Uhg...this genuinely tanks my mood for the day a bit. That SUCKS man... The second I found out the show was Buzzfeed owned I feared something like this would happen, but choosing Ai slop over the creator of one of the few things keeping your brand relevant off facebook is INSANE.

I-I am going to ignore my id prodding me about prodigiously padded purple pussycats... I have things to do. Like be a responsible human at tax season...

IB: *Floating about the room with a cheshire's grin* You know, he's a sphinx cat...they need lotion...if you keep feeding him pound cake you're going to have a very large area to cover 𝑪𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬 IB: Right before he has you massage his purple python, base to tip while it keeps wrapping your arm. GRAHH

Imp Brain: Bribing big booty bratty Gods with baked goods. DON'T YOU ALITERATE AND HE'S *SUPER SKINNY IN CANON* IB: When has canon mattered? And like you wouldn't find it hot if he widened and lengthened himself just because it makes his slither supplicant stutter adorably~ I.Have.Things.To.Do.

Imp Brain: Beerus is basically a God...I bet he can make his tail as long as he wants. Want a new leash, suplicant? SHUSH... IB: You know you love grumpy kitties, and he loves desserts, you like to bake~ THAT IS NOT SHUSHING

Watching the likes of Jo Rogan, a man who just...says whatever comes to his mind with all the clarity and well thought outedness of a high school stoner, realize that maybe backing a dictator whilst trying to stay as Center (I.E Right of center) as possible, wasn't the move is pretty cathartic.

G-grumpy cats...

*Wakes up* *Glances at phone* 'The Ai: Claude may have been been used in the drone strikes on Iran, and the US is mad the company doesn't want it to be used offensively* ... *Rolls over and goes back to bed*

Anyone who followed the main account for hippy doggo is going to be a bit weirded out when I turn into a tiny fidget toy robot someday...

I'm stealing Max's shirt...and possibly pose..

I'm at that point in the furry scifi writing journey where I realize I would really like to include more Non-binary characters....and how SUPREMELY easier this would narratively be if I used or invented a third pronoun... In scifi...the neopronouns...they call to me...but dare I?...

Q: If you had to pick a tarot card for yourself to represent you what would it be, and why? A: I immediatley thought 'The Hermit' though I don't know if I'm being funny or not...HA if I actually thought it through The Magician always seemed cute. Imma a lil' soundwave wizard...

Q: If TimTam Is The Form Of Yours To Be The Best Housemate Which Is The Worst? A: PB because he's a messy little rant machine who will stamp his snout against everything and sniff snoof.... Or Mac...but that's mostly due to property damage...

Q: Which caudle form would be the best room mate to have? A: Timtam. No contest whatsoever. The house would be spotless, there might be dinner ready on good days, and possible pouch rides. Basically a hopping housewife...

The fact this man wanted a Nobel Peace Prize is all you need to know about how he sees himself V. how he actually is. Though...FRANKLY if you needed proof by this point I am going to growl at you.

Q:Out of all the forms you have and change into, what had to be the best tail you loved a lot?! A: Oh, Oreo, no contest, in the middle of winter? Forget about it, if I were that skunk forever I'd never buy a blanket all my life.

forms.gle/bySziXHeQQpq... If folks have more questions for me! HA there are...QUITE a few in the inbox, but I haven't gotten anything new in a hot minute.

Q: Which Caudleform is most likely to pour up? A: AHAHA...probably PB...or this one... NORMALLY, I'm not much of an alcohol person? I tend to have it when offered, but don't seek it out much on my own time. Strangely a Doggo has found Southern Comfort to be a good drink...

Q: [Too Long, Below] A: HA well MOSTLY I would chalk that up to 'You can't control what your brain likes, even if you're ace'. Though furthermore I find a lot of ace furries tend to sway hipward for some reason... POSSIBLY because its a soft area that can be had by either gender but [Cont]

*The Dalmatian lays on his stomach kicking his legs like a school girl whilst reading a Nagabe manga about cute boys. The backs of his heels impact the swell of his southern curves, causing ripples like pond impacts. You can tell when the book gets cute as the ripples turn to wobbles*

*The dog looks at his hips, scrutinizing the strain of grey slacks* You know...uually Timtam is the only one who goes bottomless, but do you think I could pull it off? It's still cold though...maybe I could put on some leggings....it would make my billboard a bit more obvious...

*Flops against your side and nuzzles your shoulder for pets, tail wags making his left hip bump yours as it thwacks against the back of the couch*

*Grins tail wagging a mile a minute as he walks over* They opened a new bakery I-! *WHUMPH, a book display is wrecking balled by hound hip* *Squeaks, glancing at his rump spots shifting to various desserts* I-I'm not sure this is a good thing...Burnel baked goods sure know where to settle

ITS SO COOL how far Aptophilia has spread as a term... WEH I wish I could go all out for AptoApril this year, but I'm still recovering from 2025 financially and I can't just...com a bunch of apto nonsense... Still...doens't mean I don't want to though...

... If these weren't pale, wraith thin anime boys, I would be in deadly amounts of trouble... x.com/K_Ksalmon/st...

You know....I thought about going as Scooby Doo for halloween, but that'd mean I'd have to wear nothing but a collar with a golden tag... HA that'd be silly right? No one wants to see that...would make spot displays easier...so much...surface area...

