what in the fuck

I see this sentiment a lot, mostly from older folks, and the reality is that it's plain wrong. A thread -

Nothing like some Craven Kaines chicken to start the day.

If you haven’t seen our first ad of the campaign, here it is:

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

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We've got you 👍

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

“Thing is, the PASSENGERS drove the car off the cliff. Not the sundowning Driver or the cowards that refused to take his license away. Small technicality, I know. (Stupid takes are funny!)”

1. It occurs to me that we might really be going to take action against Venezuela. Trump might be dementia addled, but Miller and Vought have been dangerously effective even with gaffes and slip ups. Here’s what I’m seeing/thinking🧵

Heads up #Chicago people, #ICE is prowling around Cook County’s ER at Stroger

I said what I said.

Gotta say, it is wild watching decent, competent agency employees just disappear like some kind of Regulatory Rapture

This is what Trump is afraid of… we have to get this message out:

Who else is contacting their rep to ask them to file articles of impeachment?

Et tu, Brewski? Then fall, Sleazebag

Same as it ever was.

Too often, we talk about homelessness as if it's natural or inevitable. The truth is that it's a political choice. When then-Gov. Cuomo cut the Advantage program rather than tax his wealthy donors, his decision sent thousands of New York families into shelters.

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

Constant u-turns make a spiral

Trump Administration: We Are Training A Generation of WARFIGHTERS, that's what soldiers are Also Trump Administration: It Is Unacceptable For A Soldier To Be Crass Or Crude

Yeah, also happened to his tax returns, his college transcripts, and his cognitive test results

Due to a clerical error, they were misfiled with the Epstein files

"Media Sellouts Need Other Work"

Starting to think that might be why Meta is so hard at work on creating AI Friends. Maybe for their next rebrand Zuck can call it "The Friendzone" because it ain't happening, chief

when i think of Colbert, i think of an interview he gave to GQ when he first took over The Late Show, and had this to say about losing his father and brothers in a plane crash. www.gq.com/story/stephe...

The 14th Street Busway has been a smashing success: faster commutes, fewer crashes, calmer streets. So why is Eric Adams blocking a similar plan for 34th Street?

Sounds like quite an Xodus

The Pamir Mountains of Tajikistan are among the world's highest mountains.

Looking forward to the inevitable supercut of Pam Bondi, Trump, and Kash Patel making wild claims about the Epstein list over six months only to drop it harder than a baby Eric Trump

New motto: "To the windows, to the Walz"

Dumb and Dahmer

"Johnson admits his efforts were unsatisfying, but asks for compromise where one person gets what they want and everyone else is left to clean up the mess."

Indiana Jones And The Lost Signal Chat

INDIANA JONES AND THE PAPER THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TWO PAPERS OR POSSIBLY A BOOK AND DIDN’T CITE PROFESSOR RILEY A. BIGDEEL ENOUGH

Brilliant. 10/10. No notes.

Can’t wait for NYTPitchbot’s spicy take on the CuomoFOMO the billionaires have

I mean, sure, maybe Trump got played by Netanyahu like a two bit chump, but maybe he just misheard. Netanyahu said “Sure, I order my people to seize & fire”

Based on the tanker traffic, it seems like we sent out 7-8 B-2s with up to 16 bunker busters. That’s enough for five strikes on each facility and one in reserve

Naming a National Office of Emergency Management that rejects any management back to the States after a secretary that can’t secure her own purse seems like a bit of a Missnoemer honestly

The Father I Didn’t Know – And What It Taught Me On this Father’s Day, I want to share something I learned the hard way. It’s a bit rough in the beginning, but it matters. Especially if you’re a dad. 🧵

In Cheung Fu, punching yourself in the face is a victory

Warm take: Dodge missed the plot with the new EVs. The new Charger feels very underbaked, even for Stellantis. The styling tries for Retro, but it's more Cybertruck than Cyberpunk. The proportions just seem awkward in both configurations (sedan/coupe). The powertrain options are not appealing. 1/

Hacks would rather grind an old Biden ax than state facts about Trump's attacks, his tax, or our democracy's widening cracks.

somehow reading this made me even more persuaded that this is more about the resentments and ax grinding of professional commentators than an honest electoral analysis www.thenation.com/article/poli...

They’ve certainly painted a Tsarget on their backs now. Spending too much time with Putin, I guess

Guy's gotta be careful he doesn't catch some affluenza