it really is like this. pls do not get a parrot unless you Fucking Commit youtu.be/dEllnkkE5TU?...

the other ones, sorry for double posting, maybe if i bury it in a thread no one will notice 🥴. anyway we got "what if we kissed cctv", electrocuting urself for horny reasons, and the intimate experience of being inside the hot and steamy cooling tower of a nuclear power plant

this started off just as a random idea i got of a person sluttily opening their mouth for a machine and then it spiralled into, how would one go about fucking a space station

rare media opinion incoming: i legitimately Hate cooper howard from the fallout series, which does mean he is a really well made character. but jfc dude. i'd punch his ass out a window too LOL

I’m a hard working bird mama trying to make ends meet.

me 24 hours after my wife shows me a character and says 'hey this guy reminds me of your oc'

Posting for no particular reason.

One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years. Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.

It’s National Bird Day! Here’s a few things you can do to help the birds in our homes, in the wild, and on farms. Shares are appreciated. 🪶

most recent doodle, votv ariral and shrimp 🦐

realizing i have not uploaded any art here so here is some Really Old Stuff (2003-2006)

god, 2005 was 20 years ago. markers, highlighters, sharpies, white-out, and apoptygma berzerk lol

homer simpson listening to music in bed, 2025, mspaint/20mg sativa

When I say I'm crushing your head

Fun fact: Charlie Chaplin personally financed The Great Dictator because studios were too scared to openly mock Hitler. He sucked as a parent, but he was one of the most dedicated Haters of Hitler in History. He hated Hitler and poured his heart into it in a way that would make Sauron blush

Otto Schmidinger and Christine Stead, 1986

Saw this a couple weeks ago and was really worried it was fake but WOWEEEEE IT'S REALLLLL

I know everyone has been waiting all day. I wrote a long update on the GFM. I can answer any questions here. I cannot name the organization until a formal board resolution passes. www.gofundme.com/f/keep-diane...

made a tutorial for u

good evening

Apparently there was a joke event in Peru where all the jockeys raced each other instead of their horses

all timer post because its more politically relevant every fucking day

Necromorphs from Dead Space, featuring the Leaper, Divider, and Slasher ♥️

rescued a bird today

happy pride month btw

Happy pride month to all my gendah flooid pals

self recognition through the other

i keep thinking about this

Did it work?? 😼

🪷to inspire your blossoming, as I have #hwei #jhin #jhinhwei

The creature who fell in love with the light [watercolor and gouache]

Had a vision of AH with a moth ruff. It would make him very cute. And (pettable)

very good video youtu.be/ll9deb_8s8s?...

If Crouton and Friends kept you going through the pandemic, they need your help now.

Have a very violent Christmas, everybody!

One more whale for the tree 🐳

Can’t have a whale tree without a silly Beluga ❤️

An old reconstruction of the extinct whale Livyatan melvillei, named for both the biblical Leviathan & the author of Moby Dick. It had the largest teeth of any known animal excluding tusks; they reached 36cm (14in) long. #paleoart