My shirt etc.

The Great Khan comes from the North.

Kavanaugh pregnancies

You know this website is great because every 3rd conversation I see unraveling across my feed makes me yearn for the taste of loaded gun

Sitting here as a Black person, thinking about how I am not allowed to say “I told you so” in a few years when the guy with the SS tattoo turns out not to be a key ally for multiracial democracy

I generally like Weird War stuff but I can't think too hard about Konflikt '47 since 1. The Americans pissing away an atomic bomb on Dresden and 2. The Germans finding a way to research, invent, and manufacture exotic weapons n vehicles in *March 1944* is incredibly funny to me

Oh god the new movie is going to spark some serious Discourse™️, isn't it

The African-American veterans who gathered at Thaddeus Stevens' grave in 1886 to pay their respects did not do so because they knew they embodied the zeitgeist of the nation or rode the arc of history to its apex, but rather because they knew they didn't. The cause endures.

DAS MY STATE BAYBEE

Tremendous commentary here as well. This is what I assume Russian dashcam videos are saying in Russian.

Doctor Doom will fear his own pussy

It is now the time of the Browns! Hallelujah!

I'M GONNA DUUNE

The one salve that soothes my rage at this ignorance is that this man doesn't perform introspection, not because it's Woke and Gay or whatever, but because every time he closes his eyes he's haunted by the demons and spectres that await him in the pits of hell

My plan for opening the Strait kf Hormuz is simply cutting out the middle man and nuclearly carving a canal through Kuwait, Iraq, Syria, Jordan, and Lebanon. Let's clap these pots and pans together, folks.

When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.

Things are great on the other site

The phrase "warcrime fujos" popped into my head and rattled around for a few minutes before I realized thats just Gundam

It's times like this that I remember what my uber driver from the airport told me on my first trip to Portugal: "some Americans are assholes, but you good ones are too hard on yourselves. Every country fucks up when it's on top of the world. We had one century and look at all the shit we did!!"

Call me bricked the way I'm Up

Eh, why should we research Alzheimer's, diabetes, cancer, and heart disease? It's not like these issues could ever possibly affect me, personally, because I, like every Republican, have no conception of time, probability, or cause and effect, I exist in a void filled solely by malicious urges.

we need to find whatever fucking idiot consultants are advising dems to slash income taxes and dump them in the middle of the ocean with concrete blocks chained to their ankles

Man I’ll give you off-putting

they're flat lying about "10 days prior", they'd previously predicted 5 days

My mom got out of the hospital after being stuck under debris for 2 hours when a roof collapsed in the building she was in. If y’all could donate to my venmo I’d really appreciate it so I can help her pay her bills.

At that point in my coping strategy where I start asking if I'm stupid, because I don't really get whats happening anymore

Special Military Operation update: fuck

*taps sign* China is a real place with actual people and policies, not somewhere for you to project your feelings about the United States onto.

We entered a war with the well-defined goal of ??? to appease the capricious whims of a pedophilic dementia patient.

are you interested in other places for their own sake, not just as an extension of America? congratulations, you are already ahead of the majority of DC think tanks.

In Persian culture, killing somebody’s entire family with TLAMs is seen as a grave insult

I wonder how many people that watch Project Hail Mary are going to get jumpscared by Ryan Gosling tearing a catheter out of his dick in the first 5 minutes, or were the directors too cowardly to keep that

excuse me mr. president?

There is nothing Democrats could ever possibly do that would get these people to stop lying about them.

“The war with Iran is little more than the joint targeting process unleashed. The Frankenstein’s monster that is the operational level of war, unsatiated after eating strategy, is now feasting on policy”. @bafriedman.bsky.social

inflates your oil price, making it big and round

“how about we send the kurds to cuba” - the greatest thread in the history of CIA, locked by the national security advisor after 12,239 pages of heated debate

Charlie Brown had hOH MY GOD