You know that common trope of making Mawile's back mouth have a mind of its own to cause expansion shenanigans without its consent? What if we had a permanently Mega-Evolved Mawile with two extra mouths doing this? Double the trouble! And they even have their own preferences, to Mawile's chagrin.

Reminder that I have a very anti-pred Ponyta that will hypnotize you into glutting yourself to nigh immobility if you threaten him or his little sister due to his latent Galarian abilities despite being Kantonian. Preds, take my advice and look elsewhere. Your waistline will suffer if you don't.

So. 500 is a big number. Let's shake it up a little. Thank you to everyone who's given me their love and support. And I hope I can give a bit back. Instead of a raffle, this is gonna be a request thread - I'll try to do at least something for everyone who replies. More details in alt/replies.

I wonder what kind of Digimon my mutuals think I would be. Pokémon, yeah, I got that in the bag, hands down. But if I was suddenly transported to the Digital World and my form was automatically updated to fit in, I'm curious what I would be, since my Digimon knowledge isn't all that keen.

This feels like what happens every day whenever I visit Wonka's chocolate factory. (This happens so often.)

Hmm, Onix inflation? Would it just become a tube of rock, or a series of bloated boulders in a row? How would you add air to the stone without cracking it apart? Sure, we could just do "cartoon logic go brr," but wouldn't it be more fun if a way was found to inflate the rock snake realistically?

Birds being constantly punished just for resting after a long flight, now it's a game of chance whether the next place we roost just causes a hose to fire into our beaks and causes us to become glorified party balloons. I just flew all the way from the equator, and this is what I get for it?

Unwillingly getting treated like a pet balloon, the whimpers and moans emanating from behind the hose stuck in your mouth simply being met with coos and titters as you are simply praised for your beautiful (taut) fur, and taking your mandatory dosage of air so well. What a good balloon you are!

Thoth and Sobek

Congratulations, you have discovered the happiest owl ☺️ all curses are now lifted

A word of warning: don't buy "perfume" from traveling salespokemon. A greater word of warning: don't open containers all the way that you won't be able to close back. And a final word of warning: a clothespin won't save you from breathing it in through your mouth. C'mon, close it already Theo!!!

Buy one burger, get two burgers free! (I put triple the burger into a single burger for the price of a single burger so everyone who buys it consumes triple the calories per burger.) Comes with free (XXXL) fries and a (gallon) soda. There's no fast food conspiracy, what are you talking about?

I love being a birb. The only downside is I want more birb friends without hitting my currently existing friends with the TF ray to forcibly make them into birbs. (This option is not, however, out of the question.) ((Fattening said friends into borb mattresses is also not out of the question.))

What if the gacha game was all centered around food characters? Cute characters, cool characters, good and evil characters, the only thing keeping them together is aligning themselves with your John Doe protagonist...and they're made of food Bonus if their method of attack is stuffing their enemies

Berry soda. Will you fall victim to berry juice, liquid, or gas? Or a miraculous combination of all three? In any regard, say goodbye to your mobility when you have multiple gallons of this stuff forced down your gullet until you are more soda than creature.

Digital monsters? I thought they were just storage. Is that why I keep hearing groans and complaints from my computer every time I add another file to my folders? Because they weren't just simple folders but actual creatures that I've been stuffing and fattening up with data without even knowing it?

What is your name? "My name is M-" *ding* "M-My name is M-" *ding* "I...think my name is-" *ding* "What...what was my name again?" You don't have one, remember? Now, what are you? "Obviously a dra-" *ding* "A-A dra-" *ding* "I can't...I can't remember." You are a balloon. "Oh...of course..."

Listen, the taller you are, the more space you fill out when I inevitably stuff you to the point of being twice as wide as you were tall. To start. I don't care if you are a Godzilla ahh kaiju rampaging through the city. If I think you're cute, I will be making you my personal city-sized mattress.

The endless cornucopia of plenty that has been strapped to the adventurer's maw so the native tribe may share their gift of plenty with the outsider, as they whine and groan as food of all shapes and size fly down their throat at an unimaginable rate and their body expands in all directions with fat

Do I have a movie director character? I kinda want a movie director character. Someone who makes...decent films, good popcorn fodder at worst, but is always looking for something more to expand into a film. (Yes, the usage of the word "expand" was extremely intentional.)

Okay, hear me out. You know how tailmaws usually see that massive amount of calories lying there and just gorge to the annoyance of their owners? Yeah, let's play the role reversal, with you literally being a force feeder, cramming food into your tail's maw and pressing it into your collective gut.

Be a bird. Trust me, is good.

