"I Drove Over Nine Hours for Arby's New Steak Nuggets." New #nonfiction by Brett Olsen on Defenestration: bit.ly/3IvdLGd #DefenestrationMagazine

"Elon." New #comic by Robert J. Aragon on Defenestration: bit.ly/3K1vHsB #DefenestrationMagazine

"Woodle, Shakespeare of the Ants." New #fakenonfiction by Dan Dellechiaie on Defenestration: bit.ly/47xv0AV #DefenestrationMagazine

"We Are Two Young, Photogenic and Yet Judgmental and Ethically Compromised People Who Hike in Breathtaking Locales (While You’re Stuck at Home)." New #fakenonfiction by Mark Ifanson on Defenestration: bit.ly/3I2Nejm #DefenestrationMagazine

"An Explanation for the Gaps on My Resume or How I Failed My Way Up in Hollywood." New #fakenonfiction by Darcy Cagen on Defenestration: bit.ly/3JDLIVc #DefenestrationMagazine

Now that a new issue is up, Defenestration is now looking for funny short stories and poems as we fill our December 2025 issue: bit.ly/105Enuu

If the August 2025 issue of Defenestration were a candy bar, it would be chocolate filled with assorted nuts, ghosts, and the yellowing pages books. It would also have been banned in three dozen localities for causing seizures in the humorless. Devour it here: bit.ly/3HxXXCc #DefenestrationMagazine

Time to unveil the August 2025 issue of Defenestration! We have ten short stories and seven poems for you this month. Read it all here: bit.ly/3HxXXCc (I know it's early. You're probably at work. You can read it there; we won't tell your supervisor.) #DefenestrationMagazine

We've got a fat new issue of Defenestration coming soon. Here's the table of contents. Get your reading muscles prepped for August 20th! bit.ly/4fAyQLu #DefenestrationMagazine

Today on Defenestration: Remember that guy who lost his bitcoin key in a landfill? James B. Kobak, Jr., certainly does, and he wants to give you the rest of the story.

"Life in the Land of Lost Causes." New #fakenonfiction by James B. Kobak, Jr., on Defenestration: bit.ly/45yAIQa #DefenestrationMagazine

Eileen and Andrew have decided on the content of the latest issue of Defenestration! We'll post the table of contents in a few days. Stay tuned!

I've shut down the Defenestration inbox. Please don't submit any poetry or short stories to us until August 20th. We've got a lot of stuff to read through! We're still open for nonfiction, fake nonfiction, and visuals.

Today on Defenestration: Kimberly Emilia shares the wonderful sights (and smells) of a trip on a tandem bicycle with her future father-in-law.

Today on Defenestration: Daniel Hudon presents his follow up to "The Pros and Cons of Mountains" with this piece about stars.

How to Survive a Haunted House Based on Your Zodiac Sign (Aries? You’re Dead First.)

"A few laps around Dog Leg Park and then home." New #nonfiction by Freda Payne on Defenestration: bit.ly/3EMPcmg #DefenestrationMagazine

Today on Defenestration: The pond behind Jeff Bender's house is not quite what it seems...

"Even Fish Have to Have a Fish Story." New #nonfiction by Jeff Bender on Defenestration: bit.ly/4iwzJ7S #DefenestrationMagazine

It’s 4/20, and I seem to have written a kind of Mayor McCheese fan fiction. Check it out along with other funny stuff from @defenestrationmag.bsky.social

Today on Defenestration: Mat Mendonca provides some egg-themed cartoons for the discerning Easter viewer.

