil disappeared while Tyler smith is writhing in pain grabbing his face makes me think of this

“I did a little high school coaching as well” did you know, Cris.. tell us more

@timtimothytim.bsky.social I want to go to wherever all of those Christmas lights were in the B-roll they just showed

There should be a rule against a QB being allowed to do that going into the end zone when he had such a pathetic run just one drive prior

Vikings head coach gives me the creeps. He looks that dude that beat up Dirk diggler at the end of boogie nights

Cowboy doctor literally trying to screw his head back on; where the fuck did this guy obtain his medical degree?

Roy Biscuit Williams is proud of that tackle

“Pash Rush Shituations”

“The defense has slightly improved” as Kenny Clark flings the running back into the endzone

That first down brought to you by community mechanical

Technology has progressed far enough that we should all be asking ourselves: why isn’t KITT from Knight Rider a thing that exists yet? We’ve got self driving cars, snarky AI’s, two way comm watches, and I’m pretty sure I saw a video of a Tesla hit a turbo boost jump in SF… so why the wait?

Everyone loves them some Mariah Carey during Christmas time, but for me, the queen of the season Nigella Lawson in any of her cooking shows. Hits a little harder when you learn she filmed many episodes in her home as her terminally ill husband was resting upstairs.

I have great news, everyone!

Uhh… guys?

I took a day off from football to put up Christmas decorations and play video games with the kids, but it looks like I missed a really good night on the skeeters for this Texans/Mahomeses game

My dumbass thought that challenges were automatic under 2 minutes and also that you didn’t lose anything if you won a challenge

Run to the light, Al

Hochuli’s son loves to talk on the mic, doesn’t he