Cocaine or Ketamine?

After seeing the photo of Jeffrey Epstein’s living room just released it now makes sense what Donald Trump is doing to the Oval Office.

There was a time in American history when traitors would have something other than phony medals placed around their necks.

Wake up, asshole. If I don't get to sleep through your presidency, you don't.

“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”

At no point during the five-year span that Monty Python's Flying Circus aired on the BBC, from October 1969 to December 1974, could the greatest comedic minds of their time come up with a skit more grotesquely absurd than Trump placing a fake peace-prize medal over his own head.

I’d settle for someone who doesn’t wake up!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Good experience! It’ll be hotter in hell!!! 🤣🤣🤣

CALL. THEM. OUT.

Minneapolis stands up to ICE Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force. www.ms.now/news/minneap...

My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

Wisconsin is one of just nine states that has not expanded Medicaid under the Affordable Care Act. It's time to change that.

“Slept with a Kennedy” is not as impressive a résumé filler as Olivia Nuzzi thinks.

Checking back after a two hour break from social media cesspools. Is he dead yet?

NYPD: “No YOU back up.”👏🏼

Well, Senators Bill Cassidy and Thom Tillis, you wanted RFK Jr. to “go wild” at HHS. Congratulations. You’ve achieved your goal. He is well on his way to completely destroying the US vaccine program.

It's lit! 🎄 The 2025 Wisconsin State Capitol Holiday Tree, "The Learning Tree," will be on display now until the end of the year! Be sure to stop by to see all the wonderful ornaments made by kids from across our state.

BREAKING: Applications are now open for $10 million in funds through the Wisconsin Office of Violence Prevention to support commonsense and evidence-based solutions that will help save lives, reduce crime and violence, and keep our kids, our families, and our communities safe.

WTF is a FIFA Peace Prize? It’s an embarrassing consolation prize. A make-believe award cooked up to kiss Trump’s ass and pretend it means something. It’s bullshit, a cheap clout grab from an org pretending it doesn’t see the danger he brings to international athletes and fans.

“Pam, I need you to indict this D.C. bomber guy. Then I can pardon him. I need someone I can trust at the ATF. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

I’m not sure who is still over on -X- but Gov. Newsom is slaying!

When Pete Hegseth tweeted he was investigating me, Gabby laughed and laughed.

What an embarrassment

WTH

The Supreme Court Friday agreed to decide whether President Donald Trump can unilaterally limit the constitutional right to citizenship granted to virtually every person born in the United States. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Republicans have had 15 YEARS to show their work on healthcare and yet they remain stuck on “concepts of a plan.” Meanwhile, millions of their own constituents have health insurance through the ACA and rely on the tax credits to keep premiums down.

OPENING 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY! (12/19): I was looking to do a comedy that was smart, sophisticated & very high-brow, but I did THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS instead.

Countersigned but with the following edit: "fired and indicted"

Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached. Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at? Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.

In case you missed it. 😳🤦‍♂️🤬 (> NYTIMES) 🎁 Netanyahu Asks Israel’s President to Pardon Him in Corruption Cases www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/w...

GEORGIA: Rodney Taylor, a double amputee barber here his whole life was 2 days away from getting new legs when Trump’s ICE goons grabbed him. He has been held almost a year, facing deportation to Liberia. What are we doing? www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Thank you to all the volunteers! Rep. Aftyn Behn reported that more than 600 volunteers turned out and knocked on 13,000 doors. Let’s flip TN’s 7th District! And if you’ve got time, they still need help!

My statement on Trump’s pointless war

😂 I'm laughing so hard, I can't come up with a snarky comment!

Quiet, piggy. Do you want to see what a perfect MRI looks like?”

Why aren’t flags at half-mast for Army Specialist Sarah Beckstrom?

OMG. We have an ICE goon; undoubtedly an untrained proud boy, point their weapon at an unarmed citizen! When are our elected officials going to do what's right for us?!

JUST IN: GOP Rep. Salazar says the US will start attacking Venezuela “within days” This is not going to be hard…You have 8 million Venezuelans in exile talking about the largest reserves of oil..that will be doing business with the American oil companies

“War on Drugs,” he says? He’s fully pardoning a guy who conspired to pump 400 tons of cocaine into the U.S., that’s 20 full 40-foot shipping containers. Who vouched for him, Junior?

Pete Hegseth is going after veterans for reminding military personnel they can refuse unlawful orders for a reason. I wholeheartedly support the Senate ASC bipartisan oversight efforts given recent revelations about Hegseth’s orders in SOUTHCOM. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

From retail to restaurants, small businesses are core to our communities and our economy. Support your neighbors and our local economy by shopping small this holiday season! www.wmtv15news.com/2025/11/18/w...

⬆️Groceries ⬆️ Utilities ⬆️Health care ⬆️Housing ⬆️Gas Prices are up under Donald Trump, but he doesn’t “want to hear about affordability” from you!

Let’s hope the next president we pick ain’t anything like the clown we’ve got right now, a guy pardoning drug traffickers while bragging about a “war on drugs,” hiding the names of powerful child abusers, and cozying up to enemy invaders instead of our invaded allies. ...

That’s some really good Ketamine ✌️

Hedgehog is in trouble

A rare photo of Mary trump being sprinkled with Holy Water shortly before giving birth to little donnie douchebag the fascist fuck...

No appeal by Trumps of Revolution Wind back to work order. Great news. Good work against illegal “stop work” order.

Amazing how people keep missing the story. Remember: there was no “Federalist Society list.” No consideration, no agenda item, no vote.

Warning for North Carolina: Scams are increasing, and the confusion is being made worse by ICE agents failing to properly identify themselves and wearing masks. As a result, residents are becoming targets of immigration fraud.