Nothing gives me envy like meeting international tourists who have a professional hot girl lined up in every Australian city they're heading to. Truly, a cultured gentleman's style of travel. Museums. Landmarks. Cuisine. You haven't properly experienced a city until you've slept with a local. 🍷🫡

Looking like a promotion waiting to happen 💼🤍

The good vibes in #Melbourne have been impossible to ignore. I’ve extended my stay. Catch me July 5–9 ♥️

i will follow you into the dark 🌊 📸 @wildhoneyphoto.bsky.social

Where do your eyes go first? @luluvalentine.bsky.social

We’re matching underneath ♡ @honeysofia.bsky.social

The good vibes in #Melbourne have been impossible to ignore. I’ve extended my stay. Catch me July 5–9 ♥️

This could be your view if you only sent a full enquiry ✍🏻

Does every pet just reach a certain age and start snoring? I feel like I’m living with retired old man in a recliner.

A peek inside my weird little brain 🫣

I keep being told I look better in person. In real life, my face isn’t a smudge and a smile 😆

POV: we escape the city Friday and come back Sunday. Weekends are for living and enjoying life’s finest pleasures.

Somehow I got lucky enough to kiss Honey twice this week 🫦

Admire your garden snails ✔️ Check your inbox ✔️ Check your spam folder ✔️ My newsletter is here!

I don’t say this lightly… but this might be the best newsletter I’ve written in its 2 years of existence. It fully captures my weird, very specific sense of humour. Out tomorrow, subscribe here ⤵️ poppypaisleyx.com/newsletter

Why yes, I have indeed been know to bring up animal fun facts in all conversations 🐌

Hello admirer I’m Poppy Paisley, warm, playful, and even sweeter in person than in photos Come find me in #Hobart • July 4–6 #Melbourne • July 6–9 Otherwise I’m based in Sydney Your experience begins here poppypaisleyx.com

I miss my work wife! We’re back together from 25th May @luluvalentine.bsky.social

We can't get enough of each other 😉

I don’t think I’m intimidatingly hot but I have made a man’s nose bleed just by looking at me

Don’t be nervous, just be prepared.

New pics are up! 📸 In love with this shoot

Some of y'all need a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grill cheese sandwich cut diagonal.

Let’s see how decisive you are.

Wake up, handsome! I checked your horoscope and it says you need to call me cute at least 5 times today ✨🔮

above the canopy, perched in my treehouse, where i belong ☁️🌴

Stomp on a crunchy leaf ✔️ Check your inbox ✔️ Check your spam folder ✔️ My newsletter is here!

In case you need a triple shot espresso level of a pick me up today 👇

Smiling a little bigger with every step outside 🌱

Life is better down where it’s wetter, take it from me 🧜‍♀️

Nothing gives a girl the warm and fuzzies more than a “thank you for our time together” text 💕

If you’ve been wanting to see me for years, then I promise you an hour will not be enough time

Did you know that I’m completely addicted to The Sims? Jump on my wishlist to make my virtual world even more fun. Dag dag! throne.com/poppypaisley

melbourne, i'll see you next month 💗 get in touch 💌: [email protected]

I saw the famous groper fish on my snorkel today 🐟💙

If you’re waiting on a text response from me, please reach out again. My phone had been playing up.

What’s better- touching my soft skin or the thrill of underlining a sentence that understands you a little too well? 📚

Hello admirer I’m Poppy Paisley, warm, playful, and even sweeter in person than in photos Come find me in #Hobart • July 4–6 #Melbourne • July 6–9 Otherwise I’m based in Sydney Your experience begins here poppypaisleyx.com

Happy Easter boyfriends! 🐰

My new initiation ceremony when we meet is simple: you have to help unpack all this butt from my outfit. It’s the only way to truly appreciate the effort that goes into getting dressed 👖♥️

I have a soft spot for shy people. Watching someone slowly come out of their shell is always such a treat.

We don’t get jealous easily. In fact… we prefer to share. Especially when the view is this good. @luluvalentine.bsky.social

Put on your wackiest pair of socks ✔️ Check your inbox ✔️ Check your spam folder ✔️ My newsletter is waiting for you!

We’re so glad you made it here. Just relax and let us guide the way 💙 @luluvalentine.bsky.social

I've said it before and I'll say it again, sex is the least interesting thing about sex. The best erotic films know this. It’s the ache before the act: the glances, the restraint, the wanting. I wrote about the movies that get it right.

comin’ to get ya 😈

A peak Sydney lunch date with Honey & Lulu @honeysofia.bsky.social @luluvalentine.bsky.social

And for the lady, perhaps a fresh coat of freckles?

I say I don’t want fries. You order fries. I eat all your fries.

holding on to @poppypaisley.bsky.social's incredible ass during this wild wind storm & hoping it'll anchor me from floating away into the ether ⚓️🌪️ ✨