Q: You like coiling so much, what's your favorite thing for someone to wrap around? A: Interesting question! HA I think any coil fetishist has a big soft spot for the neck/face? Coil-collars thick enough to squish my cheeks are neat. But I really love UNIQUE coil poses and wrapping uses. Squish.

Why yes, you're right Pumbaa does use his tail a lot more than usual in the Timon and Pumbaa cartoon, specifically several times in the episode Rumble in the Jungle where he and Timon have to do a lot of the same tasks, but he has to use it because he's a quadruped. That's a normal thing to know.

Q: Y U like coiling so much? A: Ever been caressed? A soft, warm hand drawn across your shoulder, your arm, your tummy? That pleasant electric tingle of something LIVING interacting with you? What if that sensation could just...Keep going, unbound by the stiffness of an arm? Wrap and encompass...👇

I think I have a new appreciation for eldritch madness, because every time I think too hard about the current state of American politics, I feel like I want to clutch my head and start gibbering.

Q: Advice for pushing someone's buttons? A: Oh that's easy, just do what romance novelists and porn writers have been doing for generations. Find their fetish object and move as MUCH of the description, plot, rationale and emotive action as you can to be powered by that object.

I know how I wish to die...

A gremlin-brain part of Hershel's Lore is that he's a 'Duomorph' while Caudle's a Polymorph, meaning unlike Caudle who has many shapes, Hershey only has two. BUT...he can augment how much of either form is present on the current one. F-full sized tail. Art by Kendrawsart, Pac and Catsinbriefs

HA I have had a few friends ask me to word vomit at them about whatever I'm working on right now... A....ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT THAT? We are talking 'Project in gestation, several weeks of brainstorming, vibe surfing, early draft writer-gush'. I am a shaken up wine bottle, a dangerous weapon...

*A pig stares, distracted* ... I'm sorry did you say something?

*VIBRATES* Do I host a panel or not? It's literally the easiest con in the country from which to host a panel for me because it's 45 minutes from my house... BUT WHAT WOULD IT EVEN BE ABOUT? Part of me wants to do audio/voice acting, part wants to do apto, part wants to do one about kindness...

*Flops face first into his own tail and hugs the big nutter butter scented plume of puff, nuzzling and snorting the scent of roasted peanuts* Ilofmytail....

I have....0 idea what the alcohol percentage is in the thing I just drank but I had to lay down in bed for 10 minutes after drinking it and it reeked of lemons.... Oh dear.... H-have you ever thought overly much about hind end dexterity?....

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Okay so....um.... I was walking my dog a few hours ago and a neighbor gave me a bit of their homemade moonshine as a nice gesture. I um....I took a shot of it for funsies just to taste it... O-okay....squirmypiggyohnowhat'stheachoholconcentrationonthisrandomliquid...

Oh hey I can access this account again...that was weird AHAHAH I don't know why I act like this is more private than the other account, I mean...followers obviously, but until Bsky FINALLY lets us have locked accounts I cannot be truly unhinged, do not perceive me...

OH DEAR

I bet he smells amazin- Whosaidthat...

Me: What should I put on in the background?...Something I've seen before, that won't be too distracting...that has nice colors...a nice musical font... Imp brain: Belfort and Lupin. Me: I-I CAN'T DO THAT *AGAIN*...its not even tha- IB: Who cares. Cute gay doggos. Me: Fair...

Don't mind me, just thinking that Duchess is really pretty... It galls me that I went to a Disney store IN PAIRS and the did not have one SINGLE bit of Aristocats merch, NOT EVEN MARIE, usually, all you can find is Marie, which is a shame. BUT STILL...

Just like...there are multiple camera angles of the recent incident which show that that woman was not a...'Domestic terrorist. How on EARTH can these people support a government that will so blatantly lie to them? Is making brown people scared THAT important to you? Insanity...

Everytime I look at the news I feel my tusks threatening to pop out like switchblades. It DEFINITELY will be, but how, from about WWII to today, The Right managed to devour the exact sort of people who should be railing in the streets about this should be studied. Try this before 1950 I DARE you.

I think this is shockingly true of most furries...

*Squints* A-am I in a vore mood?... A-and worse than that a PRED mood? That's rare, though I suppose it does tend to happen with piggies, ravenous creatures... HA Caudle themselves never actually eats anyone, but there are...other vessels for such. Hungry piggy...

