I’m meant to be a dumb balloon. I’m supposed to always be off the ground. I’m never intended to deflate. I’m always ready for my owner or anyone led to handle me and treat me accordingly. I’m meant to stay in one piece to serve. I’m a good decorative balloon. I’m a good balloon. I’m a good balloon.

Need to be a brainless balloon. Need it need it need it. Losing every last detail while mercilessly teased. Ahhh I’m just a broken record with all this BUT ITS SO GOOD. ITS ALL SO DESIRABLE AAAAA. I AM MEANT TI BE A BIG DUKB USELESS PERMABALLOON TOYED WITH BY EVERYONEEE

Anyone and everyone is welcome to just dm me and be as ruthless as they’d like, after all. Thats the goal for this balloon~

Endlessly told I’m just a balloon… Just a balloon…. A balloon…. @////@

I need to be continuously trained and couched to be a good balloon…

Need to just be a big bloated useless balloon…toyed with…teased…endlessly taunted….rewrite a balloon’s mind >///>

Orb is the correct shape. Don't lie, you know it to be true. Your arms and legs and even tail are defiant of the only shape that truly matters. It's my duty to save you and blow you up into a balloon. Your tear-filled eyes and whimpers are natural. You need to experience being perfectly spherical.

Pump after pump…whittling down this brain…this former goat can’t reach the pump anymore- Think you can?~

on a rope

Always need to be nudged into being a permanent balloon. Simply just meant for the fate…feel free to dm and nudge a balloon deeper

I love being a permanent balloon, unable to deflate or ever walk again..hrff…everyone else should be a balloon and have someone to own them…more permaballoons!!!

@2chaotic.bsky.social makes a wonderful balloon to pump and squish however you please. Absolutely wonderful comm courtesy of @moffballoon.bsky.social and starring the raccloon himself in a shape befitting of him.

this is just a deer type of situation to get stuck in i think...it just kinda happens (for @calebcorduroy.bsky.social!)

*grrrrrnn* Mmfhh…