Opening door 24 on your advent calendar this year

"Mr. Taint, I'd like to snatch your soul the same way I snatched your red-pilled brothers soul! I just didn't realize the soul resided inside the human jaw! I challenge you, Andrew Taint, to a fight in the octagon or ring! One rule, don't run like Jake Paul, or like your receding hairline!" A.J. 🥊🥊

A female what?

If the answer isn't hidden in this photo, then I'm not interested in taking your silly quiz!

Maybe they used magic ink, and it's our fault for not thinking that they would do that as plausible deniability!

Ex-UFC fighter, Anthony Joshua, has a smile on his face exactly one second before his right hand knocks out a cowering Jake Paul, breaking his jaw in the process! Bahahahaha 🤣🤣 The schadenfreude is delicious this morning!

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People are saying that this is tRump (redacted) pictured with someone who clearly appears to be a minor. It's strange to me that the DOJ felt the need to redact the perpetrator, and NOT the minor/victim! Do better, Todd Blanche and Pam Bondi!

You have to be able to read between the lines if you want to garner any relevant information from this administration, but it's right there in black and white.

This is revisionist history of Mr Andreas! We know who's fault it is! Looking at you, San!

This is wild!

The DOJ released a mad libs, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald tRump edition.

Gonna say this with my full chest, and ten toes fucking down, "Ahem, ahem, FUCK THIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY, AND ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS THIS SHIT! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY NOW BLACK HEART, FUCK YOU!" 🖕

Kill Musk Fuck X Marry Ketamine Sorry, what was the question?

I endorse all three of these replies!

What part of “no billionaire earned their wealth” is difficult to understand?

They can just do whatever dude, they could blow him away if they wanted and the inbreds would cheer They're just evil

Liam Neeson could've done an ad where Liam portrays the COVID-19 vaccine on the phone with the C19 virus. They wouldn't even have to write new lines. Just use his famous line from the movie "Taken" & call it a day, but NO! He chose to throw it all away over conspiratorial beliefs he shares with RFK!

A plane makes a crash landing on a highway in Florida, landing squarely on top of a moving vehicle! Could you imagine? The fact that everyone survived is truly unbelievable!

Oh shit, are we hating on Jimmy Fallon? He's the unseasoned chicken of people, he's White Liberal Original Flavour™️, he's like if mud carrying intestinal parasites somehow landed a comedy career, I stg he only exists 'cause Disney's blue fairy farted on a ventriloquist dummy.

I am deceased! 💀💀

Ahhh! 🥹🥹

In the face of fear and oppression, our greatest strength lies in unity. Despite being broken and humiliated, residents of a Chicago apartment building rise together, finding power through their struggle.

"I want to give all the glory to god! We weren't supposed to be in this position, but now the Hoosiers are flippin champs. Let's go!" - Fernando Mendoza

Such a good doc!

Tell 'em, King! SMD! 🖕

"Not all Boomers!" will forever be the funniest reply to me when posting facts about the Boomer generation! It's also not lost on me that they almost certainly reply, "Not all wypip0!" as well, when they see a post where a Black person is describing racism that they've experienced from wypip0.

Can we please have a proper trending tab? This one is awful and always stale.

When was America (USA) so great, for it to be able to "return" to greatness?

*Fog of Murder*

A Major Award

FIFA honors the POTUS with a "Major Award"!

This is a lot of time, people, effort and cameras to jerk off one old man…

All I see when I look at this monstrosity of a "Peace Prize" is Mikhail Gorbachev with his head lowered into the palms of his hands!

It appears that Admiral Bradley is going to stick to Pete's story rather than be honest about what really happened. He should be stripped of his pension, just as Andrew McCabe was right before he was set to retire, but stripping the Admiral would be justified, unlike McCabe!

KKKaroline Leavitt delivers her lies from "The White Washing" podium! LMAO 🤣

Yup, and keep your money out of our politics also.

IDK why everybody is shocked or upset that tRump is pardoning the convicted drug trafficker, Honduran President Hernandez, for the crime of conspiring to bring in 400 tons of schnauz candy! His campaign promise to bring down prices is in full effect. Flood the market so Jr can save $$ per kilo!

HOW DOES NO ONE IN THE ROOM EVER SAY SOMETHING WHEN HE DOES THIS SHIT?

Where are all you "Alpha Men" these mouth breathing MAGAts are always screeching about? All I see are insecure spineless pieces of shit! Imagine being scared of a geriatric 80 year-old man who puts on pounds of orange make-up daily, & who smells like literal shit from his full diaper! Y'all weak AF!

This tRunt literally just said on National Television that "We (this country) are suffering from 'suicidal empathy' and that Rome fell due to porous borders." Rome definitely didn't fall from all of the corruption, economic problems, overexpansion, but from a porous border! BFFR!

this is just gutter racism

The joke is on them! I'd honestly rather die than line some billionaire's pockets with my hard-earned money! I survived stage 4 cancer solely because of the ACA, and I'll be damned before I agree to pay half of my earnings to stay alive in this shithole country where the elite prefer we were dead!

Worse yet, they say, it’s coming even before cuts to Medicaid in President Donald Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill Act take effect and the potential expiration of Obamacare subsidies at year’s end. The charities are warning of exploding medical debt and lower survival rates for diseases like…

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think that people who need to use a RASCAL to get around should have the right to be in Congress! Live out your golden years with your family, and stop ruining other family's lives with your archaic oppressive world views!

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.