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Celebrating national sandwich day the right way: serving hot dogs

Rounding error

‘Twas a bad weekend for deer on 97 Be careful out there!

That dude in the blue shirt needs to sit down and quit blocking Geddy Lee.

Giminez has no gripe there. Go to first and get on with the game.

Change one letter, ruin a candy Scarburst

EFF's legal internship gives law students the chance to work on groundbreaking tech law cases. Ready to make an impact? Apply now! www.eff.org/about/oppor...

The Appellate Court of Maryland holds it monthly Conference today. Stay tuned for new reported opinions!

Congratulations to my term law clerks, Jo Vonderhorst, who passed the Maryland Bar Exam, and Steven "Teddy" Leinbach, @ex-factis.bsky.social, who passed NY! We are proud of them and they will do great things!

Run/Half/Marathon Playlist theme and today’s task The Baltimore Half!

I don't care how old you are or where you are. When 'In The Air Tonight' comes on the radio, you do that ba dum ba dom ba doom ba doom BAM BAM

I’m going to remind everyone every day this week that the Baltimore Running Festival is SATURDAY.

Gotta argue it!

Arguments today!

Our office is again hiring one or more attorneys for a one-year fellowship to work directly with the Illinois Solicitor General and her team, beginning in August/September 2026. www.governmentjobs.com/careers/ilag...

The Appellate Court of Maryland holds its monthly Conference this morning. Watch for new reported opinions!

Hey 3Ls, we've opened the application window for those seeking a host for the externally funded post-grad litigation-focused fellowship. Details here: www.eff.org/about/opport...

Standard of review!

The ABS challenge system is coming to MLB in 2026

Emory Law is conducting an open-rank lateral search for a Business Law professor! faculty-emory.icims.com/jobs/151442/...

Constitution Day! Celebrate our foundations, don’t forget the States!

I worked at least as many hours, often more, in my role as General Counsel to and Chair of our state utility commission. The pressures and exigencies came from different places, but the demands were the same or greater.

Arguments today!

The Maryland Supreme Court's Standing Committee on Rules of Practice and Procedure meets this morning. Here is a link to the agenda, which includes consideration of potential Rules amendments relating to the Child Victims Act. www.courts.state.md.us/sites/defaul...

Any other lyrics— don’t even try chronic town murmur or reckoning btw— just form vowels and syllables, and mean it

State supreme courts are a battlefield for pressing issues, from abortion rights to ballot access. But do you know how your court works? Our guide breaks down the structure and procedures of every single state’s highest court.

This is why there's never been a popular show called Law & Order: Appeals Unit.

Same for us appellate judges (and our teams), except on court day. They are welcome to come join us all the same, but they usually opt to wait for argument day.

The Appellate Court of Maryland holds its monthly Conference this morning. Watch for new reported opinions!

***MY COUSIN VINNY LIVE-TWEET: THE RULES*** This lecture explores the cinematic classic 'My Cousin Vinny' through the lens of English and Welsh law. Contributions and observations are welcome, but I'm perfectly prepared to tweet the entire film to a wall of embarrassed silence.

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

I'd like a Michigan t-shirt that says "Who's got it better than we?" #WolverineGrammariansUnite!

An excellent #Appellatejob has opened up, at the Georgetown Law's @immersionclinic.bsky.social. Really a great job for someone wanting to work in an appellate clinic, it seems to me. perma.cc/CX9E-NSEJ

Corporate and business law people: Come work with me! We're especially taking a look at laterals this year.

An appellate lawyer about to roast the opposing counsel: "My friend on the other side, however . . ."

I was thinking of client red flags: the things that, if a potential client does them, I start out suspicious and on my guard. Some of these are about honesty, some are about narcissism and personality, some are about capacity to take legal advice. Here we go: /1

Something really cool from TikTok I’ve never seen before: Joan Jett in full Orioles dress practicing with the team. Does anyone have context on when this is from? My guess would be like the late 70s?

Now thirty-four years and I’d do it all again I’m a lucky man Happy anniversary, Jeanette!

State court clerkships are awesome. abovethelaw.com/2025/08/the-...

Today In 1993: 46-year-old Texas #Rangers pitcher Nolan Ryan takes care of business after Robin Ventura makes a bad decision to charge the mound after getting drilled by a fastball! #MLB #Legend #Baseball #History

David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it

Always bittersweet: The last day for this year’s team They will do great things!

The second best part about this play (aside from Ceddy making the catch at all) is the way he steals it from the fan who wanted to Jeffrey Maier it from him.

Five days, three web gems. Cedric Mullins made a diving catch in the gap Saturday. He robbed a home run Monday. He robbed another home run Wednesday.

Well, if this is Cedric Mullins' final game with #Orioles, he is also going out with a bang. Yet again ... an unbelievable catch to rob a home run! Add it to the highlight reel:

One of my former law clerks (now a public defender, in fact) was a Prettyman Fellow and LOVED it.

Recent law grads — we're now hiring for legal fellows to begin in Fall 2025. Our First Amendment rights are under daily assault. I hope you'll consider applying to work with us at @knightcolumbia.org to push back. knightcolumbia.org/page/legal-f...

The Appellate Court of Maryland held its monthly Conference this morning. Keep an eye out for new reported cases!