Oops, we got the meaning of the number wrong... happy mew day 💖

I have probably eaten more in the last few days than I ever have in my entire birdy existence. And this concept frightens me. At least my metabolism *somehow* followed me into this form, so I burn the weight somewhat quickly, but that still doesn't stop other critters from casually immobilizing me.

Mfw I used to be able to say, "I'll sit on you," and it was harmless as a tiny bird would simply perch on you as you moved about your business, but now when I say it, everyone keeps complaining about my fat ass and getting broken bones and even the extremely flustering, "Let me lay down for this."

You know, it's funny. I had multiple Pokémon set aside as potential future 'sonas. Skarmory was one, a Rookidee was considered, and even a Charizard was an idea I kept visiting just because I thought it was funny. I did not expect my first Pokesona would be the bug. I was completely blindsided...

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THIS JOKE HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND! ...So I have a new full ref of my Scolipede form, one normal and one an ABSOLUTE UNIT THAT I WANT TO DENY BUT I PHYSICALLY CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S ME! Bases from @yiyani.art, while the colors and shading was lovingly done by @rhythmagic.bsky.social.

LRP, unfortunately is a mood because ever since this shift to Scolipede, I've been getting hungrier and hungrier, and I'm afraid one of these times some really nasty creature will get me and I won't be able to fight back anymore...

Couldn't resist the draconic urge, eh? Comm for @speciescake.bsky.social !

Whomever slipped a feeding hose into my maw while I took a nap today, you forgot to turn it on. Like, I feel compromised since I realize I've become such a heavy sleeper that that's possible, but you inputted the wrong password and just...left without checking? So I spit it out and left as well.

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Famous last words...? My birthday is later this month and I decided to do a birthday growth drive to not only celebrate my birthday, but also because I have a dental surgery coming up soon. ❗️See thread for more info❗️

I'll repeat a sentiment I had for the celebration today for Americans and Americans alone (please stop bugging non-Amerians about today, they don't care). Celebrate your country. Be proud of your country. I love living here, it's awesome. But that doesn't mean I don't hate the neighbors, iykyk.

Guys, could you please stop sending Rattatas in with these food packages that I STILL DON'T WANT AND KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO! But sending Rattatas over trying to get me hooked on voring other Pokémon is a bit mean. I only got one in my mouth by pure accident, but I spit it out. Knock it off!

I am giving my personal and wholehearted consent to go bully @maddybakery.bsky.social and tell her what a good Lapras she is and that she deserves lots of reminders of her current state and so much pumping of air to pay her back for my new buggy form.

Okay, to whomever put the Blimp Fruit into that latest batch of food: It wasn't funny. You're not funny. If I wanted to fly, I'll wait until the Scolipede wears off and go back to being a bird. I was this close to munching on it, and that made me upset. (Also, STOP SENDING ME FOOD IN GENERAL!)

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man - you can take him. I believe in you. start at an extremity and work your way in, you'll have him down for the count in an hour 32.6 million calories would you believe me if I told you I got that calculation from MatPat youtu.be/RJa4kG1N3d0

How do you Pokémon do this? I keep opening my mouth to talk, and I keep spitting up webbing or poison And I'm almost as wide as I am tall at this point, I can't believe you guys actually deal with this all the time (Wait, the heck do you mean this is a me problem and not about the Pokémon at all?)

me and bug watch films together.

Finally figuring out this...standing on four legs thing. It...took a hot minute trying to use muscles I never had to before. Like my wings are now having to support all of this...mass all of the time. It's...so strange... AND STOP SENDING ME FOOD, I'M ALMOST GETTING BURIED IN EDIBLE JUNK HERE!

I am starting to feel the sins crawling up my back from everything I've been doing I am teetering on the precipice, I can tell. I've managed to avoid most of those expansive shenanigans due to my dominance despite my small stature. But now I am one of the most easily inflatable Pokémon out there...

WHY AM I GETTING SO MUCH FOOD SUDDENLY DROPPED OFF HERE?! Which one of you jokers are personally trying to get me to eat myself to immobility within just the first few hours? I haven't even gotten used to walking with this weight yet, why are you trying to take this away from me too?

...I am going to sit on each and every one of you.

