Welp it is 5:30 and I was supposed to get paid by my new part time job today and yet. Between this and the bank holding my wife's check, I'm in a very annoyed place. Give us our money.

The refs in this Colts game suck. How do you miss a delay of game call lmao

Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System

top notch mascottin'

There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI

Bold prediction: Bryce Underwood will need more than 16 passing yards in the second half to win this game.

So far this is my favorite snow storm ever

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

I tried a card yesterday that sends you a notification when it's approved or declined and I didn't get a notification at all so Lush was straight click baiting us.

Lush has this really cool deal were they give you 75% off but no matter what every credit card declines no matter how much available credit you have.

Amazon Prime algorithm doing work. Purposely watch National Treasure. Amazon autoplays National Treasure 2 (understandable) Amazon autoplays National Treasure lol. Now we just wait to see if it autoplays National Treasure 2.

Five animals I've seen on my property - Bunny - Chipmunk - Squirrel - Skunk - Mole

Is this good chat?

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to: Metallica Metallica at Lollapalooza Metallica at Woodstock 99 Metallica at Summer Sanitarium 2000 Metallica at Summer Sanitarium 2003

Made it one hour and eight minutes before the first racist comment at Thanksgiving dinner.

I think it's ok to be 99.9999% pro-worker

DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich ME: oh dang that sounds so good DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37

Putting the social into socialist

First time I've played a video game since 11/9.

not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations

@mysticmsa3d.bsky.social what is going on with your club?

So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.

MGT has seen her networth jump from $700k to $25 million since joining Congress in 2021. And she served juuust long enough to get a lifetime tax payer-funded pension. She got the joke. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

I just want a word with all these winter lovers that are like "30° with a 30 mph wind is good actually"

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

This was the price I was waiting for on Lego Horizon

I definitely joined that hour long conference call with Microsoft about Azure retirements where I'm the only employee from my company on it.

TFW you find out a Final Fantasy Distant Worlds concert is coming to your city, but half the music is from FFXIV which you've never played

I don't know what I needed to get through work today, but I know I didn't need "neither the tester or developer know how this ticket works"

meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21

lol sign worked

The bank placed a 7 day hold on my wife's paycheck.

Bodied by my eldest , frankly

The boss's boss "is working with HR to make sure I'm in the January promotion cycle"

I seriously considered paying for a month of ESPN+ to watch the NCAA soccer tournaments, but all 3 squads I root for got eliminated in round 1, so I'll keep that money.

Bad day for Indiana Jones to turn back into Daniel Jones

It's that time of year

The magician better not be Justin Willman or Nate Bartgatze's dad.

In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.

Alissa White-Gluz and Arch Enemy split up and the rest of the year is now ruined.

I wanted to program video games. Then I read a GamePro (IIRC) article about game programmers working 80 hour weeks to get fired after the game ships, so I just started programming anything but games.

Insane. Notre Dame is up 21-0 with 0 yards of offense

Shot + chaser

Monday is our annual "in office" day and I'd rather have a root canal.

JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/

I said these facts for an 8th time. They said they understood. 3 hours later they said they would just test in production instead of going forward with the facts.