Holy shit lol

Went for the Soler plexus, got him right in the beans

Oh my goodness, Daniel Susac!

Daniel Susac is the 2nd player in at least the expansion era (1961) to start his career with hits in his 1st 5+ ABs, joining Ted Cox (6-6) with the Red Sox in 1977 He’s the first Giant to do so since at least 1900, surpassing 1959 Willie McCovey (4-4) (!!!) h/t @EliasSports

Oh no, Jorge Soler 😬

Frida Kahlico is an excellent name. 😸 @darthbluesky.bsky.social

The Giants will never have nice things again.

😭

Giants took 43 swings against Andrew Painter in four innings and swung-and-missed only four times. He was fastball heavy; not much feel for the breaking stuff. Tough second one.

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

lol

i’ve seen every social network i love die, you cannot scare me

Stop what you're doing and look 🌍 The full globe? That is the NIGHT SIDE. I'm pretty sure I can see some satellites/debris glinting away on the periphery. Also the Aurora?! What a bonkers beautiful world that supports and holds everyone and everything you've ever known and loved, and so much more.

🤖 SFGiants Incoming

Heck yeah Blade!

😆🙌

Daniel! 👏

Robbie K 😍

Is that...a pinch hitter?!

Kevin Gausman is the first pitcher since at least 1900 with 10+ strikeouts and no walks in each of his first two outings of a season

You see that win right there? That's a good win right there. Nice looking win right over there.

Yay Chappy 👏

Handsome 🥰

Castellanos 🤭

happy trans day of visibility ❤️ this chicken loves you

Attababe Willy 🥳

So the dbacks didn't do anything to fix their bullpen either. 😬

🤯

lol giants

😊

This is absolutely rad

Dominic Smith is the first player in MLB history with a walk-off grand slam in his debut with a team !!! h/t @EliasSports

Dom, Yaz, Dubón...gonna become a Braves fan istg. 😭☠️

Good news is the Giants can't lose tomorrow.

This broadcast is working about as well as the milb stream of the Rivercats last night.

Giants fans have the best sarcasm in the league.

Chappy, bless your heart. 😱

It's so beautiful 🥹

Oh no.🤭😂

My mom gets me. ⚾️

good news the dogs are still good

Oh, happy day

So awesome. Good for him.

Glad to see Luis Robert Jr is finally free of CWS.

Ok, now it's really Opening Day

They embarrassed themselves in front of Buster Posey. How fitting. Baseball is so back.

They turned a double play 🤯😭

Jazz is great. That team doesn't deserve him.

Boo that man. 🖕