HELL YEAH CEASEFIRE IN FULL EFFECT BABY WOOOOOOOOO

Who up baskin' they ball rn

Twin Peaks: Andy struggling at the firing range.

This posting sucks.

Trevor Phillips has just described the Prime Minister as "the country's leading Gooner". It's going to be a long morning.

Here I am being some schmuck when I could've been stealing millions of dollars in gold from the US government by simply lying to their faces

Extremely pertinent question being asked at the memorial day cookout: is Anaconda (Nicki Minaj) certified White Girl Music?

My friends Shanghai-d me into Stellaris multiplayer, and while my eyes have been opened I must say that I don't think I'm patient enough to play anything other than fanatic purifier like that

Every day I see a quail or a lizard or a boar and I'm so fucking happy every single time

Memorial Day weekend is my time to remember publicly the Marines who were killed in Iraq and Afghanistan while under my command. Please read their stories and think about them and their families this weekend. A 🧵…

Miller Lite is shit. IPAs are also shit.

This is a 2011 Tyler The Creator tweet

"Play our game" "No Marvel Rivals" "Dinosaur" "Yes Marvel Rivals"

Been messing with the burgerking font site and I decided to dredge up some bangers from the 'cord (dunno how well compression will treat 'em but here goes) pixelframe.design/burger-king-...

Since we're doing Star Wars discourse today I'll toss my hat into the ring and say that it's dumb as hell that almost every established faction doesn't use droids in combat, especially fighter-droids that can cling to the hull of your ship

Timeline Cleanse

Post once. Post hard. Post fast.

I for one think valorizing mentally ill people who want to kill others is bad, even if the valorizing is ironic.

Random Dude Theory of history

bluesky rocks

The JFK conspiracy is there is no conspiracy The Secret Service wants cranks to think there was an elaborate conspiracy because a random nutjob getting lucky damages their reputation and makes them look incompetent in a way that endangers their future charges

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

Repeat after me: I am not freakier than Virgil Texas. I am not freakier than Kyle Rittenhouse. I am not freakier than School Bonds Dog. I am not freakier than Steven Miller. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be freakier than I am.

Anyway, here is a photo from MLK Jr's speech and he didn't have to pay anyone to show up.

>we’ve hit the complete chaos, plummeting approval ratings, and endless staff turnover phase of the Trump Presidency

"We should not have started this fight" oh baby put it in my VEINS

As a guy who has lived in rural areas for years I'll admit that I'm not thrilled with the "The peasants desire a strong hand" rhetoric but I also believe that we shouldn't effectively get special treatment in elections so I'm still having a good time

The GOP entered this redistricting under the rather childish delusion they were going to gerrymander, and nobody would gerrymander them. In TX, MO, and a half dozen other states, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind

🎶trump approval thirty-two, matching carter low Pakistan talks collapse--ceasefire gets a pass Ayatollahs in Iran, with new cards that's the plan Scammers--in Strait, OIL SPILLS SEEN FROM SPACE🎶

Thinking of how the woke Continental Army would forcevax you with smallpox scabs back in the day.

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade What did he know?

Had a moment yesterday where I was spiraling and felt like a complete fuckup, and then found out that one of my roommates lost a 15k scholarship through a very clear completely avoidable fuckup and the other does not know how to file their taxes and could not/can not figure it out on their own

That series is just non-stop bangers. A short thread:

My "I'm winning a War, BY A LOT" tshirt etc and so forth

Classic

i saw a tiktok about how doomscrolling in childhood is a sign of having no hoes and i can't stop thinking about it

Rocking up to class with a 3d printed Stonewall Jackson getting his shit blown schmoove off on top of a cookie cake or smthn

i would be the Lyse Hext of beheading furry BreadTubers

Godzilla I will Venmo you $20 if you destroy Cincinnati

Sometimes I read posts on here that are so Bad I think I should get a nosebleed from reading them