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23. Line cook by day, degen shitposter by night. Aspiring Bushido Lib. Slava Ukraini.
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Up guardsing my Jones. And by 'guardsing', well, lets justr say. jonesing my peanits.
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William Gibson
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Our Long National Nightmare (anime version)
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gg
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clown tom clancy fucking administration istfg
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My entire feed is baseball
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George Pearkes
1 day ago
Very convincing thread arguing the President had a stroke that is being covered up.
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Fubar 🇨🇦
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Sky Marchini
2 days ago
I own an anti-satellite missile system because that’s what Thomas Jefferson intended Four GLONASS satellites are visible above my house. “what the devil” I say grabbing my powdered wig and RIM-161 launcher.
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ghost malone ergo propter malone
2 days ago
tossing a food bank a couple bucks won’t turn SNAP on. but you personally can’t turn SNAP on, and you maybe can toss a food bank a couple bucks.
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Da bubo dungeon
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Schnorkles O'Bork
2 days ago
Listen I kinda digged Platner for a sec when he broke onto the scene, he said some good stuff. But I kinda draw the line on "I have a tattoo on my chest of an organization that murdered literal millions of people." I know, I know, I'm small minded.
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Sky Marchini
2 days ago
When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
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Department of Shoe+
2 days ago
Look at Mike Davis badmouthing the US military members
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disc horse bot
2 days ago
Repeat after me: I am not more sex-positive than Jesse Singal. I am not more sex-positive than Sabrina Carpenter. I am not more sex-positive than the Rizzler. I am not more sex-positive than Pierre Elliot Trudeau. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be more sex-positive than I am.
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Ilya Somin
3 days ago
In this post, I explain why fentanyl smuggling isn't moral equivalent of war/terrorism and can't justify Trump's extrajudicial killings.... and how on this point I'm in rare agreement with John Yoo:
reason.com/volokh/2025/...
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Why Fentanyl Smuggling isn't War and Cannot Justify Extrajudicial Killing
Thus, Trump's attacks on boats in the Carribean have no moral or legal justification.
https://reason.com/volokh/2025/10/26/why-fentanyl-smuggling-isnt-war-and-cannot-justify-extrajudicial-killing/
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Tuba Zef
3 days ago
Oh, it's PS2 North America's launch anniversary
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amanda moore 🐢
3 days ago
Please sir I am just a small soybean farmer and a common man
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Mediazona English
5 days ago
Our tally of Russia’s confirmed war dead in Ukraine has reached 140,101. In the past two weeks, we added 5,001 names, double our usual rate. This surge comes from confirming the deaths of previously missing soldiers via inheritance records. The report:
en.zona.media/article/2025...
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There are so many posts I delete before they go out into the aether. You guys only get the creme de la crem
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☀️ Starshine
4 days ago
lmao imagine firing off what you thought was an innocuous post and then logging back on a day later to over 500 angry replies
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geoffrey, 💀 mode
4 days ago
jacobin is buzzfeed "you won't BELIEVE number 8" for people whose entire political identity is "mad at the democratic party"
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PhoenixWomanMN
4 days ago
The Representative of Tengri on Earth will crush Temu Goebbels.
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Cameron
4 days ago
btw there's that NRSC poll floating around that says voters are more likely to support Platner after hearing about his tattoo here's how the question was phrased lol
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mojarbs
5 days ago
But black dynamite, I export to the United States
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GENC
7 days ago
[ Cassandra Complex ] Tactical Emo Thriller, spread the word, help us make it real
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cas...
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darth™️
5 days ago
will there be any followup to this fascinating story by the president of the united states that a friend of his sent him a check for $130 million dollars and the president is going to give the money to the military because i for one am fascinated about the details tbh
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Calliope
6 days ago
Your standard reminder that the average age at first marriage in the 1940s was ~22 for women and it never dipped below 20 years old in the whole of the 20th century. And during that time only 8% of children were born out of wedlock.
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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS)
6 days ago
absolutely geeked off crumbl cookies dirty soda and a needle full of testosterone so pure it’d make a soviet blush
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disc horse bot
6 days ago
I will never vote for Yoko Ono.
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David Simon
6 days ago
Stop parsing this as if any of it isn't murderous horror. We have courts of law. And even if these cases were brought into those courts, our penalties for the trafficking of drugs are not summary execution. Fuck what is "popular."
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Krasnovian Commando
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Joey Politano🏳️🌈
6 days ago
Well well well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions
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Sharon
7 days ago
Bill Kristol: i will personally back the candidate that calls for the demolition of the illegal construction by the evil usurper Trump John Fetterman: don't be mean by prolonging the shutdown :( 2025, man
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Branson of Frankenstein (1939)
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James
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Seth Cotlar
7 days ago
Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse.
www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...
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James
8 days ago
No it’s not really normal for people in the military to have Totenkopf tattoos
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good hyuck, babe!
8 days ago
wrt politicians and celebrities I do the HEAT rule. I am ready to abandon any of these people in a moment. i am 100% prepared to walk away
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Boo! bo
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Pumpkin Spice SwampLizard 🎃
8 days ago
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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Cyber 💾 Soroka 🐦⬛
9 days ago
There are better and more honest ways to communicate the idea that Russia can be defeated if more countries commit enough will and resources to it than repeating “time is not on Russia’s side.” That phrase ignores the reality that time is bought with Ukrainians’ lives.
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Riley Neville
9 days ago
This is the longest I've spent on any single project in my life! Please remind your friends that Isopod is coming out tomorrow!
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slate
9 days ago
they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
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ellie lockhart (she/they)
9 days ago
it's a ben stiller movie from the year 2000
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Snowden St.
13 days ago
Can’t remember for the life of me which Chinese poet/sage started off his book with something like “I’m gonna say some reckless things, so you should listen recklessly” but damn if that isn’t a Poster’s Creed
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Good thread.
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Built fucking deficient
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Secretary of Defense Rock
10 days ago
>millions in the streets supporting liberalism >>russian armored assaults being obliterated in front of Pokrovsk >>>PLA being purged again
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Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱
10 days ago
WE ARE COMING, FATHER ABRAHAM, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND MORE, FROM MISSISSIPPI'S WINDING STREAM AND FROM NEW ENGLAND'S SHORE. WE DARE NOT LOOK BEHIND US BUT STEADFASTLY BEFORE. WE ARE COMING, FATHER ABRAHAM, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND MORE!
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Gilead’s Missing Apple 🇺🇦 🦅🇺🇦
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1860 vs 2025
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