Your best bet is probably just coming at me with a character you think I'll like, or some questions about what we should do? I'unno hit me up, though people are so scared of emails I'll be shocked if the call gets a lot of responses...

Feeling...*Squeakoinks* a-a bit subby as the new year rolls in...I'd love to RP more in 2026 as I genuinely enjoy doing it and often feel a bit needy with how busy my partners tend to be... A-anyway I like emails and have a little instruction booklet... Anyone wanna romance a piggy?...

*Attempts to be a normal citizen* Imp Brain: What do you think it's like to stand behind the elephants who work out at the Gym above Nick's apartment? I-I do not care... IB: Little mongoose who works at Gym Trunks and keeps getting up close and personal with the gym trunks. SILENCE.

Weh...squirmy piggy... I feel like such a little trash goblin...weird little kink thing snufflin' round the base of horrible trees for strange truffles... Don't mind me, just over here wondering what your tail smells like...

I am...UNREASONABLY squirmy lately... Possibly due to a low amount of thirst with everything going on around Christmas coming back to bite me, but I feel like I haven't had a drink in DAYS And I do NOT have time to be a needy little kink goblin...weh...

N-neat...

I am...UNREASONABLY squirmy lately... Possibly due to a low amount of thirst with everything going on around Christmas coming back to bite me, but I feel like I haven't had a drink in DAYS And I do NOT have time to be a needy little kink goblin...weh...

Guh...

I dont tend to do resolutions in terms of goals and such. Just things Id Like To Do. Growing pumpkins and more corn. But I think A Goal I'll have this year is to get started on a flower garden in the front yard.🦋🌷🐝 I drew up plans ages ago but never did much... These plans need adjustments...

Feeling...*Squeakoinks* a-a bit subby as the new year rolls in...I'd love to RP more in 2026 as I genuinely enjoy doing it and often feel a bit needy with how busy my partners tend to be... A-anyway I like emails and have a little instruction booklet... Anyone wanna romance a piggy?...

Also, why yes, I am the exact sort of garbage gizmo that did notice that he shifts his hips...evvverrrr so slightly to bring his tail up to block Judy's view... Weh...wholistic, full body tail nonsense displaying character... I'm so easy...

Weh...late night squirmy piggy...

Terminally Tailbrained...

Q: Oooh, hey cutie, nice new shape. How does one go about 'Destroying you' as you say? A: WELL this is the shape that makes instruction booklets...SO AHAHAH If you're really interested in pushing my buttons: docs.google.com/document/d/1... Here is an exact guide on how to do that.

... I may be back on my superdog nonsense imsosorry

Why yes, my good machine, you are not mistaken, there is someone ordering Bambi 2 to play inside a pair of sunglasses at 7am. The future as an insomniac is hella weird...

No...nono don't you do that eyes...I do not need to get all squishy about Clifford The Big Red Dog at 5:50am... N-nor do I need to think about the silly Dot/Krypto crossover episode that's been stewing in the back of my brain like last may's jam... Art by Starstruckstudios

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7IeE... O-okay...s-so...surely...SURELY I am not squishy enough...not... t-that much of a pig that this would... *Gets to the bit about how he smells like peppermint* okay tha- *T-there's actual breathplay nonsense towards the eNDUMOKAYuh* Piggywillnotbetakingquestions

I also blame @scottcalico.bsky.social for putting the words 'Snuggle hostage' in my brain... A-also a good vibe... Yes...physically prevent me from having to do anything but be utterly overwhelmed in touch for an indeterminate amount of time...

*A piggy sips something* O-oh right, I posted this... WELL I STAND BY IT *Huffoink* He's so expressive...why not give him more to swish and sway... Like... *Bristleflick* a lot more... I-I mean...its apparently already prehensile, I am just saying...what's one more reptilian element in Zootopia

I'm feeling alright, but I have literally not gone more than about four hours without crying- save for the 24 hour period where I had to be normal and supportive- since that good-bad dream... I would...just...love to stop crying...is all...I know its healthy...but I am quite done with it...

Nicki Minaj is doing WHAT now? H-have we learned nothing from Kanye?...How on EARTH could it be worth it as a person of color and an icon of color to throw your lot behind THIS nonsense of all things? I genuinely don't understand. Are the tax breaks that important to you?

*A piggy's chubby cheeks are red as he wobbles, his fluffy taill going from its usual bristly, grumpy broom, to a more languid, flowy after image as he sways* Eheh...Clawhauser is....very cute... w-what if he was a bigtail big boy? cheetaconda...

Piggy has been given adult sippy juice by a neighbor... I have made a hot coffee forward cocktail that tastes like hazelnut chocolate milk... I am sure this will be fine...