Strong tails...

OhRightThisIsTheShapeWithASlightThingForPaws...

T-thinking about this... B-big...s-soft...smelling of...c-creamy coconut honey suckle... Fresh...warm...soap rubbing off onto clothes and fur alike...scented cuddles with Big... Yes... Gosh...I'm a pig...

Do you think it's nice inside me, little visitor? I would say I've heard nice things, but all I've heard has been muffled, hot breath pressed against pulsing walls... indecipherable through pounds upon pounds of flesh... It is warm though, I can promise you that. Welcoming certainly. Hungry always.

Watching the right try to say that ICE's goal of... *Checks* Making sure mostly harmless brown people who are standing in the wrong place are terrified, is worth the death of an American citizen, and mother is frankly stupifying. This was bound to happen, galling it had.

Weh...squirmy piggy... I feel like such a little trash goblin...weird little kink thing snufflin' round the base of horrible trees for strange truffles... Don't mind me, just over here wondering what your tail smells like...

Wanna get my snoot all up in your fur and sniff-a-snoof... I-in a normal way of course....y-you use nice soap, what brand is that?

supersycamorebookshelf900213 on Fur Affinity has made me a lovely birthday picture #furry

I hate that this made me audibly snort

*A piggy sucks on a water bottle the size of his thigh- which is saying a lot- like a CapriSun as he lays slumped in a nest of his own tail fluff and twix candy wrappers* D-do you think... *He says blearily, listing over his own living fluffy peanut butter perimeter* Belfort and Lupin should Kiss?

I have been... half-consciously watching dog shows all day... A-and also outlining scripts....a-and possibly trying to get my head around a visual asset.... Whilst trying not to... *The piggy turns green* I shan't go into detail about the stomach bug... Anyway...doggos are cute... Ishouldrrest

A-am I garbage enough that the fact if they were roommates her getting used to this fact about his tail gets my snout twitching a little?... Possibly...

The word '"Tail' occurs in this collection of writing 280 times... I'm not sure if I'm impressed or disappointed...

Feeling...*Squeakoinks* a-a bit subby as the new year rolls in...I'd love to RP more in 2026 as I genuinely enjoy doing it and often feel a bit needy with how busy my partners tend to be... A-anyway I like emails and have a little instruction booklet... Anyone wanna romance a piggy?...

Booty...

C-coil squish mechanics? This one animator is going to be responsible for a lot of piggy squirming...

My imp brain has been...ABSOLUTELY incorrigible lately...I feel like I just hit puberty again... Is this what I get for ignoring myself for long periods over the holidays with the hospital and everything else? Just a squirmy little piggy in want of a blanket? E-either way I wish she'd be quiet...

I'm quite sad to discover Hookaloof's passing this evening. I never really got to know them, but almost everyone around me has such wonderful things to say about them that I can only imagine their pain if I feel this way from the sidelines. Far too young, rest in peace Hookaloof.

Someone looking over their shoulder at me with a smirk and a glint in their eye as they wiggle their hips and send a slithery fifth limb to get overly acquainted with my hamhocks...

The sex bits of these don't tend to be my thing...but the...slithery...prehensile touch-smotheriness of the tentacles Hajnalski animates makes my brain make a train whistle noise...

This is the genre of way I want to die....

Accurate...

Your best bet is probably just coming at me with a character you think I'll like, or some questions about what we should do? I'unno hit me up, though people are so scared of emails I'll be shocked if the call gets a lot of responses...

*Attempts to be a normal citizen* Imp Brain: What do you think it's like to stand behind the elephants who work out at the Gym above Nick's apartment? I-I do not care... IB: Little mongoose who works at Gym Trunks and keeps getting up close and personal with the gym trunks. SILENCE.

Weh...squirmy piggy... I feel like such a little trash goblin...weird little kink thing snufflin' round the base of horrible trees for strange truffles... Don't mind me, just over here wondering what your tail smells like...

I am...UNREASONABLY squirmy lately... Possibly due to a low amount of thirst with everything going on around Christmas coming back to bite me, but I feel like I haven't had a drink in DAYS And I do NOT have time to be a needy little kink goblin...weh...