*The dog bobs up to you with a video* Remember 'Daft hands'? Check this out... www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Ds... *A From The Start remix plays, the hound hitting beats, text appearing on hands, feet and face. At 'Blah, blah, blah', he turns and wags the words on his tail, his body a lyric display*

*The canine clerk's spots are grawlix text, !!'s and &s and more* Someone called me 'Pear Pooch' after saying Discworld's overrated... *A growl* I need to calm down, book nook for cuddles in five minutes. *His steps are sassy and offended, his tail reading 'Follow' as it wobble wags in his wake*

*Sweats* A-also when there's just...when there is a thick taill in this scenario...w-when there's just a lillll muscular definition at the 'Trifold', it makes me want to go absolutely feral. People will think I have rabies. I am a junkyard dog. Total garbage. Art by Bangabear, Gilpanda and Goat

OH NO...why are people complaining? One of the reasons I like this show is its separated into little vignettes most of the time, and USUALLY I just watch one, pause the episode, then watch another, but since I'd like to watch this with people I'm speeding a bit...that first segment was so cute...

*Sweats* A-also when there's just...when there is a thick taill in this scenario...w-when there's just a lillll muscular definition at the 'Trifold', it makes me want to go absolutely feral. People will think I have rabies. I am a junkyard dog. Total garbage. Art by Bangabear, Gilpanda and Goat

*The clerk bends low to shelve some memoirs, one eye glancing at you past the horizon of a grey clad moon* I've been wanting to read aloud lately... *Spots on his face turn to verdant red apples on branches, a green snake spirals up his wobble-wagging tail* Don't suppose I could tempt you could I?

*You're unsure how much the clerk is aware of his appeal, but it seems to be moreso than usual. You always seem to find yourself behind him when he asks for things. His eyes lid a little when he teases, and the sway of canine haunch seems to know its impact beyond its wrecking ball tendencies*

*The clerk's rambles have a...bouncy energy lately, he bops about the booknook, making tea, bending..." "13th doc has a bad rap you see-, sugar?" *He realizes you stopped listening. He smirks and looks over his shoulder. The words 'Want some sugar?' scrawl across his tail. He wiggles the question*

Recent conversations with dad triggered me super badly....I'm trying SO hard not to visit my grief upon my friends, but I'm having a hard time with it. I wish I couldn't be so unmoored by such....I wish I couldn't be turned into a weepy mess so easily right now. What must it be like to be stable?

Q: Oooh, hey cutie, nice new shape. How does one go about 'Destroying you' as you say? A: WELL this is the shape that makes instruction booklets...SO AHAHAH If you're really interested in pushing my buttons: docs.google.com/document/d/1... Here is an exact guide on how to do that.

*It's slightly hard to pay attention as he sway wags down the shop aisle, junk in his trunk occasionally going jingle bell as he tangents off. Until the spots on his tail turn to arrows that seem to say 'My face is up here', you look up to find he's led you like a duckling to the Discord section*

*The pooch holds a large Clifford plushie with both arms, a comfort stuffy as he looks at you overtop of its squished face. He's in a snoopy t-shirt and PJ shorts adorned with scooby snacks that...perhaps fit better last year. This is not helped by his nervously wobble-wagging tail* Wanna snuggle?

*Flops forward* *Sigh* My dad hasn't been the most...judgementally fantastic person since....last year... After many phone calls this week it's needless to say I am feeling mom's absence rather hard...we persevere but...its hard...

Q: We all know you like the rumpus, but what about the milkers? A: HA...I think it might be me, whilst being pan, perhaps leaning more gay than I care to admit...but chests have...never done anything at all for me...even slightly. I am 0% sure why this is, as I DO like lasses.

I have 0 idea why...I don't even like video games that much, but I have watched Zero Punctuation/Fully Ramblomatic for decades. Yahtzee has grown as a person a lot but...he keeps talking about thicc characters...he presented Lou from Code Vein 2 as 'The Great Brittish Cake Off'. This is Lou.

Fluffy tail beds...

How much the current government is trying to manufacture consent that we just have to put up with what's in the files is kind of insane. I don't think a viable third party will ever happen in America in my lifetime. But if anything has even made me crave for one, it's this.

Weh...I like tails too much...I feel so needy about it...

Q: Do you like your real name? A: EHHHHHHH I'm ambivalent about it? It's a handy thing to have, a proper name. HA but growing up religious there is like.... a 20% chance saying my name will invite a sermon from strangers and I've never been a fan of that. Still I can't not have a soft spot for it.

*Crawls about on the floor like a horrible wretch* I want to do cringey Superdog AU nonsense with extendo tails and cape tropes so badly I could phase through the floor... WHY MUST THIS BE A HYPERFIXATION Art by Imfureel

God...I'm so doggybrained... I wanna be a cute little dalmation with weird powers in a universe of talking doggos with weird powers... Art by Kendrawsart

HA folks asked 'Wait how much bigger would this be without the character limit, and I was feeling the id brain so... Art by @hornyori.bsky.social

Also no, seriously every time this cat is on screen there's like a 30-40% chance her tail is going to do something I am not even kidding and it is a PROBLEM FOR ME SPECIFICALLY. I was already weak for panthers weh...so expressive...

I'm running out of time to put in for a panel at FWA... WHAT DO I EVEN DO? I haven't done one in so long and I'm bursting with ideas... But will I be bursting with ENERGY come the convention? Oh stability, I pine for thee...