It's important to fill your blimps with a heavier-than-air substance every once in a while; the feeling of their taut hide against the ground and the press of every push as you engage in a little bit of rolling are excellent ways to mix up their routine and [stimulate/torment] them

Just realized the "problematic kink/media" thing is literally just the "video games make you violent" argument with a different coat of paint. People playing shooters dont actually wanna shoot people by default, they're playing a game. You can fill in the blanks with any kink, it's always the same

on one hand is it's really not good for your cat to be overweight. On the other hand. sometimes you want to be someone's fat cat (or catboy) with no braincells. Big fella that WILL lay on top of you and purr (and probably eats just about whatever you put in front of it)

random oddly specific thought: stuffing but with like. A bunch of appetizers. Maybe some party having a guy going around with a platter or a free sample that leaves you wanting the rest. Just a bunch of tiny bite sized treats that all add up.

what if we mix berry and blimpfruit. Slosh of juice yet floaty like helium, and the juice inside blowing up those who drink it.

You. But an overinflated, tight, creaking sphere. Permanently! 🎈🔴😻

The thing about being part of the balloon collection is you never know what is going to happen to you! Will you be squished by all the other balloons, packed tight into a room? Pumped up with even more air? Taken for a walk and shown off? Popped on a whim? You just never know, balloon! 🎈🔴💥😻

The sassy balloons in the collection get extra pumps until all they can do is squeak out little mumbles and moans from being so full and tight! Or they pop first! Always a risk there! 🎈🔴💥😻

To be a blimp. A big dumb orb made for being filled with tank after tank of highly pressurized gas. Bloating out of control until you're reduced to a hissing, creaking hot air balloon. Fully spherical. Too puffed to move or even speak. Just floating like the dumb object you were meant to be~ >//>

sorry I regularly forget about this account

get turned into a goat (anthro or feral, your choice) bc I need help getting rid of this kudzu all over the place. dw if you're too stuffed or fat from just eating all day to move I can help you get more in you.

Breaking character for a second here. As a major supporter for retro gaming content and preservation, this is a devastating blow on all fronts that can majorly be contributed to AI advocates driving up the cost of storage and RAM to ludicrous degrees, among other issues. This is just demoralizing.

That awkward moment when a mainstream(ish?) horror game accidentally has something pushing some of your buttons. anywho guess what game put me in a mood to be brainwashed into a permanently inflated balloon

You know, I wrote a story with it a while ago, but I feel like I must reiterate this Araquanid is a perfect Pokémon to jump at someone, plunge them, or at least their heads, into its water bubble, and forcibly pour gallons of water down their throats from their bubble Use the funny water bug more

PSA for Discord's new age verification! If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it. Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+ It's really that simple. Give them nothing.

Need to be a balloon. Have each detail overbloated and useless to use. Body rounded out and spherical, hands and feet reduced to orbs with digits also orbs, and a head too full of air to form any thoughts. Need more people to tell me I’m a balloon, encourage darker more permanent thoughts…

[Inflation, Balloon, Squish] Hey, has anyone seen Satsu? She was here a minute ago, with a bundle of balloons... Hmmmm

So cute aaaa Getting lost with other balloons is such a good concept

cozy weight gain... soft and warm and heavy like a weighted blanket but all over. Belly you can cuddle like a big plush. Too heavy to get up even if you wanted to.

inflates you inflates you inflates you inflates you really tight and creaking~🎈

Getting hypnotized into not only feeding yourself into an immobile blob, but having previously done the same to all of your friends as well. Leaving them all thinking you're an actual psychopath before those industrial lard tanks get rolled in and you all get plugged in to expand exponentially.

Shrinking food to a microscopic level so your victim literally swallows an entire buffet's worth of food, but the only thing that remains the same is the amount of calories they unknowingly ingested. Can't wait for them to wake up in the morning flabbergasted at how they gained 500 lbs overnight.

Every tiny shift sends electric shivers through your hypersensitive hide. No grabbing. No stopping. Just endless, weightless, hypersensitive ascent into the open air. Whoops~

belly big enough to spoon...

To float away like a huge, bloated blimp. Creaking, hissing and bulging outwards with no end in sight. Just an enormous dumb balloon, blissfully buoying on the breeze. Shamefully blushing as others watch your ascent. A taut globe of pressurized gas doomed to never touch the ground again...

Remember folks, there are proven ways that blurring effects on photos can be undone to show the info behind them. Dont fall for this stuff, cancel your Nitro and yell like hell at them. We dont stop until they concede fully and promise no more.

sometimes you just want to be filled with cement and balanced on a nullge or something and just be left like that. permanent horny boulder.

Usually just bizzare inflation fillings. I've gone as 'wierd' as concrete, getting turned into a multi-ton round statue and painted to match, or rather explosive materials for a fun (safe) blast.

Got hit with a flash of inspiration from this picture and wrote a followup story in like an hour docs.google.com/document/d/1...

And now you're here. With all of my other favorite toys. Your collective muffled whines and squeaking just bring me such life. It's so fun feeling you wiggle as I push a wing into the divots where your paws are, teasing you as to how far I have to reeeeeach just to barely touch them. How adorable!

water inflation..... get turned into a living water bed and kept too big and heavy to move. so sensitive and taut the water teases as it sloshes around in there... just a big water balloon now~

I'll let this video I have saved to my hard drive speak for itself. Keep going and don't be afraid to fail.

Forgot how much that rat probably had an influence on me tbh...

all i need right now is a creature with a cartoonishly large ballgut that is obviously struggling to handle their cartoonishly large ballgut

Dude The guy that wrote this news article was fucking DONE aftermath.site/steam-machin...

hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨

Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.

update. submit your complaints through this form bsky.app/profile/jenn...

Seems like Deque had a run-in with some rather teasing and pesky Robot arms lol 🎈 (Fwomphmission for @dequethedragon.bsky.social!!)

It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?

anyways, don't get off discord yet; not because this isn't heinous but because we're currently in the post-horror scramble to find alternatives. give things a second to settle down so you can find out which ones suck and which ones don't. instead, cancel your nitro, yell at discord, and plan.

Canceling Nitro and emailing discord ([email protected]) about my disdain for this and I encourage everyone to do the same so I’m not just a drop in the bucket Losing my gender-ass emojis is worth not having to deal with this total bullshit.

ever just need to be round and helpless

Being rolled as a berry and frequently having hands put on very sensitive parts.. barely able to mutter out a "w-watch where ur touching!" Only to be totally ignored

this account may be for hornyposting but FUCK AI. Pick up a pencil or use MS paint, just fucking TRY. Even if it's "bad" IT'S BETTER THAN AI SLOP. Also, practice is how you improve. There's probably some joke about like. The "anti maskers are weaker than furries" thing I saw somewhere.

Absolutely love inflation in which the inflatee becomes so hopelessly spherical, immobile and lightweight that their captor has to put 'em on a collar and leash lest they float away like the weather balloon that they've become.

I very much don't like doing this, but I am in a very VERY bad spot right now financially and I am genuinely terrified... so I am bumping this old post with a link to my Ko-Fi. Because I'm in such a bad spot, I'd also like to use this post to mention that I'm willing to take on emergency comms. 😭

GO SUPPORT

Canonically micro oc that gets bullied by regular sized people by being blown up like a balloon