We got a GREAT caster lineup of PNW's finest for the PNW Melee Arcadian! Quad-comms with players so good they weren't allowed to enter the event, tune in next Saturday with @tempeststream.co!

From Eggdog Esports: A New Monthly Invitational PNW Series‼️ Featuring all your local favs and OOR talent 🗣️ EGGDOG HOUSE PARTY Debut Event Feb 7th on twitch @galint.gg

Announcing Seattle’s newest premier local, SUDDEN DEATH @ PINE BOX! Premiere event will be Monday 1/26. 21+ only. 64 entrant cap. start.gg/sudden-death

Announcing SSBMRank 2025! Join us January 19th as we begin the countdown of the top 100 Melee players of the year. Before we get started, let us introduce Mr. 101 below!

Can "The Late 8" become "The Great 8" ???? 🙌 🚌 🙌 www.theurbanist.org/2026/01/15/k...

ANNOUNCING THE 2026 PNW MELEE ARCADIAN 1/31 AT UW REGISTER: www.start.gg/tournament/t...

while social media narratives seem to be driven by top players and figureheads bemoaning the decline of majors, the reality for most is that local/weekly Melee has never been better

the ios glass thing looks so butt

Gonna enter genesis with the tag “Charlie Kirk” and expose all the WOKE TOs who won’t call my sets

ANNOUNCING 2BIG2DAWG! FEATURING SALT, GRAVES, CHANGO, JELLO, STUDEBACHER HOCH, MELO, CLEM, BLITZ, AND MANY MORE... October 25 @ University of Washington's Denny Hall in Seattle Early Bird Registration ($5 venue fee) is now live through September 5th!! www.start.gg/tournament/2...

ANNOUNCING THE WASHINGTON MELEE SUMMER 2025 PR! Congrats to everyone who made it!

WA Melee players! The PR season has ended! Please review your data in Braacket and verify that all of your results are uploaded and correctly represented (you can find your results by clicking 'Players' and then searching your tag): braacket.com/league/wamelee

fuck America lmao

Five Iron Melee 36 is Monday, 7/7. LAST EVENT OF THE PR SEASON! Sign up now for a chance to win a free drink! www.start.gg/tournament/f...

It’s hard when a great comedian you really admired as a kid turns out to be completely full of shit but luckily it was just Jon Lovitz this time

fucking wild they didn’t have kneecap in there

truly will never be a feeling quite like being game 5 last stock at five iron when the venue starts bumping the fallout boy cover of we didn’t start the fire

hey i got an idea

A Melee biweekly here would be so clutch

Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

in my evil TO era

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

really was a a choice for ultimate to turn their rankings into a 6 month-long simulation of the prisoner’s dilemma

Love is in the air... Congrats to our 2025 Washington Melee Arcadian Top 8, presented here each with a victory of their own 🥇 @jontae.bsky.social, Best Focus Destroyer 🥈 @studebacher.bsky.social, Best Barbarian War Cry 🥉 Zemi, 5-time NBA MVP 4⃣ White Lightning, Best Worst Internet Connection 1/2

REMEMBER JAMERS Arcadian is TOMORROW at UW, Denny Hall, Room 303 Doors - 10:30am Doubles - 11am Singles Wave A - 1pm Singles Wave B - 3pm Top 16 - 5pm Close - 8pm Check startgg for which wave you’re in, A pools are Wave A, B pools are Wave B TRAVEL SAFE! www.start.gg/tournament/w...

Seeding for the Arcadian is live! You have 24 hours to submit seeding change requests, you can do so here: forms.gle/wEaWATe3XyYj... www.start.gg/tournament/w...

if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck then how dare you all you ever do is call people you disagree with ducks

Who’s winning the Arcadian???

Five Iron Melee 28 is Monday, 1/20. Signup now for a chance to win a free drink! www.start.gg/tournament/f...

Petition to rename the “Box Office Achievement” Golden Globe to “Best Schlock”

ANNOUNCING THE WASHINGTON MELEE WINTER 2024 PR! Congrats to everyone who made it!

zoomers really wanting to get into numerology but they never learned long division thanks to covid learning loss

Five Iron Melee 26 is tomorrow night! Pre-register now for a chance to be one of our FIVE free drink winners Currently at 31/64 entrants www.start.gg/tournament/f...

trying to figure out what ult kids like besides tiktok and chocolate milk

I do not enjoy people who use leftistism to disguise their own misanthropy

“The data are” might be my biggest ick

*me after watching Conclave* so who really is the pope of melee anyway

Also going to be doing a SECOND giveaway! One lucky entrant will win a merch item of their choice from the Don't Park on the Grass shop! Here's to one year of Five Iron Melee :) Cap of 64 entrants so pre-register now!

Five Iron Melee 23 is Monday, 10/28! Pre-register now for a chance to win a free drink, link below 👇

REGISTRATION FOR DON’T PARK ON THE GRASS 2024 PARKING LOTS GOING LIVE THIS HOUR REG NOW BEFORE WE CAP

WE NEED YOU to help make Don’t Park on the Grass 2024 happen! Please volunteer to help out, even if you’ve never been to a major before we have a great team that will help you learn (and it will be a lot of fun!) Roles include setup, teardown, pool captains, assisting w/ front desk and merch booth

Who am I seeing in Surrey tomorrow? 🤩

hear me out what if we made a melee feed that had melee in it instead of furry content (furries i come in peace)

Five Don't Park on the Grass prelocals coming to you each weekday before the big event! Reg for first prelocal opens 5pm PT on 10/22, reg for the second opens at 5:10, reg for the third at 5:20, and so on (you're smart I know you get how this works) Set an alarm now or forever hold your peace!

Circuit Symbols xkcd.com/2818

Folks I really need Bluesky to succeed, I cannot do this