bored? i have a cure.

falling in limerance, with you 💚

Seduction consists in creating desire and attraction through presence, authenticity and genuine appreciation for another person. Good seduction involves reading social cues, building tension gradually and maintaining respect for boundaries throughout the process. 🤍

falling in limerance, with you 💚

What are you up to this long weekend? Make the most of it #Sydney, I’m yours for one more week before I take off travelling.

miss u a lot 💞 my strawberry shortcake 🍓 @poppypaisley.bsky.social

ready to be devoured 🍇🍷 📸: @silklabphoto.bsky.social

pleased to meet you - i'm lulu valentine 💘; a sydney 🇦🇺 based girlfriend for hire + cultivator of otherworldly experiences 🌙 ✈️ i love to travel + do it often; my passport is always ready. curious? come find me ✨ www.lulu-valentine.com until soon... yours, lulu 💋 📸 : @silklabphoto.bsky.social

🍒 my newsletter has been sent out this morning (check ur spam folders) 💌

📫 out tomorrow my sweets 💙 sign up via 👉 www.lulu-valentine.com#newsletter

After my shoot with Wild Honey Photo I'm having a tough time choosing my pictures 🙃 Here's an unedited sneak peek 😘

does the qantas “i still call australia home” arrival video cause anyone else to weep violently, or just me???? ✈️😭🐨🦘

If you want something in your sex life you’ve never had, you’ll have to do something that you’ve never done.

sydney, i’m back 🧡🍊

i’ve been struck down by a debilitating migraine all week while travelling (fun) + have really fallen off the wagon with all things life + admin. thanks for all your patience, i’ll be getting back to your correspondence as soon as i can concentrate again. muchos gracias xoxo

the feminine urge to burn your internet hot girl persona to the ground and rise from the ashes as a meme-generating shit-posting reply-guy... is very real

I can’t wait to catch up with some familiar faces on my trip. If we haven’t met yet, I know you’re feeling curious. I’ve still got a little time for you. ✈️ Hobart – Final Availability • Monday 13/10 AM • Tuesday 14/10 PM ✈️ Melbourne – Final Availability • Thursday 16/10

i love an occasion to dress for 🌷💃✨

i've been having the most delicious summer 🍷🍇🌻

my last newsletter inspired a flurry of replies (thanks u my devoted + enthusiastic readers!!) i've decided, for the first (+ perhaps last time) to make an excerpt public. read it, here: ivysociete.com/blog/fulfill... 📖💕

do u really want it? 🍑 📸: @silklabphoto.bsky.social

some of youse* are just the loveliest!!!! 💗💐 (*please increase australian accent while reading for full effect)

Clear your schedule. 👀

living on a healthy diet of gyros, skinny dipping & afternoon naps 💤🫒🇬🇷🥙

I’ve been having an issue with my phone. Please reach out again if you’ve been waiting on a response from me 📲

I don’t think there’s anything sexier than a person who has proven through their actions that anything they mention will absolutely be followed through on. The opposite of a carrot-dangler if you will.

Nothing pulls at my heartstrings or makes me miss my dogs more when I'm away more than finding a piece of their fur threaded into my lingerie 🐶💘😭 📷 by @evelynhuntphoto.bsky.social

[after looking at the news] well, it's time to go and do something relaxing like watch horror movies for the rest of my life

miss u a lot 💞 my strawberry shortcake 🍓 @poppypaisley.bsky.social

🚨have been getting a few enquiries lately through my web form that have incorrect emails attached so i can’t reply. 💌 if you’re waiting to hear back from me, pls send another form and double check your email! thanks 💞

Meow meow summer is ending 😫

It’s been a long time baby, a long time 💛🧡

The screening and deposit is nonnegotiable. Forever.

eden awaits 🍃 www.lulu-valentine.com

The kind of body that make hands forget their manners.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

You can now find me on @roladex.com.au 😍 roladex.com.au/escort/samir... 💋#datemelbourne

Sex workers and the world's most popular porn websites say that Australia's new porn age check requirements risk data breaches, censorship, and could drive people towards "dangerous" sites that don't comply. www.crikey.com.au/20...

yassssooouuuuuu ✌️🇬🇷

Let’s get up to mischief 💋🔥 . . . @pashseductive.bsky.social

📍Brisbane tour starting now 11 - 15 September Come and enjoy this view up close 💋

I have lots to say and I am convincing myself to say as little as possible, but I don't think a society that has been absolutely saturated in unavoidable looping videos of snuff films for a decade is one that can hold. Power will and has coalesced around those who best weaponize the snuff films.

🎉🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH TO MY FAVOURITE 👼💗 don't hesitate to spoil her with dates or gifts while i'm away!! book her for dates: www.poppypaisleyx.com 👫 spoil her with gifts: throne.com/poppypaisley 💝

brb, celebrating the arrival of shirtless tradie season 🫠💦🤤🦺💪😎🍿

Red goes faster 🍒

Getting my raw photos back from my latest shoot feels like Christmas morning! 🎁✨ I can’t wait to share these, especially my new lingerie shots. Sneaky peeks are dropping on my fan page first.

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don’t mind me!!! just having a solo dance party AKA stress testing the dress before taking her out for a boogie later ✅💃

My current predicament is trying to harness train my cat for outdoor adventures, but it’s taking so many treats he might outgrow the harness before we even make it outside 😅

i want to do everything; in the end i do nothing