Back in Sydney and ready to spoil you 🥰 @wildhoneyphoto.bsky.social

The mermaid allegations are true 🧜🏻‍♀️🐚

fresh as a daisy

be the hand that holds the peach ✋🍑 get in touch 👇 💌 [email protected] 🌍 www.lulu-valentine.com

Happy Friday Bsky 🩵

Lovers, my final travel dates of the year are here! Hobart, I'll be in you on Sunday. As I'll be there for other work, my availability will be limited. ❤️

MELBOURNE: I’ll be visiting Tuesday 9th December until Thursday 11th December. Get in touch if you’d like to make a date with me 💋

i loved perfect days SO much! here are four random films i love for inspo. what are yours? 🎬💗

pleased to meet you - i'm lulu valentine 💘; a sydney 🇦🇺 based girlfriend for hire + cultivator of otherworldly experiences 🌙 ✈️ i love to travel + do it often; my passport is always ready. curious? come find me ✨ www.lulu-valentine.com until soon... yours, lulu 💋 📸 : @silklabphoto.bsky.social

sydney, i’m back 🧡🍊

Floating underwater, I can feel the ache from our last encounter and the thrill of the next one, all at once. Read my last blog here ⤵️

meow 🐈

my costume this year is “josie, the slutty demon pussy cat” 🎃👻

Honouring Yuko, murdered in November 2024. Gathered in front of court at the committal hearing for the alleged murderer. Honouring the lives of all murdered Asian migrant sex workers, calling for justice that has never been served, for an end to police raids, and for law reform.

A view so pretty it deserves to be captured, don’t you think? ✨🌹

meow 🐈

oopsies, instead of scheduling my newsletter, i hit the send button... so IT IS IN YOUR INBOX OR SPAM FOLDER RIGHT NOW NOW NOW ⚠️ 🚨 classic lulu 😅

Do you like to watch… or be the centre of attention? @luluvalentine.bsky.social

ready to be devoured 🍇🍷 📸: @silklabphoto.bsky.social

GDrive > top right gear: Manage Apps > uncheck Gemini ALSO Privacy > Manage Workspace smart feature settings > two Gemini settings, toggle off (Gemini AI is on by default and it explicity scans and "shares" or "uses" your info and activity across Google products)

bored? i have a cure.

🌸💐 Spring is for threeways! 💐🌸 Get the full story in my newsletter tomorrow. Subscribe now so it lands right in your inbox poppypaisleyx.com/newsletter

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free. When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

#Melbourne I’m here until Friday

miss u a lot 💞 my strawberry shortcake 🍓 @poppypaisley.bsky.social

#Hobart, I’m here

A friendly reminder that screening begins upon first contact. Proper introductions, manners and succinct communication make a girl wet! 💦

what’s everyone reading right now? 📚💗 #booksky

i love an occasion to dress for 🌷💃✨

you are on earth to risk your heart

eden awaits 🍃 www.lulu-valentine.com

🍒 my newsletter has been sent out this morning (check ur spam folders) 💌

bored? i have a cure.

Seduction consists in creating desire and attraction through presence, authenticity and genuine appreciation for another person. Good seduction involves reading social cues, building tension gradually and maintaining respect for boundaries throughout the process. 🤍

falling in limerance, with you 💚

What are you up to this long weekend? Make the most of it #Sydney, I’m yours for one more week before I take off travelling.

🍒 my newsletter has been sent out this morning (check ur spam folders) 💌

📫 out tomorrow my sweets 💙 sign up via 👉 www.lulu-valentine.com#newsletter

After my shoot with Wild Honey Photo I'm having a tough time choosing my pictures 🙃 Here's an unedited sneak peek 😘

does the qantas “i still call australia home” arrival video cause anyone else to weep violently, or just me???? ✈️😭🐨🦘

If you want something in your sex life you’ve never had, you’ll have to do something that you’ve never done.

sydney, i’m back 🧡🍊

i’ve been struck down by a debilitating migraine all week while travelling (fun) + have really fallen off the wagon with all things life + admin. thanks for all your patience, i’ll be getting back to your correspondence as soon as i can concentrate again. muchos gracias xoxo

the feminine urge to burn your internet hot girl persona to the ground and rise from the ashes as a meme-generating shit-posting reply-guy... is very real

I can’t wait to catch up with some familiar faces on my trip. If we haven’t met yet, I know you’re feeling curious. I’ve still got a little time for you. ✈️ Hobart – Final Availability • Monday 13/10 AM • Tuesday 14/10 PM ✈️ Melbourne – Final Availability • Thursday 16/10

i've been having the most delicious summer 🍷🍇🌻

my last newsletter inspired a flurry of replies (thanks u my devoted + enthusiastic readers!!) i've decided, for the first (+ perhaps last time) to make an excerpt public. read it, here: ivysociete.com/blog/fulfill... 📖💕

do u really want it? 🍑 📸: @silklabphoto.bsky.social

Clear your schedule. 👀