I am suddenly having a very bad feeling of what the next few months are going to be like for me...

So hungry... Must keep eating... Every bite another layer of destruction on my growing waistline. I know what's happening. I know I can stop whenever I want. How did I become such a slave to this, witnessing my own figure balloon out from under me? And...why is it so hard for me to just STOP!?

O_O WHERE DID ALL OF THESE REPOSTS AND LIKES COME FROM FOR THE SCOLIPEDE POST?! THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME A BUBG! HELP!

Getting extremely defensive of my gainer friends when someone mocks them for their weight that they chose to put on. I guess you were just really jealous of them. You put on weight fast, chugging from that feeding hose. Glad I was able to help you fulfill that new ambition of yours. You're welcome.

sorry i'm posting so much but i'm physically unable to suppress my need to pump my friends into gigantic kinky mountains of themselves rn. need to hit you with the blob corruption beam on max settings until you're a belching permagorging permagrowing wreck with all of your personal kinks indulged

Heheheheh... I knew it would taper out. Got caught off-guard by it initially, but thankfully I was aware of how little traction it would get. I will salute the funny bug out of respect and for really tossing off my flow, but it's back to business as normal.

✨10K FOLLOWERS RAFFLE!! ✨ BIIIG milestone!! We need to celebrate this! Thank you so much everybody, I wouldn't be able to do this furry art thing full time without you I'll do a colored sketch for the winner To participate -Comment a SFW ref -Like & retweet -Follow Ends on August 2nd!

Turning two feeders on each other to stuff themselves into oblivion before I reveal myself as the true mastermind behind their fallout before finishing the job. Truly a satisfying turnabout, and a real favor to all of the victims I'm saving from their shenanigans. You should be thanking me.

Cozy, soft, happily gorging yourself for the sake of gorging. I'll be here all the while, so don't worry your pretty little head. I'm glad you were brave enough to ask me to help with your ambitions. Don't worry, I'll take care of all of the hard stuff. Eat, be happy, and get fatter. You earned it.

Breaking balloons like this is quite cathartic after all of that Scolipede nonsense earlier, I'm so glad all that will wind down by tomorrow and we can go back to my regularly scheduled birb bullying.

Don't mind me, just ordering hundreds of these collars to give out to my lovely inflatable friends. Not that they would know what they are. In fact, what collars? I just think you look neat with these fun accessories I...found. Yeah, found, they'll buy that...

Stupid licensed games from when they overbloated the market is my lifeblood, for real. You're telling me they created an adventure game based on Smarties candy? Not the American Smarties that are just slightly flavored chalk, but the European Smarties that are basically just M&M's but better?

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Meowipede <3

Today feels very

OKAY YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME, I WILL PLAY THIS GAME! 100 likes and I will shift to bug horse for a while, hecc it. I can say this because I know for a fact, absolutely and positively, that this threshold won't be reached. There! Bird! Not bug!

@maddybakery.bsky.social has really messed with my mojo and sent a spiraling escalation of Scolipede accusations my way I am a bird, not a bug. Here is an example of what I am not. Study it and learn exactly what it is I am not Tiny birb in the trees, not big bubg glutting on berries on the ground

You know what? This little birb is feeling a bit talkative today. AMA Time! Ask me about my thinking process, about my characters, whatever you'd like to know. I'll get back to this later and answer anything I can (keep in mind that I can refuse to answer something if I feel too uncomfortable)

When you see a character in fiction that you love at first sight, and your way of showing love is kidnapping them and fattening them into a blobbed parody of their former selves as you refuse to listen to their whines and begging to release them. That's feeling just can't be replaced, I swear.

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I feel like in my experience of domming a few out-there kinks in my time... It's...EXACTLY this? HA the people who get mad at hypnosis and vore do not understand that 85% of the people in most kink communities lean sub and are pleading with the universe of something VERY specific.

Funny vore concept. House flipper who buys and sells properties from folk who have been voted, leaving their homes without occupant and up for grabs. Just have to clean up the signs of struggle, restock the fridge from pantry raids from before or after, remove any personal photos and belongings...

This silly balloon is attempting to throw untrue and false accusations my way, so I believe it is everyone's civic duty to tease them and remind them of how wonderful of a balloon they make.