"Directions." New #comic by Robert J. Aragon on Defenestration: bit.ly/480zMHp #DefenestrationMagazine

"World History for Young Lobsters." New #fakenonfiction by Chris Malloy on Defenestration: bit.ly/4myuFSs #DefenestrationMagazine 🦞

"New Puppy." New #comic by Mat Mendonca on Defenestration: bit.ly/42qAGJN #DefenestrationMagazine

The Shortlist for September 19, 2025: Stop reading the news and read these instead. Featuring incredible nonfiction from: Ashton Russell in JMWW @jmwwjournal.bsky.social Brett Olsen in Defenestration Magazine @defenestrationmag.bsky.social (1/2)

"I Drove Over Nine Hours for Arby's New Steak Nuggets." New #nonfiction by Brett Olsen on Defenestration: bit.ly/3IvdLGd #DefenestrationMagazine

"Elon." New #comic by Robert J. Aragon on Defenestration: bit.ly/3K1vHsB #DefenestrationMagazine

"Woodle, Shakespeare of the Ants." New #fakenonfiction by Dan Dellechiaie on Defenestration: bit.ly/47xv0AV #DefenestrationMagazine

"Mail By Fly." New #comic by Mason Whitfield on Defenestration: bit.ly/46pekue #DefenestrationMagazine

"We Are Two Young, Photogenic and Yet Judgmental and Ethically Compromised People Who Hike in Breathtaking Locales (While You’re Stuck at Home)." New #fakenonfiction by Mark Ifanson on Defenestration: bit.ly/3I2Nejm #DefenestrationMagazine

"An Explanation for the Gaps on My Resume or How I Failed My Way Up in Hollywood." New #fakenonfiction by Darcy Cagen on Defenestration: bit.ly/3JDLIVc #DefenestrationMagazine

Nobody does these flavors quite like Defenestration! The August issue is hilarious, and I’m so glad that one of my poems calls it home.

Publication day for this darkly comic little piece I think many readers can relate to. Thanks to @defenestrationmag.bsky.social for getting it up on your site. 🙂 www.defenestrationmag.net/2025/08/book... #amwriting #flashfiction #shortstory

Good evening, readers! This is your last reminder from this humble account that the August 2025 issue of Defenestration is here! Go read some funny short stories and poetry while I get ready for bed: bit.ly/3HxXXCc #DefenestrationMagazine

If the August 2025 issue of Defenestration were a candy bar, it would be chocolate filled with assorted nuts, ghosts, and the yellowing pages books. It would also have been banned in three dozen localities for causing seizures in the humorless. Devour it here: bit.ly/3HxXXCc #DefenestrationMagazine

Now that a new issue is up, Defenestration is now looking for funny short stories and poems as we fill our December 2025 issue: bit.ly/105Enuu

The August 2025 issue of Defenestration is here and ready to brighten your day while the world catches fire around you. We've published ten short stories and seven poems this month that we really think you'll enjoy. Check it out: bit.ly/3HxXXCc #DefenestrationMagazine

Time to unveil the August 2025 issue of Defenestration! We have ten short stories and seven poems for you this month. Read it all here: bit.ly/3HxXXCc (I know it's early. You're probably at work. You can read it there; we won't tell your supervisor.) #DefenestrationMagazine

We've got a fat new issue of Defenestration coming soon. Here's the table of contents. Get your reading muscles prepped for August 20th! bit.ly/4fAyQLu #DefenestrationMagazine

(2/3) Fiction from: Jen Conley @jenconley45.bsky.social in @reckonreview.bsky.social J.D. Strunk in @fictivedream.bsky.social Anna Koltes in @defenestrationmag.bsky.social AND @xraylitmag.bsky.social Don Rath in @publishedbyjake.bsky.social Sam Brown in @unchartedmag.bsky.social ‬

"Life in the Land of Lost Causes." New #fakenonfiction by James B. Kobak, Jr., on Defenestration: bit.ly/45yAIQa #DefenestrationMagazine

Yes, I'm a Disney Adult. No, I don't regret writing this. (Thanks to @defenestrationmag.bsky.social for understanding my quirky sense of humor!) #Published #Satire #Disney

Eileen and Andrew have decided on the content of the latest issue of Defenestration! We'll post the table of contents in a few days. Stay tuned!

“From the Disney Story Department: Premises of Even More Sequels No One Asked For." New #fakenonfiction by Andria Kennedy on Defenestration: bit.ly/41vseYS #DefenestrationMagazine

I've shut down the Defenestration inbox. Please don't submit any poetry or short stories to us until August 20th. We've got a lot of stuff to read through! We're still open for nonfiction, fake nonfiction, and visuals.

