YOUNG BUCKS JUST HAD AN OKADA CHALLENGE COIN @murderxbryan.bsky.social

Waaaaaaaaaaa I'm a baby I need some booby juice mama

I don't fuckin TRUST this guy

I will eat them off the floor that's ok that's fine

I would like to eat about one hundred skittles tyvm

Went to CVS and stole 9 sharpies by sticking em in my bum one by one

Nobody swings like Toni Storm? Obviously she's never heard of @murderxbryan.bsky.social

Whoa! Hamburger the color of her energy

Instead of "a drop in the bucket" I'm gonna start saying "a fart in the bucket"

Cool thing about a hot tub is that nobody can tell when YOU farted, all they know is that a fart happened

CUM BUBBLES

I GIVE THAT SEGMENT FIVE BIG BOOMS 💪💥BOOM💥💪 💪💥BOOM💥💪 💪💥BOOM💥💪 💪💥BOOM💥💪 💪💥BOOM💥💪

"You hear about this Outer Heaven thing, Snake? Have you heard about this?"

Claudio with grocery lists pinned to hos coat

I'm so glad I put tequila in this hot cocoa

BOTH of these ladies have an open invitation to kick me while I lay fetal on the ground

That jacket looks really comfy shida

Adam Cole is Graggle Simpson with more hair

Don't tell Adam Cole but I'm not ready for story time

That jacket looks really comfy swerve

That jacket looks really comfy renee

Claudio yelling in German made me pee a little

Thought Takeshita was about to kiss Mark Davis for a sec there

I like that both guys named Will are both on the same team

Mark Davis has been out for a long time, but he’s still build like a Pixar mom. #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ #AEW #AEWDynamite

Repost if you're watching #AEWDynamite

Mark Davis and his big ol ass on my tv, it's beautiful man

Hobbs should pick up and swing Ricochet around like a baseball bat

Alright motherfuckers it's Wednesday you know what that means

Hello everyone you should follow me even though unfortunately I am not Samoa Joe

Don't tell anyone at the mcdonald's at North Station, but I'm currently pretending to work there and I keep stealing money out of the register

mods asleep post Boxer Popeye Full of Hotdogs

I am waiting for a text and am unnecessarily anxious about what that text is going to be exactly and it'll probably more than likely be ok but still my brain has to do this thing where it tries to convince me I'm not allowed to have a second of peace

Once again I have been almost killed by a piano falling on my head from a crane, and yes this time the piano keys were sticking out of my mouth like they were my teeth which is really insult to injury if you think about it.

The energy i bring to BlueSky

Repost with a pro-wrestling talent you'd like to see have a huge 2025 🤼‍♂️

Speedball, C2

I AM ABOUT THIRTY SEVEN MINUTES BEHIND I WILL YELL MORE ABOUT DYNAMITE WHEN I CATCH UP

How i would "reboot" the MCU: EVERYONE in Timberlands, especially MODOK

Gonna do my regular yelling about dynamite over here tonight, see how the demons in my head that make me post good feel about it

Just thinking about how it's been 3240 days since the last time I got kicked in the face and how that's a pretty impressive streak

Being a cutie patootie

I was supposed to go on a date today but it was postponed until next week so instead I'm gonna try to stay in this same spot on the couch for the entire day

Turns out that second guessing my second guessing actually reverses it into the right guess most of the time

Really feels like at the other place the demons in my head that make me post good are more active but I'll let the demons try to get acquainted with here a lil bit more

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