Read the magazine that just finished its spring break at the beach and is now 80% sunburn! It's the April 2025 issue of Defenestration, and it wants you to pass the ointment: bit.ly/42DC4b7

Defenestration is once again open to short story and poetry submissions. We're reading for our August 2025 issue: bit.ly/105Enuu

Good morning! If you're awake, the April 2025 issue of Defenestration is up today, and it's filled with funny #fiction and #poetry to amuse and delight: bit.ly/42DC4b7 #DefenestrationMagazine

Folks, this is the table of contents for our upcoming April 2025 issue. The title game is on point this month: bit.ly/3EuJEwv You'll be able to read all of this on April 20th! #DefenestrationMagazine

“The Incriminating Thoughts In the Back of My Mind." New #nonfiction by Anna Bohn on Defenestration: bit.ly/43IV2iN #DefenestrationMagazine

Hey there, everyone! Eileen and Andrew figured out the contents of this month's issue of Defenestration! If you were waiting on a response from us, check your inbox. The table of contents will be posted soon. 😎 The new issue goes live on April 20th, which also happens to be Easter this year.

Happy to be interviewed for WOW's Muffin newsletter! Thanks to Angela Mackintosh for the great questions (and for always being so supportive)!

It's April 5th, so I've closed down the Defenestration inbox! If you're waiting for a response from us, you'll hear back on the 8th.

For those of you paying attention at home, our fiction and poetry submission window will temporarily shut down on April 5th while we get the next issue put together. Then we'll open back up on the 20th.

"Buckle Up, It's Another Floppy Iris." New #nonfiction by Gary Derish on Defenestration: bit.ly/3FP8p6W #DefenestrationMagazine

"Oh the Humanatee" and "The Humanatees." New #artwork by Mat Mandonca on Defenestration: bit.ly/3FPb7cG #DefenestrationMagazine

"Essays On Language." New #nonfiction by Bill Kitcher on Defenestration: bit.ly/3FHW4kZ #DefenestrationMagazine

Uncanny is now OPEN to flash submissions!!

"You Should Have Received a Letter." New #nonfiction by David Gordon on Defenestration: bit.ly/4bOzAe5 #DefenestrationMagazine

"Where's Your IUD?" New #nonfiction by J.H. Palmer on Defenestration: bit.ly/4hutcKs #DefenestrationMagazine

"The Start of Something New." New #nonfiction by Lou-Ellen Barkan on Defenestration: bit.ly/4haKoUM #DefenestrationMagazine

#ValentinesDay is coming up and I've been thinking about my 2012 @defenestrationmag.bsky.social poem "Love Isn't Blind": www.defenestrationmag.net/2012/12/two-... Comments are closed on the site, but I welcome feedback, likes, etc. here.

Sundays on Defenestration are normally reserved for artwork, but today we have a special illustrated short story for you instead!

"Why I Attached an ICBM to My Knockoff Roomba." New #fiction by Dan Dellechiaie, with accompanying #artwork by Hameed Mourani, on Defenestration: bit.ly/4hvQoIU #DefenestrationMagazine

"Thanks to Quiet Quitting, I’m Poised to Win the Nobel Prize in Chemistry." New #fakenonfiction by Tobi Pledger on Defenestration: bit.ly/4jIDR6v #DefenestrationMagazine

I have a new humor piece up! Many thanks to Defenestration editors @andrewkaye.bsky.social & @eplavelle.bsky.social

Today on Defenestration: Michael Don tells us about a pair of adjunct professors who would very much like you to join them for a writing residency once a month at their kitchen table. May include a cat!

Saw the trailer for Soderbergh’s Black Bag and it’s just Cate Blanchett and Michael Fassbender circling each other like sexy cats.

Read the magazine endorsed by two out of three Christmas ghosts! The December 2024 issue of Defenestration is here and guaranteed to increase your merriment by at least seven metric Scrooges: bit.ly/4gKj3Jl #DefenestrationMagazine

Love reading the excited replies to our acceptance notices. Nothing makes me happier. (Except revenge.) #DefenestrationMagazine

It's true. We totally made decisions. All of them good.

Editors Andrew and Eileen have made their decisions, for the December 2024 issue of Defenestration! Emails have gone out to everyone whose work was held for consideration. We'll have the table of contents available this weekend, and the issue goes live on the 20th!