Reminder: Defenestration closes to short story and poetry submissions for about two weeks starting on August 5th.

"We Live Next Door and We Are Inspired by How Hard You Party." New #fakenonfiction by Alex Dermody on Defenestration: bit.ly/4oftmK5 #DefenestrationMagazine

"Prepare! To Meditate!" New #nonfiction by Dan Weaver on Defenestration: bit.ly/4o4ZSyt #DefenestrationMagazine

"Honeysuckle Ballsack." New #nonfiction by Kimberly Emilia on Defenestration: bit.ly/4kHKqoY #DefenestrationMagazine

"The Placebo Meadows Lectures: Series 3." New #fakenonfiction by Stan Dryer on Defenestration: bit.ly/4kzGp6a #DefenestrationMagazine

"The Agatha Christie Fan Club." New #fakenonfiction by Max Kesselheim on Defenestration: bit.ly/4l9IIxF #DefenestrationMagazine

"The Pros and Cons of Stars." New #nonfiction by Daniel Hudon on Defenestration: bit.ly/44lOEwt #DefenestrationMagazine

"Crocodile and the Tooth Fairy." New #comic by Mason Whitfield on Defenestration: bit.ly/3TyHdNp #DefenestrationMagazine

"Never-Exerciser To Elite Marathoner In Two Weeks Thanks To My Motorized Foot-Mover." New #fakenonfiction by Tobi Pledger on Defenestration: bit.ly/4n9yIpH #DefenestrationMagazine

"Reminding Myself Why I Still Hate High School, 56 (1/2) Years Later." New #nonfiction by Steve Carney on Defenestration: bit.ly/45gBqmV #DefenestrationMagazine

"Interview with a Fourth Grade Unaffiliated Action Figure Archeologist." New #fakenonfiction by B Myers on Defenestration: bit.ly/4jzBa5O #DefenestrationMagazine

"Hot-Pepper-Eating 101." New #nonfiction by Amy Mills on Defenestration: bit.ly/43eZZiG #DefenestrationMagazine

"An Updated Review of Nosferatu (or How Bill Skarsgård Ruined My Sex Life)." New #fakenonfiction by J. Condra Smith on Defenestration: bit.ly/43shniO #DefenestrationMagazine

"What Happened to the Great American Mall." New #fakenonfiction by Katie McHugh on Defenestration: bit.ly/3YL7ds9 #DefenestrationMagazine

"Some Great Things About My Healthcare Company." New #nonfiction by James B. Kobak, Jr., on Defenestration: bit.ly/3EY7TDC #DefenestrationMagazine

"A few laps around Dog Leg Park and then home." New #nonfiction by Freda Payne on Defenestration: bit.ly/3EMPcmg #DefenestrationMagazine

"Even Fish Have to Have a Fish Story." New #nonfiction by Jeff Bender on Defenestration: bit.ly/4iwzJ7S #DefenestrationMagazine

Okay, folks, the meatbags that run this account have to go to sleep, but before they do they want to plug the April 2025 issue of Defenestration one more time: bit.ly/42DC4b7 Share with your friends and family. Humor is for everyone, and the writers in this issue are good at what they do.

The April 2025 issue of Defenestration is here! We've packed it as carefully as a colorful Easter basket, minus that weird fake grass that gets tangled in the good stuff. Read the magazine that will not slowly melt in the sun like an abandoned chocolate bunny: bit.ly/42DC4b7

"Egg Deadlift" and "Egg Press." New #artwork by Mat Mendonca on Defenestration: bit.ly/44l2KA3 #DefenestrationMagazine

Read the magazine that just finished its spring break at the beach and is now 80% sunburn! It's the April 2025 issue of Defenestration, and it wants you to pass the ointment: bit.ly/42DC4b7

It’s 4/20, and I seem to have written a kind of Mayor McCheese fan fiction. Check it out along with other funny stuff from @defenestrationmag.bsky.social

Defenestration is once again open to short story and poetry submissions. We're reading for our August 2025 issue: bit.ly/105Enuu

Good morning! If you're awake, the April 2025 issue of Defenestration is up today, and it's filled with funny #fiction and #poetry to amuse and delight: bit.ly/42DC4b7 #DefenestrationMagazine

"Partisan Weather Reports." New #fakenonfiction by Joe Aultman-Moore on Defenestration: bit.ly/4igbWbV #DefenestrationMagazine

Folks, this is the table of contents for our upcoming April 2025 issue. The title game is on point this month: bit.ly/3EuJEwv You'll be able to read all of this on April 20th! #DefenestrationMagazine