Update: I bought Korean fried chicken.

Today on Defenestration: Chris Malloy pulls back the curtain of time, revealing the Earth's future. Lobsters are the dominant species. What do their history books have to say about humanity?

I'm craving Korean fried chicken...

Today on Defenestration: Another comic, this time by notorious sketch artist Mat Mendonca!

Today on Defenestration: Brett Olsen deals with these bleak and uncertain times by reading the Arby's menu the same way you might doom scroll. Read on to see how one such reading led to an eye-opening adventure.

I asked my fourth grader how school was. He said, "It's for birds." He meant to say "It's for the birds." He didn't get the idiom quite right but I think I like his version better. 😆

I am a proud past contributor to this lovely anthology and I assure you that you do, in fact, want to reserve a copy. What's more, the physical copy smells of warm hugs and is guaranteed to keep away all sleep paralysis demons of Tier 3 or lower.

I got super busy yesterday and forgot to share this! A new comic is up on Defenestration, one of three by Robert J. Aragon in the coming weeks.

Me: "Super Mario Bros. came out 40 years ago today in Japan." Wife: "No." Me: "Yes." Wife: "I refuse to believe that. I refuse." Happy anniversary to a game my wife and I love and which now makes us acutely feel our age! 😆

It is an established parenting fact that if you buy fruit, your kids will leave it rotting on your countertop, but if you don't buy it, they'll loudly wonder why there's never any fruit in the house.

I know there's a ton going on right now but holy crap the new Fire Emblem game looks AWESOME.

Yesterday on Defenestration: Ants, apparently, also have their literary greats. Dan Dellechiae wants to tell you about one of them.

I'm going to have a light presence on social media for a bit. I suggest you also take a break. Some of you are way too eager to share graphic images and videos of gun violence. This sort of thing isn't worthy of glorification, regardless of the victim. Don't let hate rob you of your humanity.

Today on Defenestration: A comic by Mason Whitfield! We've actually got a lot of artwork to share in September and October, so stay tuned on Sundays when the latest drops!

Okay, I've officially beaten Donkey Kong Bananza, and with all the regular bananas found. Now onto the postgame treasure hunt! 🍌

Nearly at the end of Donkey Kong Bananza but I can't finish it tonight because my 12yo will want to watch. 😆

Today on Defenestration: I don't really need to sum up what Mark Ifanson has for us today, because the title tells us everything we need to know.

Been at my dad's funeral today. Not the most fun in the world, but it's been cool seeing people I haven't seen in decades.

Finally done! Ten Saurus ready to smash some bad guys in #AgeofSigmar. (I stayed up all night to finish these guys before the weekend started.) 🦎 #WarhammerCommunity #Seraphon

Today on Defenestration: I've never worked in the film industry, but Darcy Cagen has, so I imagine her fictional account of a production assistant's résumé is pretty accurate.

I'm at the giddy part of the painting process where the end is very nearly in sight. I'll have 10 angry Saurus ready to join my small band of #Seraphon very soon. 😎 #WarhammerCommunity #AgeofSigmar

More progress on some #Seraphon. Finishing up the gold today. The scales still need a final highlight but I plan to do that last! #AgeofSigmar #WarhammerCommunity

It's live! Lots of good #fiction and #poetry for you this month. Check it out!

Slow progress on my unit of 10 Saurus for #AgeofSigmar, but progress nonetheless. I haven't finished the scales yet but I decided to paint all the gold first so I'd have less to touch up later. #WarhammerCommunity

We've got a fat new issue of Defenestration coming soon. Here's the table of contents. Get your reading muscles prepped for August 20th! bit.ly/4fAyQLu #DefenestrationMagazine

Today I'm "my firstborn passed his driver's test and can legally be on the road on his own" years old.

Today on Defenestration: Remember that guy who lost his bitcoin key in a landfill? James B. Kobak, Jr., certainly does, and he wants to give you the rest of the story.

The Naked Gun was hilarious. An hour and a half well spent.

My dad passed away yesterday. I don't have the space here to write everything down neatly like I did on Threads, but I will leave you with this: Make the most of your time here. Find things that bring you joy. Find people that make you happy. Learn. Grow. Be kind and laugh often.

Today on Defenestration: Andria Kennedy pulls back the curtain on Disney's mysterious story department, where the latest sequels are being planned out at this moment. Have you been looking forward to the next Snow White or the 42nd Frozen?

"One load of dishes And two loads of dishes And cycle through the wrath of my Dishwashaaaaaaaa!" Me, a totally normal human adult, doing totally normal human chores.

Today on Defenestration: The neighbors love Kevin's dedication to the fine art of dubstepping all night and partying every day. Read more in the latest by Alex Dermody!

I was going through vacation photos and found this. I don't know what they're doing to the starfish at the Audubon Aquarium, but this one clearly has a butt.

I'm trying to focus on painting an entire unit of Saurus for my #AgeofSigmar army, and it's slow progress. Worked on some scales tonight. Base coat on the left, second layer on the left. One more layer of highlights and the purple will be done. 😮‍💨 #WarhammerCommunity

Today on Defenestration: Are you prepared? To meditate? If not, Dan Weaver knows exactly how to get you into the right mindset with one powerful paragraph.

No one: Absolutely no one: Me, whispering: "Fit check for my napalm era."

I got #DonkeyKongBananza today and I've been enjoying destroying absolutely everything. The ground. Some monkey's dinner. Some other monkey's house. Nothing is safe.

I've been quiet for the past week because I was vacationing in New Orleans with my family! I'm back home, but I already miss the city. I ate so much good food that it's going to take a while to recalibrate my tastebuds to regular stuff.

Today on Defenestration: Kimberly Emilia shares the wonderful sights (and smells) of a trip on a tandem bicycle with her future father-in-law.

A new Animal Crossing game would heal me.

Today on Defenestration: In part three of his Placebo Meadows series, Stan Dryer presents four more retirement home lecturers, including a horse shouter and a woman overly fond of cockroaches.

I've been pretty quiet today, but in my defense, I've been painting the abs on some lizardmen. #WarhammerCommunity #AgeofSigmar

I'm not much for fireworks or flag-waving. But on this particular 4th, I will continue to hope and pray and fight for an America where everyone has access to food and shelter and healthcare; where everyone can live in safety and dignity; and where kindness, compassion, and charity win the day. 🇺🇸

Today on Defenestration: Can the president of the Agatha Christie Fan Club find out who murdered their newest member? Find out in Max Kesselheim's latest.

Literally the only things I managed to paint this month: a giant scorpion and some tiny scorpions. 😮‍💨 #paintingminiatures

Today on Defenestration: Daniel Hudon presents his follow up to "The Pros and Cons of Mountains" with this piece about stars.

Decided to break my painting block by focusing on repetitive details as a way to temper my anxiety. So I'm painting every individual bump and spike on this giant scorpion like a lunatic. 😬

Today on Defenestration: The world is on fire, so I'm grateful Mason Whitfield has a cute comic for us today.

My wife found a stale croissant while tidying up the kitchen and said, "This is like a piece of Dwarfish fighting bread." This is why I married her.

Spent this morning helping a friend move and let me tell you, folks, I was feeling STRONG...💪 ...For about three minutes because now my limbs feel like melting string cheese.