I woke up today and the temperature was above 0

BRB

Just stop it

Hell has frozen over

Weather app: You are under an extreme cold warning

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

Tax return #1/5 complete

No wonder Windows catches viruses so easily.

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Can someone start a civil war against Indiana? I will immediately defect to your side www.wishtv.com/news/politic...

The wrong actor from Home Alone 2 died today

New part time job acquired

On pins and needles to watch Congress' mental gymnastics in excusing this

WTF is this

I wonder how much longer I'll get this for free, which is the most I'm willing to pay for it.

Leave it to the Democrats to force rules to be drawn up that are already the law

BREAKING: Protesters are reportedly calling the ICE hotline all day and playing audio from the Nuremberg trials for whoever picks up...

Interesting capitalism tidbit in that the local Starbucks were all closed this morning, but the Dick's Sporting Goods clearance store was not.

Carmel Indiana, aka the public high school made famous on TikTok by having a movie theater, planetarium, and 4 Olympic swimming pools, has staged a walkout protesting ICE. The kids are alright.

Oh good, it's going to be colder tomorrow

STOP SNOWING

For Alex. For Renee. For Amir Locke, and Breonna Taylor, and Sandra Bland, and George Floyd, and Thurman Blevins, and Philando Castile. For the children. Every life ended by an angry, inhuman, spiteful white supremacist State. This tryanny will end. The Spring will come. I love you all.

I think our dog just likes danger

Welp, the snow is taller than my dog so I guess we'll start shoveling at 7AM

My son, 5 minutes before the snow starts: Do you guys have an extra snow shovel?

Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs Turn it off, now.

to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app select the icon in the top left corner go to settings go to content and media make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off

It's a trap

Just saying. 👀

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Meteorologists are predicting between 2 and 12 inches of snow this weekend. So it's either going to be no big deal or very disruptive.

Now that the White House is using AI to edit photos of their political opponents to create fascist propaganda I’m wondering if anyone could have seen this use of AI coming. Okay I’m hearing lots of people did and they were forced to watch corporations smother the masses with the technology anyways

Everyone wish my wife luck on her interview or I'll shoot you with 10000 needles

Got that the hard way lol Wordle 1,678 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This is what happens when you let a university most known for their business school win at football.

right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out

Incapable of understanding how "abolish ICE" was silly but arresting 5 year olds is public policy

I am introducing the Melt ICE Act to end funding for immigrant detention and monitoring. We have seen the danger in infusing resources into DHS’s abuses of power. Funding for ICE is fuel for human suffering. It’s time to start melting ICE.

We may be entering the "Find out" phase of the current proceedings

Microsoft Azure: You have an openssl vulnerability and you need to patch it now! Me: Dear Powershell, what applications are using openssl? Powershell: There are two applications, both of which are Microsoft Azure related applications. Me:

Who has 2 thumbs and secured a promotion?

“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)

That is probably the least self-aware quote I've ever seen

Mamdani >

Any word from SCOTUS on whether the 4th Amendment exists or does it only apply to white collar criminals now?

LMFAO Manchester City