If I did so bad in an election that you could add all my votes to the person in second place and I still wouldn’t have won I probably would just fuck off instead of trying to destroy the life of someone who didn’t endorse me. But then again I’m not a piece of shit.

Strongly enough, when I take a picture of my neighbour parked in a crosswalk it’s “pitting neighbour against neighbour” but them parking in the crosswalk in the first place is considered neighborly.

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Someone told me I’d have turned my neighbours in for hiding Anne Frank today because I said I support the city issuing parking tickets to people by photo.

City: We unanimously declare a climate emergency! We must make change no matter what the cost, humanity's survival depends on it! Community: Can we put in a protected bike lane to get more people cycling. City: No, we'll lose parking spots.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

CarBrained Freaks: “How could you say that? Nobody wants to kill someone! 😭 😭 😭” Normals: “Ok. Would you mind driving a bit slower?” Freaks:

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I think I’m pro-The Joining actually

Does anyone know where the idea that your car insurance pays for road renewal and development comes from? I encounter this all the time and it honestly makes no sense to me. Do they think life insurance is what keeps me alive?

A lot of the time people say it’s complicated to mean it’s not possible or difficult to understand something, and other times they use it to mean there is a lot of component parts. In this instance, there might be a lot of parts, but it’s not too complicated to understand whats happened.

I never noticed it until this year, but July 1st, sept 30th and November 11th are all on the same day of the week.

One of the most disappointing things about only starting cycling in 2025 is finding out that John Forester died of “flu complications” in April of 2020 and I just missed being able to celebrate that.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

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One upsetting thing about yesterday is that we’ll never hear the word cuomosexual used non pejoratively again probably.

This person took this when they called the race

@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody." "We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."

What an absolutely incredible piece of news to wake up to.

If you’re worried about lacking energy on this fantastic Friday morning; here’s a little tale from my pal to really get your blood pumping.

I think voting to expand Kenaston’s car capacity is a crime against humanity actually.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

One way to tell if someone really means it when they have a T&R sticker in the back window is by asking them to drive a little bit slower.

Yes. @emmaewood.bsky.social did a wildly brave thing in sticking her neck out for all of us, putting herself forward in this climate of vitriol and reaction, and proved that the good person *can* win, and commandingly so. It is worth it to run. (1/)

Elmwood East-Kildonan last night

Someone told me that they thought I used Klanker too often the other day; and I told them to fuck off because I’m proud to admit I’m an anti-automatite.

What if they’re not really building a new ball room but a control centre and panic rooms because they know what’s coming?

Also bonkers to think she was “hit by the police vehicle” and not the person operating the vehicle. Imagine a headline “man dies after being shot by police gun” So sick of media using passive voice for not only cops, but drivers. These are machines and you’re responsible for operating them safely.

Honestly I don’t even think any of us really like baseball any way.

I may not be super smart, or even in charge of Lucerne; but if my opinion could ever be worth anything, I just say I would just leave the pumping machine set on “eggnog” cause it tastes way better tbh.

Turns out we should probably have lower limits after dark and they’ve known this for at least 50 years.

Honestly you do have to admit; it is kind of funny that they must’ve been so happy when they thought they quashed the supervised consumption site only to see the government decide to build the SuperDuper Hypermax DrunkTank 3000 (now with 3x extra duration) there instead.

So cool that the reason we can’t have supervised consumption is because we need somewhere to put the cages

Council candidates for Elmwood-EK make their case

With the beginning of Spooktober and the impending closeness of the veil being at its thinnest; I think it’s important to clarify a few things for the Christians (and the luciferians) amongst us.

This is one of those things that when you hear you say “of course, why don’t we do that everywhere”

This might be a hot take; but I actually think anyone who is in favour of going $600 million into dept to widen kenaston would likely be found guilty of crimes against humanity in the future.

This guy is so upset about getting a photo radar ticket years ago for not pausing 3 seconds before he turned right on red (which is a rule I'm guessing exists so drivers don't hit people crossing the street they're turning into) that he's arguing that traffic cameras are basically fascist.

Me, watching Bon Appetite, Your Majesty: “This doesn’t make sense. Korea couldn’t have had chillis yet because The Colombian Exchange hadn’t taken place.” My partner & everyone else reading this: “Shut up. I don’t care”

Incredible animation. No notes. [from Reddit]

I swear to god I am going to slap the next journalist that reports that a driver remained on scene after they’ve killed someone.

In hindsight, I wish there was a way to let that cute girl I just walked passed that I was actually blowing kissey sounds at the dog she was walking.

Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work

On the alarming aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s murder.

Three thousand dollars worth of goods. This is what they they constitutes “prolific” to the point of newsworthy. Maybe $100 of groceries per week. $3000 over a 6 month period. Or as I like to call it; one paycheque for your average cop How many hours and resources were spent hunting this guy?

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Dear Baby Jesus, I don’t want to seem ungrateful and I appreciate you granting my other wish earlier this week; but if you can find it in your heart to have Metroid Prime 2 & 3 HD shadow drop next week I will be forever in your debt. Amen.