5 days off work and invading Texas to go see Wicked with the wife.

This is real btw

If I'm walking these wild Chihuahuas you can follow ten feet behind me, it's a free country. But, if they see you and start barking and growling at you, that's on you for being a dumbass.

lmao

Walking my dogs while wearing a Final Fantasy shirt and I passed a dog walker wearing a Mass Effect shirt. RPGs out in full force today.

This is absolutely nuts: hackers are hijacking high-profile Instagram accounts by simply asking Meta's AI chatbot to change the email on the account. Meta's AI does it, hacker gets password reset code, they're in. A staggering security issue www.404media.co/hackers-simp...

Mission accomplished

Roomba: I am stuck Also Roomba

Roomba: I'm stuck Me: Moves it Roomba: Immediately returns to the same location.

Should my next game be Astro Bot or Ghost of Tsushima? First vote wins

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Credits on Yakuza Like a Dragon. Incredible.

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

Airlines will be delighted to move their hubs to South Bend and Waco.

This is why they want everyone to return to the office

Removing these 10 foods from my grocery list

I'm definitely applying for this job lol

LOL. LMAO. www.theregister.com/security/202...

I pass by a house 5+ times a day walking my dogs. Recently there's been a dog fenced in their backyard and they're leashed to the backdoor with maybe a 3 foot radius freedom of movement. For hours at a time. I'm very close to taking this dog.

It should be noted that when I met my wife I was on a "University mandated break" with a 1.54 GPA, making $6.25 an hour managing a video store. With her inspiration and guidance I went back, raised my GPA to 3.3, and am in year 22 of my software development career. Literal best thing in my life.

A friend, call her S, invited me to go to the state fair. There, I met S's friend and her friend's 3 year old son. In 2 weeks I'm taking that friend to see Wicked for our 24th wedding anniversary.

Not once it hears what I think of it.

I bet the Manchester City redditor that posted the Arsenal bottle picture is in their feelings today lmao.

lol. lmao. techcrunch.com/2026/05/15/o...

Every night I split one can of dog food in half, and every night my dogs switch bowls midway through to try something else

Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh

I can't believe that the guy who invented a website to rate the hotness of college students would also invent pervert glasses.

"If she has her own house, what will she need me for?" I don't know, dude, maybe be cool and fun to be around and be happy for her success instead being whiny little sad-ass troll about it? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Also, I'm officially declaring Chicago drivers as the worst on the planet. Just thoroughly devoid of any intellect, consideration of others, or self-worth.

Productive Day

So, there's a Gemini button immediately above the Start Chat button on their phone and that's the dumbest UX decision in history.

New BVB == Good

My in-laws have had smart phones for about a week now. Today, my wife had to show the how to answer the phone. 10 minutes ago, my mother in law activated Gemini and, well, let's just say I will shoot 10000 needles into anyone that supported AI being any sort of opt-out

I bet all 115 got it from the buffet.

Incorrect

It's not at all disturbing that the cruise line where 28 people were busted for child porn was the Disney Cruise line, ie, the one where people are most likely to leave their kids with staff.

Welfare check on @letseatnachos.bsky.social Aaron Rodgers is expected to visit the Steelers this weekend and is likely to play for them this season - Ian Rapoport espn.com/app

Victory is mine

I got a Roomba for the first time and this thing is testing the hell out of my patience

47° out and it's been raining for like 16 hours straight. Ready to move to Arizona lol.

Challenge accepted

With school ending and the world cup coming up, I am funemployed for 8 weeks starting at the end of May. What does that mean? It means I'm looking for freelance work! Soccer, video games, anime/tv, you name it and I can write about it! Email is in the bio for leads, or DMs are open Please share!

“It’s frankly terrible what Snoopy has been doing to Americans like Linus in terms of his blanket, and the United States will not hesitate to pursue a powerful response if Snoopy continues down this dangerous path,” Trump said during his speech to the families of fallen U.S. military service members

Absolutely, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT

Went to test drive a few different models of SUV over the weekend and ended up buying one lol. Taking the Wagoneer back a week early paid the first car payment and then some. Removing my 2011 Sonata that's worth like $4k and adding this saved me 10% on my insurance too somehow.