Croissants that look like fat little frogs. Merry Christmas!

And let THAT be a lesson to you!

It is 12:21 on the day the after thanksgiving and I just Whammed myself by making a pun about taking the dogs outside.

Kids in my boy scout troop were playing and I got involved. I remember my friend Jesse opened a full box of 4th edition for his birthday when it was new. He opened the rare we all wanted to crack and we all shouted "ROYAL ASSASSIN!" in unison.

Good.

Julioooooooooo! Go Mariners!

A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners

EUGENIOOOOOOOOOOOO SUAREZ!!!

MARINERS

This is going to sound like a shitpost, but I'm pretty sure Magic just called me gay (appreciative).

Thunderhead in the burbs.

I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival. The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was Goody Proctor with the Devil. So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down

Love is real and you are proof.

Love taking a new pill "that'll work way better because it's three medicines in one" without realizing that one of the medicines is a diuretic. My coworkers are joking about my coke habit now.

Easily the most self-consciously political performance of pop culture I’ve ever seen. Whoever directed that knew *exactly* what they were doing.

We got snow in (the suburbs of) Dallas, y'all.

Hairy Christmas, and a Bed head new year.

Brooke and I are accidentally watching the Joss Ackland villain duology this week, with Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey on Monday and the 1994 Miracle on 34th Street tonight. The way I shot out of my chair and shouted CHUCK DE NOMOLUS! at the top of my lungs ...

Who needs a cracked prerelease kit when you have Tyson helping you make good decisions ("if you swing in and win, then I get food earlier. Do that")?

I've heard so many stories of spouses that don't share an interest in each other's hobbies, and while I get having your own things, I'm grateful B has joined me as a magic nerd. Love her to pieces.

Oh right, hashtags. #leatherwork #crafting

Wrapped this up this weekend. Happy with how it came out.

Making a new collar for my best girl. Pretty happy with the carving and tooling; the dye job makes it look like her name is Perry, not Penny, but still proud (color diff from left to right is moisture as I wetted the leather for an even dye application). Space under name=stamp my phone number

Had to give the princess a bath today, she's a trooper.

Why is it that moving two people is somehow 8 times the work of moving 1?

Work buds.

Very stressed but Tyson is a beauty as always

They overruled fucking Chevron. Goodbye government.

We got some more! This was at local totality!

Probably the last time the sun will be visible this afternoon from a place with 98.1% totality.

God bless the Sweetwater cold callers. I know they were just trying to sell stuff but a couple of times they seemed genuinely enthused that I was enjoying my Squier telecaster. Hope they're doing okay.

Truer words.

Ozzie says "Good Morning, it's time to wake up."

It's the little things in life, like figuring out conditional formatting in excel to make your task tracking spreadsheet color code when things are due. Of course, I now know that many things are overdue. Ah stress.

I've been absolutely overwhelmed as of late, so I worked my way through a significant backlog of my my own creation at work, and did it resolve my work-related anxiety? No.

My old man with one of his babies.

Hey my beautiful wife bought me a pint of "The Void" Stranger Things ice cream (dyed black) because she is wonderful and I love her but FYI, if your poop is bright blue, ask yourself if you've eaten "The Void" Stranger Things ice cream recently rather than googling "am I dying."

Bahhahahahahahahahah it's also office headshot day today fml

This is the face of a man who chose October 2 to ride his bike to work for the first time in 12 years or so. Also, this man forgot his office keys, his backpack, and all his damn sense.

My 40th year started off with me sweating my ass off in a Starbucks parking lot on my way to my new job because our one car decided to quit on me. Still grateful to be here; there were a ton of times when I didn't think I'd make 30, much less 40. Also my hair is still fucking great.

So happy. For the first time in her life, Penny has a yard. The boys have been there before, so they are showing her how to enjoy her privileges.

Safe in Texas. Penny continues to be a lovable doof.

It has been an Eventful Day. I took the boys for a ride in the big truck, and I saw a cute kitty. Oh also I'm moving haha.

tfw i meet the buddha on the road

The brothers, they love each other.

Me and my boys. Big spoon, middle spoon, little spoon.

RESKEET THIS IF YOU’RE QUEER, LIKE TABLE TOP/BOARD GAMES, YOU’RE HOT AND SEXY AF OR YOU’RE TIRED ✨🌈✨

Princess Penelope, the Lady Thunderdumps, Duchess of Buttsniffington, has had enough of this shit.