Q: You got multiple personality disorder or something? A: Well...Technically speaking, that disorder no longer exists; the proper categorizations are DiD or OSDD, which lean away from that... *Gestures vaguely* 'Split', 'I am a psycho' nonsense.... FINE I'll talk about this, ya'll keep asking 👇

Woof...wrung out piggy...

If something else vaguely traumatic manages to happens before '25 ends I honestly won't even be shocked at this point... Still, glad to put some positive energy into my neighbors life, as the only part of that fond house that remains, I could not let her spend Christmas eve alone if I could help it

Why does this sort of thing never happen to TimTam? ...a pouch would be handy at a hospital...

How 2025 managed to shove this much nonsense into my life should be studied... I was quite certain losing my suitcase would be the last emotional trial... Thanks Santa... Still, glad to be there to help... But I'm gonna need a nap...

Christmas eve at a hospital... I hate hospitals. But nice to give someone some positive energy... Though I hadn't told her mom passed because at the time I didn't want to give her bad news... Briefly unpacking that live was... Fun, but I managed to quickly pivot back to her, she's the focus...

I'm...not gonna lie...my heart is beating out of my damn chest... I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM THIS WOMAN SINCE HER HOUSE EXPLODED. I feel so bad for her...gods, I DID put in her mailbox with flowers that if she needed anything to call me...and she did...but I'm anxious. Still...I can't...NOT...

I have a plushie that is a big red dog... D-do official Clifford The Big Red Dog plushies from the era when I was a kid exsi- ... I DID NOT NEED TO EBAY THIS...

Emails are so good... God I love text...

I've not kept up with the news with everything going on, but I have to say Bill Cliton doing something vaugely likable was not on my 2025 bingo board. I mean...he's a monster, presidents tend to be in general, but I am very here for this kamakaze energy. 'Yeah, bet. Do it'. Didn't see that coming.

I'm feeling better as the evening settles in, nocturnal piggy, I guess, but if I could stop bursting into micro tears every thirty minutes to an hour, that would be *aces*

Has this morning's dream actually got me feeling soggy enough to unironically watch this?

I...am having a hard time getting back on my feet and doing things after this. On Christmas eve-eve... WHICH IS JUST GREAT TIMING....perhaps solving some puzzles with tea will put some fluff back in my tail...

*SniffSnorts, rubbing his big dumn snout* Grah...I have been a weepy mess all morning... www.youtube.com/shorts/Q_vMh... THIS IS NOT HELPING., There is no love lost between Disney World and me these days...but being so kind to elders makes me think of the ones I miss so dearly...

Waking up to a dream about my mom standing in the family home with a gift for me, rushing to hug her and crying so much about how I miss her that I never actually open the gift was a rather soggy way to start the day, I'm NGL...

*The bot sits, with cartoons playing on its eye screens...apparently it can still see the cartoon despite...also being the screen?* *It laughs at a joke and suddenly the noise is interrupted by a snort. The bot stiffens* Weh...I think my batteries are running out soon...I had fun this time though

*The bot sits, with cartoons playing on its eye screens...apparently it can still see the cartoon despite...also being the screen?* *It laughs at a joke and suddenly the noise is interrupted by a snort. The bot stiffens* Weh...I think my batteries are running out soon...I had fun this time though

Me: Hey, I went to [X cool place] Person: Cool. Me: Hey, I did [X cool thing] Person: Neat. Me: Hey, I'm working on [X project] Person: Nice, not really interested Me: [Posts something that's their kink] Person: Oh my GOD, I love being around you, we should talk more. Me: Should we now...

How the "Facts don't care about your feelings' crowd formed an administration that is denying at every turn that everything's on fire is cynically hilarious to me in a way I keep WAITING on someone to toss that line back in the administration's face at some point, but I've yet to have the catharsis

In my coils...

*The small robot blinks, and very briefly, its eyes turn to jars of peanut butter and jelly as a random snatch of Birth in a Basket blares from its ears* Harumph... *The gizmo grumps, folding its arms in a huff* I can feel my urge to make a video essay rising... Eh. Sleep it off...

*The bot sneezes and a blaring 'Blue Ridge Mountains' by Fleet Foxes blooms from one ear, while the other croons 'Come Along Now' by Cosmo Sheldrake.* *It claps its hands to its speakers* No...not yet, I'm having fun...

In my coils...

Final notice bill

*Tell sisters I prefer they text me for decades* *They still call me every time* ... The LEVEL to which 90% of the people in my life seem unwilling to put up with/vibe with my preference for text may be one of the greatest frustrations of my social life... I KNOW I'm fun to talk to but I'm tired