How is my birthday in 9 days Where did the year go

Round is a good shape. You should be round. I should be round on opposite day.

FINAL PUSH. EVERY ❤️ = 10 HOURS EVERY 🔁 = 20 HOURS EVERY 💬 = 40 HOURS THIS WILL BE DIVIDED UP AMONG RANDOM PEOPLE AND ME

... im going to regret this... THIS POST WILL ALSO COUNT TO THE BLIMPLOCK. HOWEVER, some of the time from this post will ALSO be added to people of my choosing!!

H-help! I got blown up for @karnagewuff.bsky.social 's airborne august ych! Someone get me down!

For Helium Day today I'd like to offer this YCH slot for free! Featuring me toting you around as the helium-filled balloon you are... blimp! Rules are pretty standard for this kind thing: - Comment (a ref of yourself if possible plz) - Be following me - Share this post Closing at 4pm PST!

Finally, the weekend! Now I can sleep and relax. I really hope nobody sneaks up on my with a helium tank whilenI snooze...

Why do long days at work always, without fail, make me kinda depressed Physical exhaustion and sad seem paired in a wierd way. A N Y W A Y S

I need more friends. And maybe a girlfriend, I'm almost 29 and can't be single forever Anyone here like #airborneaugust stuff, or maybe Warframe and other video games?

Did I pack on a few (dozen) pounds, or am I just slightly inflated? Who knows!

So. Fun fact- I don't like being tied down to one form- thus, not a fan of formlocking myself. But I see everyone else foing it for #airborneaugust and want to do SOMETHING, so... How about an AMA from yours truly?

How tf people finding girlfriends out here What am I supposed to do, say "Hi, I'm 28, single, with a neuroscience degree and a job caring for disabled adults, I like pokémon, date me"?

Man I wanna be inflated really big and round. Someone wanna help with that?

So many folks doing blimplocks for august lol All y'all getting stuuuuuck~

Imagine deflating after days on end of being full. Walking feels wierd. You feel empty. It's all wrong. Before you even realize it, you're reaching fir the hose...

If you can read this You look better round

#Formlock time? Let's see how badly you'll keep this racc a big balloon in #AirborneAugust and add on to the ~2 months left from last year... Every three months additional and I'll give a chance to afflict the racc with a permanent change... Every ❤️ = 2 hours! Every 🔁 = 4 hours! Every 💬 = 6 hours!

So What's everyone's plans for #airborneaugust ? Hopefully I don't get bloated and floated off...

Returning the Blimplock again :3 I’m gonna combine Bluesky and Twitter results because I wanna see how long this adds to the original blimplock which ends in September Every ❤️ = 2 hours! Every 🔁 = 4 hours! Every 💬 = 6 hours!

My friend @anteupace.bsky.social thought i wouldn't fire back, but i did! docs.google.com/document/d/1... Its mid sadly :c

My friend @floatykommo-o.bsky.social taunted me into writing so I did a writing. It is mid docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Man, I let a side kink slip and suddenly all my friends jump on it. I say "concrete inflation" one friggin time and the statue jokes have not stopped for weeks lol

I'm really not a big berry fan but have an old ych I got for juicy july

Current mood: rich/powerful female owns Ace and inflates him into being her plaything

Got hit with a flash of inspiration from this picture and wrote a followup story in like an hour docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Help me settle a debate- Am I cute? Yes or no

As a thanks for helping me reach 1.9k followers on Twitter (and over 400 on here) I will be hosting a raffle on both sites! Follow the rules below to enter, and submit your entry by the deadline (July 7th at 6pm PST)!

AI art should stand for Awesome Inflation art instead of what it currently is. Use real artists!

If you're reading this You would probably look better as an inflated sphere.

Some days I wonder if I should reach out and get more art made. But my self esteem makes me second guess myself. Is the jackal worth drawing?

You wouldn't bully a poor innocent inflatable jackal would you? ...please?

Forgot to post this actually, art from The Furry Railfan. Who's to say you need a sculptor to make a statue? Just a (semi willing) victim, a whole lot of concrete, and some paint... Bonus points, this statue you can tease!

Remember folks- the most important thing about today is that there are plenty of folks to balloon out there!

It's funny. Half the time I want to be cared for an loved and cherished, the other half I want to be teased and ruined. But like, still done out of love/friendship

So if I were to ask the internet at large to give me the most embarrassing names to be called when I'm like this- what ideas you got? So far all I can think of are "Blowup Bitch", "Inflatabitch", and just "Blowup Doll".

My foot is sore from standing wierd in vr If I were round and floating this would not be a problem

Little gift doodle for anteupace.bsky.social for taunting me. ~30 minutes

In another timeline, Ace is more of an Alice. Art by @balloontoes.bsky.social

Remember, if you come across a balloon, it's probably fine to play with it a little. Or a lot.

You ever just get horny for a really obscure inflation?

@anteupace.bsky.social got The Wing from Super Mario Bros Special

Welp. Finally moved over here from the other site. Hi! I'm Ace the Jackal. Nice to meet you!