Nice tits

He’s gotta be getting some sort of IV treatments

Comic sans is appropriate for a clown show administration

Followed

Women are watching abusive dynamics play out on the national stage and for many it feels very, very familiar to what they’ve experienced regularly— I hope midterms are a referendum

A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi. I hired and worked with Jamal for a year. www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...

This anthropomorphic tub of goo shouldn’t be calling anyone else “piggy.”

Both

My wife says I get bad tempered when I drink whiskey. Now I drink Canadian whiskey. I am still bad tempered but I'm sorry too.

Ok, no to political violence...ok for children to be shot in schools?? Outrage???

Whatever you do, don’t share this gif of poor Taco being laughed at by his daddy Vladdy.

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

🤣😆😂 mass production needed!

Yep...I'm supporting 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦

trump promised to bring down grocery prices on day one. So far, the only things he's brought down are the stock market, and the world's opinion of America. We are a shithole country.

FOLKS: I've been told that Florida Dems and Wisconsin Dems DESPERATELY need volunteers to help phone back! I'm placing the links for BOTH below. Can you please repost this like crazy to help get the word out? Please and thank you! 🙏💪

Always has been

Good morning and Happy Monday to everyone who stands with the Yosemite National Park workers, who have hung the upside-down distress flag in opposition to trump and Elon, and every patriotic American taking a stand in protest against the bullshit. This is OUR fucking country.

Congrats, America. We're now on Putin's side.

It’s the reality TV show/Instagram cabinet, featuring the Transportation Secretary heading to a car race in FL while Kentucky was a disaster site with at least 9 people dead.

Big surprise. Elonia is such a delicate little bitch

You got what you wanted.

I did nov 5

I hope all the supporters of Palestine not voting for Harris know this is on them

No shit

Kushner said it's perfect for hotels. Anyone that wasnt listening...it's on you

Donald Trump is now talking about the United States “OWNING” Gaza. Owning it. What the actual fuck.

N.B. Liquor won't buy U.S. alcohol, even with tariff delay #NewBrunswick With trade threat delayed but not gone, premier says stores won’t order more American booze www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Exactly

Gut feel the moment Elon declared the election over 4 hours before it was established..

Happy Black History Month! Here is my favorite story about a Black American you may not know about: Robert Smalls. He commandeered a confederate ship and sailed himself, his family, and the other enslaved crew and their families to freedom. THROUGH waters controlled by the Confederacy.

I want three-peat...sorry

Can we all be brutally honest? No one wants a Patrick Mahomes 3-peat. It’s the Eagles season to win it all!

Boom!! That’s how it’s done!! 🇲🇽 🇨🇦

Already doing that

@CNN made it clear they never cared about truth. I'll never watch @CNN, @MSNBC again.

Wtaf??? That took nanoseconds to lose democracy. Hope the high inflation is worth it, fuckwads!

When scientists said the Universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons, they forgot to mention morons.

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