The Cactuar Matt
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A cactuar named Matt He/Him
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2025 Goals Time 1. Establish a budget 2. Pay off 3 credit cards 3. Lose 15 pounds 4. Finish 5+ video games 5. Complete business plan for wife's new project 6. Scratch off two states from wife and I's map 7. Get personal project into an alpha state
over 1 year ago
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The price is going down $1,000 a minute. It'll be mine in just under 10 hours
about 1 hour ago
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Mega ๐ฎ๐
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Matthew Highton
1 day ago
Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004
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Andrew Cogswell looking for PR work
about 21 hours ago
So I was just laid off from Vicariously. If youโve got an opening in PR/marketing and want to hire someone who does good work and has a family to support, Iโm your guy. Any reposts super appreciated.
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soul calibur gospel spreader
about 22 hours ago
I bet this sandwich would taste amazing if I was a Playstation
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C-Bear
about 24 hours ago
This that meat that you get out of the wall in Castlevania.
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If she saved $11000 on her taxes from claiming door dash tips, there's a 100% chance she is committing tax fraud.
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1 day ago
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Manchester United, have you considered playing soccer?
2 days ago
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NY Times Pitchbot
5 days ago
We will build a second Strait of Hormuz, and Mexico is going to pay for it. by Donald J. Trump
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
5 days ago
The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable. The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back. We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.
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J. L. Westover
6 days ago
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7 days ago
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Snow Burrow
7 days ago
America's current life expectancy age is 79, per the CDC
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I have clicked "not interested" on roughly 1 billion Iran war related YouTube videos and every time I reload the home page there's 3 more.
7 days ago
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Hyper Mega Bummer Boy
8 days ago
How it feels doing literally any task right now.
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7 days ago
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Cincinnati is a good choice because we can stock up on alcohol and snacks at Jungle Jim's
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8 days ago
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vic! แแแแท
9 days ago
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caffeine anxiety ego death
9 days ago
I don't think I could make a joke better than this
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Jenna Rose ๐น
10 days ago
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๐๐ฎ๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ง
9 days ago
This is your brain on vibe coding
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Sebastian Bae
10 days ago
Current status.
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TFW your mother in law tries to give candy with wheat in it to her celiac daughter.
10 days ago
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Next one is going to be a moogle, but I have to figure out which one.
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10 days ago
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Final product
10 days ago
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Probably Clearwater, FL
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11 days ago
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TFW you're going to make a potato side dish and the potatoes you bought yesterday are already bad
12 days ago
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Welp, some couple must have pissed my wife off pretty thoroughly because I got a text to remove couples counseling from her website lmao.
13 days ago
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Duck Hunt IRL
13 days ago
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Tom Cox
2 months ago
*Sees unhappy cat with claw stuck in arm of sofa* "Let me help you there, my friend." *Gently and patiently rescues cat from its uncomfortable predicament, with enormous care* Cat (leaving): "I will never forgive you for this, for as long as I live."
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14 days ago
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Big Fat Popehat
14 days ago
Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.
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cp cooke
14 days ago
Well played.
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My boss put a meeting on my calendar to hold him accountable for completing a task.
14 days ago
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Ludwig Kietzmann
16 days ago
The production crew is debating whether to use two small medipacks, or one large medipack
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16 days ago
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Today's agenda
18 days ago
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Yes, my mom traveled in a group called Martini Mavens.
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19 days ago
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LinkedIn needs a button that means "this post is some of the dumbest crap I've ever seen"
19 days ago
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Carrots are part of a healthy diet
20 days ago
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First world problem and all, but I significantly underestimated how annoying not having a kitchen counter or sink would be
24 days ago
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At 3PM it was 84 and at 3AM it's supposed to be 34.
24 days ago
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The middle class is going to be specifically impressed by ICE's presence after waiting 4 hours to get through TSA with their 5 year old.
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24 days ago
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Went to see the Wiz again and got the socks this time because I already have the stuffed lion and they didn't have a new plushie
26 days ago
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Nice to see my favorite tournament team, "Kentucky's Opponent", leading at halftime.
26 days ago
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Would you say that today was Wisconsin's Low Point?
27 days ago
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Huge Siena fan here, as of like 25 minutes ago
27 days ago
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TFW you've spent 3 hours of company time trying, and failing to fix a problem and then you figure out it's costing them 4ยข a month.
27 days ago
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Notorious RBMK
28 days ago
meta being called meta is so incredible. itโd be like if microsoft was called zune or nasa was called challenger
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