Breaking Future News: Putin Offers To Resolve Ukraine War With Chess Game -Putin: 'All pieces for me, only king for Zelenskyy!'

Yokai Of The Day: Hōō--A bird of many bird parts and the five colors of Chinese elements (white, black, red, yellow, and blue), it is a creature of purity and sacredness. If it nests in your neighborhood, you'll be blessed with peace and prosperity. yokai.com/houou/

I Fought Christmas (to I Fought the Law by The Clash) Shuttin' ears to carols - stunned! I fought Christmas, and Christmas won I fought Christmas, and Christmas won I closed eyes to decorations - stunned! I fought Christmas, and Christmas won I fought Christmas, and Christmas won

Innocence does not protect newborns from viruses, much as we wish it would. Vaccinate!

This is a participation award for presidents at best! Such a loser who doesn't even know how to tie a tie!

What we all should do!

The Democratic Party leaders are the laziest people in the world thinking "We'll just copy the Republicans but call ours 'Lite'!"

Smug little bitch suffering from affluenza! My Rule: All TechBros need go back to school and finish their complete degrees especially the liberal arts and fine arts sections to see the purpose of civilization in life and the use of art for personal expression, not just profiteering from others!

Trump has -raided homes, etc. without warrants and kidnapped their inhabitants and sent them to prison and deported abroad without warning or notification even if they are citizens -bombed people in a certain area no matter why they were there He's already showed his willingness to do this.

There should be rights that everyone in the world should have no matter what country. Primarily, the basic rights of: Clean and Healthy Food Clean Water Clean Air Suitable Shelter Suitable Sleeping Quarters Suitable Clothing Right to Reproduce

The trouble with Pete Hegseth isn't Fog Of War but Fog Of Brain!

Intercepted from DOD (W): Warriors, For the Christmas party, I'm bringing my famous Fog Of War Punch. Don't smoke nearby if you get my drift! The Ultimate Warrior Hegseth

I'd be more afraid of the Pope coming at me with a baseball bat than Hakeem Jeffries!

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To do solar geoengineering (darkening sunlight) instead of breaking with fossil fuels is like inventing artificial veins instead of kicking smack!

Sorry, Elon and other TechBros! Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. is the closest of all to fulfill his Science Fiction dreams! After all, he's part way to becoming God Emperor of Dune!

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From a leader of Civil Rights to the Underminer of Civil Rights!

If billionaires truly wanted to help out the lowlies, they would pay their taxes!

Ad: In 2026, The US Becomes ICEland! Coming soon!

Other names for American football: Squash Brain Shaking Tackle Dancing Free Dislocating Body Parkour Back Trampolining Breakobatics Ball fighting Head Polo Thug Fighting Para Lyzing Human-Powered Coffin Racing Breaking Of The Balls Bonehead Breaking sports.yahoo.com/soccer/artic...

The best thing about the Kennedy CDC advisory panel? They love to carpool!

Trump is so empty within his soul that he always needs physical validation that he is worth something. He will try to pour the whole world into that bottomless pit!

Oh!...your AI harem of cute anime soldiers didn't sacrifice their lives to defend your honor against her?

Hillary Clinton called Trump's supporters 'a basket of deplorables' Trump calls all his enemies some insurgent deportables!

Trump's New Census Racial Categories: Are you -White or -Deportable?

Capitalism: Selling our birthplace for a mass of mirage!

Breaking Future News: Putin Still Certain He'll Win Ukraine War Even After Nearly Four Years Of Fighting And 1 Million Russian Casualties

Yokai of the Day: Tenjō kudari--An ugly old woman who lives in the crawlspace between the roof and the ceiling, it loves to hang down and scare people in the middle of the night. yokai.com/tenjoukudari/

Overhaul (to Deck the Halls carol) Overhaul the country wholly La-di-da-la-di, la-di-da-la Trump rings in all our finale La-di-da-la-di, la-di-da-la Now he's brought us to common hell La-di-da-la-di, la-di-da-la He'll make the US shithole La-di-da-la-di, la-di-da-la

Trump Xmas Carols: No, Whiskey Pete (to O Christmas Tree carol) No, Whiskey Pete, No, Whiskey Pete, The cause of all our blanches! No Whiskey Pete, No Whiskey Pete, The cause of all our blanches!

Itsy Bitsy Rider (to Itsy Bitsy Spider) The itsy bitsy rider that you didn't check out. Down came the pain and washed your bank account out. After we won and dried up all bloodstains, and the itsy bitsy rider wiped out you once again.

While Olivia Nuzzi and Vanity Fair part company, she still holds tightly to vanity!

Noem celebrated at a Mexican restaurant I hope she got a special burrito that everyone in the kitchen contributed to!

Trump's Tiny Car Program:

Don't forget that if the US starts to lose in a war in Venezuela, Trump will bring back the draft before he would ever pull the US out. Are you or your children or grandchildren willing to die for Trump's/American Oil Companies' greed ?

Keep proving Halle Berry right, Gavin, that you're a douche!

That's like two Twitters or one Meta losses since 2021!

Gamblers just put a 2 to 1 payout that JD Vance's marriage is on the rocks!

Other Nominees For The 2025 FIFA Peace Prize: Benjamin Netanyahu Vladimir Putin Kim Jong-Un Recep Erdoğan Sorry, guys! Maybe next time! 👍

Quelle Surprise! He's MAGA! Look for his pardon any day now on Truth Social!

Look at him placing that medal on like Napoleon with his crown! historyrise.com/how-napoleon...

All of Lindsey Halligan's briefings will have a sticker on them from now on saying "Please Be Patient! I'm A Student US Attorney!"

Remember that the Chief Justice chooses the cases the Supreme Court hears for the year. John Roberts could have completely ignored this and said it was settled law. Hold HIM responsible for this farce. He's worse than Trump since he's been in power a lot longer and has destroyed more of our lives!

FIFA just gave the Biggest Balls In The Universe award To Elon Musk!

Pete Hegseth wants to be the MrBeast of serial mass murder!

Breaking Future News: Trump Insists On A 10% Share Of Every Bank Account

The Black Death, Smallpox, Polio and COVID never had a spokesman as useful as Robert F. Kennedy for Hepatitis B (now they do, though)! RFK, Jr. + HB = 😙❤️🦠 !

The Kennedy CDC panel is to children as the US military as to Caribbean fishing boats! Kennedy: 'We didn't kill those ones. Release the black plague on them!'

Some institutions have abused global goodwill so much they deserve to be beheaded and thrown into a trench. For example, FIFA Olympics US Presidency US Supreme Court US Congress US Media Social Media AI Companies Cryptocoin Silicon Valley US Stock Market/Wall Street Federal Reserve So many more!