Sometimes I wonder if I'm doing okay as a parent, and then my 12-year-old starts dancing to James Brown's "Soulful Christmas" in the store. I'm doing better than okay. 😎

Groceries are embarrassingly expensive.

Today on Defenestration: Matt Bower gives us a glimpse of music stardom. What do you mean you've never heard of Johnny Logo and the Trademarks?!

I haven't posted much in the past week because I was in Maui with my wife celebrating our 20-year anniversary! First trip without the kids in 15 years. 😮

Check out these cute brownies my daughter and her friend made. They've got soot sprites!

My wife wanted to say "sunscreen" but called it "sun sauce" instead. 😆 That's its new name now. I don't make the rules.

Throwback Halloween comic I drew back in 2015 when Winslow dressed as the menstrual cycle. Stay safe out there tonight you monsters! 🎃

Today on Defenestration: Scott Talbot Evans presents the latest in time travel technology with a detailed user manual! Just remember that traveling back to dinosaur times voids the warranty. 🦖🦕

October might be spooky season, but it's also my anniversary month. And this October is extra special because it marks 20 years of marriage to this amazing woman. My wife still looks like this, by the way. I no longer look like an underweight vampire but I like to think I still have pretty hair.

Today on Defenestration: Emma McNamara blesses us with another of round of headlines. These are definitely fake, although these days it's kind of hard to tell.

Today on Defenestration: We've got one last comic by Robert J. Aragon up this month. Check it out!

I'm rereading some stuff I wrote last year. I... don't remember writing it but it sounds like me and it's pretty good. 😆

Today on Defenestration: Sabyasachi Roy gets all academic on us with his groundbreaking research on that crow that's always following you around.

Today on Defenestration: It's time for another Sunday comic, and we've got a spooky one by Bry Paul Berry to get you into the Halloween spirit! 👻

Every 80s kid was traumatized by a movie when they were little and it was probably Return to Oz.

My 9yo doesn't have his own phone so he borrows ours to look stuff up. My wife was looking through her search history today and saw "does eating poison ivy make me immune to its poison." Really glad he looked that one up before trying it.

Today on Defenestration: Fred D. White spins a tale of books abducted from the shelves of a soon-to-be-demolished library, their pages digitized.

Started playing Roots of Pacha the other day and I now have my new cozy game obsession.

Today on Defenestration: Andrea Tode shares a dream with us. Ghosts, babies, and a quest for a life-giving refrigerator... this thing has it all.

It's officially October. Time to start the month off right with the definitive #Halloween song: "Anything Can Happen On Halloween," sung by Tim Curry in the 1986 movie "The Worst Witch." 🎃 Has anybody seen my tambourine? bit.ly/3Wj06oU

Yesterday on Defenestration: Another comic by Robert J. Aragon (not Aragorn, who is an entirely different and fictional person who did not draw cartoons).

My 9-year-old found this cute little dude under a rock in our front yard. (Before you ask, no, he isn't venomous. The snake isn't venomous, either.)

Update: I bought Korean fried chicken.

Today on Defenestration: Chris Malloy pulls back the curtain of time, revealing the Earth's future. Lobsters are the dominant species. What do their history books have to say about humanity?

I'm craving Korean fried chicken...

Today on Defenestration: Another comic, this time by notorious sketch artist Mat Mendonca!

Today on Defenestration: Brett Olsen deals with these bleak and uncertain times by reading the Arby's menu the same way you might doom scroll. Read on to see how one such reading led to an eye-opening adventure.

I asked my fourth grader how school was. He said, "It's for birds." He meant to say "It's for the birds." He didn't get the idiom quite right but I think I like his version better. 😆

I am a proud past contributor to this lovely anthology and I assure you that you do, in fact, want to reserve a copy. What's more, the physical copy smells of warm hugs and is guaranteed to keep away all sleep paralysis demons of Tier 3 or lower.

I got super busy yesterday and forgot to share this! A new comic is up on Defenestration, one of three by Robert J. Aragon in the coming weeks.

Me: "Super Mario Bros. came out 40 years ago today in Japan." Wife: "No." Me: "Yes." Wife: "I refuse to believe that. I refuse." Happy anniversary to a game my wife and I love and which now makes us acutely feel our age! 😆

It is an established parenting fact that if you buy fruit, your kids will leave it rotting on your countertop, but if you don't buy it, they'll loudly wonder why there's never any fruit in the house.

I know there's a ton going on right now but holy crap the new Fire Emblem game looks AWESOME.

Yesterday on Defenestration: Ants, apparently, also have their literary greats. Dan Dellechiae wants to tell you about one of them.

I'm going to have a light presence on social media for a bit. I suggest you also take a break. Some of you are way too eager to share graphic images and videos of gun violence. This sort of thing isn't worthy of glorification, regardless of the victim. Don't let hate rob you of your humanity.

Today on Defenestration: A comic by Mason Whitfield! We've actually got a lot of artwork to share in September and October, so stay tuned on Sundays when the latest drops!

Okay, I've officially beaten Donkey Kong Bananza, and with all the regular bananas found. Now onto the postgame treasure hunt! 🍌

Nearly at the end of Donkey Kong Bananza but I can't finish it tonight because my 12yo will want to watch. 😆

Today on Defenestration: I don't really need to sum up what Mark Ifanson has for us today, because the title tells us everything we need to know.

Been at my dad's funeral today. Not the most fun in the world, but it's been cool seeing people I haven't seen in decades.

Finally done! Ten Saurus ready to smash some bad guys in #AgeofSigmar. (I stayed up all night to finish these guys before the weekend started.) 🦎 #WarhammerCommunity #Seraphon

Today on Defenestration: I've never worked in the film industry, but Darcy Cagen has, so I imagine her fictional account of a production assistant's résumé is pretty accurate.

I'm at the giddy part of the painting process where the end is very nearly in sight. I'll have 10 angry Saurus ready to join my small band of #Seraphon very soon. 😎 #WarhammerCommunity #AgeofSigmar

More progress on some #Seraphon. Finishing up the gold today. The scales still need a final highlight but I plan to do that last! #AgeofSigmar #WarhammerCommunity

It's live! Lots of good #fiction and #poetry for you this month. Check it out!

Slow progress on my unit of 10 Saurus for #AgeofSigmar, but progress nonetheless. I haven't finished the scales yet but I decided to paint all the gold first so I'd have less to touch up later. #WarhammerCommunity

We've got a fat new issue of Defenestration coming soon. Here's the table of contents. Get your reading muscles prepped for August 20th! bit.ly/4fAyQLu #DefenestrationMagazine

Today I'm "my firstborn passed his driver's test and can legally be on the road on his own" years old.

Today on Defenestration: Remember that guy who lost his bitcoin key in a landfill? James B. Kobak, Jr., certainly does, and he wants to give you the rest of the story.

The Naked Gun was hilarious. An hour and a half well spent.