Undulating is such a good word. "You can feel the snake pressing against you, undulating as it wraps around you, tighter and tighter." "You cannot help but to swallow, your throat undulating as it works down the never ending flow of liquid down into the ever-expanding reservoir in your stomach."

How do you get your sub moods out when there's no one around to turn you into an orb against your will? Simple, learn how to create Shadow Clones! Simply spawn one into existence, take your very willing clone of yourself, and do whatever you want to them. Air hose, hydrant, funnel, it's your body!

Share a green character for 🍀 or else the rest of the year you'll have terrible luck.

No, you are not a good balloon. But neither are you a bad one. Attaching a signifying label of that sort to evaluate your worth is unnecessary for a meaningless object. Ever since your maw was plugged with that air hose, your feelings do not matter in the slightest. You simply float and exist now.

When I feel down and my feedee snake friend curls her fatty rolls around me and cuddles with me, asking if me cramming some burgers will make me feel better. She knows how to make me feel better, even though I know it's partly fueled by her own gluttony, but we both know I'll do it anyway.

On a stroll through the park And just before it got dark A quiet puff under their feet Transformed one in a beat @reececav.bsky.social / @maddybakery.bsky.social

I hope I have someone who cares about me so much that they would break into countless alternate universes to kill themselves in each one knowing they were the cause of any misery I will have, meaning that I was the cause of their misery the whole time making me want to destroy myself in turn.

A Nordic crow druid who is blessed with her ancestor's all-seeing sight, making her a valuable addition to many an adventuring party. Unfortunately, the only thing larger than her eyesight is her stomach, and her rather porky build gives away the fact that hiring her is a gamble at any pub.

You know what, I'm starting to think this minimum BMI rule enforcement from the Pokémon League was not very well reasearched. I don't know, I don't think that every single Pokémon having stomachs literally bigger than themselves is exactly the most healthy lifestyle for them. Just a hunch, I dunno.

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Even after all this time, bird is still the correct choice for me. I'm happy to know that the choice I settled on was the right one for my fursona. I know there are folks who bounce around forms and names, and that is great, I encourage that! But it does feel empowering to feel so good where I am.

I decided to get this done today! and my is it quite a start and plenty more to go! You can help this expanding bun expand more here: ko-fi.com/bigbonedmarrow Kes'Ashtul belongs to @mediocremips.bsky.social !

Imagine getting an entire bakery's worth of cakes, blending it together into a fine mush, and having every ounce of it poured through a funnel into your mouth I'm definitely not in one of those rare moods where I want that to happen to me, no sir. Definitely not yearning to be a feathered mattress

Imagine waking up out of your pressurized comatose state, deliriously having floated in and out of consciousness for who knows how long, and you find yourself in a dark warehouse extended as far as your eye can see, with a whole parade's worth of blimps floating as far as you can see?

I made an evil version

Ah fuck

Everyone said yesterday was Pie Day, but that's not right. It should have said that today is the Day That Krabs Fries.

I think feeling depressed and sad is when my nurturing side wants to take over. Sure, I'm still feeding you an entire restaurant's worth of food stock until you can't tell your chest rolls from your neck rolls, but it's with a soft and soothing care and respect that makes it all go down easier.

🐲Malchior's Revenge - part 3! 🐲 You can join on FA or X to take part in this drive: 🐾 www.furaffinity.net/view/64325756/ ☕ ko-fi.com/snitch

Why do you keep looking at me as if I'm some kind of threat? I'm just a cute and harmless lil' birb. It's not like I have an underground bunker the size of a small city where I keep all of my favorite creatures that have been blobbed and/or blimped to the point of unrecognizability? How absurd!

Do you think ants would consider birds as equivalent to dragons? What if they end up taking the role of kobold if a bird decided to be merciful to literal food, and it wakes up to them surrounding them, bringing trinkets and food, and nudging the bird into a more...sedentary role to be worshipped?

I love that my main two moods for this account has been: "Man, this would make for such a cool character or concept or setting exploration and expansion?" And: "Haha wouldn't it be funny if (insert extremely unhinged kinky topic here)?" And there's rarely any divergence.

Endra's Donation Drive! Will her brood grow, or her waistline? That's up to her donors to decide...

Here to make every single fursona and oc better by enfattening them.

What if you trip on a Trawl Orb and accidentally swallow it down, which causes it to activate and send everything on that particular dungeon floor down your throat? (Thankfully everything else was Gummis and Big and Perfect Apples, so you aren't swallowing objects but your Belly will still increase)

I have all of these mini-cliques living in my head, and I hope I get to let them out someday. Not just Project Mewtopia, though that is still priority to me, but I have my little Saturday morning-esque group of Yoshis, as well as my sitcom gathering of various indie critters I really like.