It's bullshit that Fast & Furious has 10 movies while F/X only has two.

Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me & Grogu

Trump voters put him back in office for one reason: to turn off the giant switch labelled WOKE in the basement of the White House. They're wondering why hasn't he done it yet. Can he not find it? Too much clutter?

The Gavan blu-ray has a great bonus feature where he talks about his time as a suit actor in Kamen Rider. RIP

Martin Short when Charles Grodin asks him to look at him like a human boy

If this was what the movie looked like, I'd understand people's nostalgia for it

Based on the things he supposed to have survived, Rasputin the Mad Monk would have made a hell of a Hollywood stuntman.

That's the point we're at. You guys had one chance to stop it and you went to brunch and plugged your fingers in your ears and said "the economy is good actually." Yeah, good for who?

If people love Newsom's anti-Trump posts so much, maybe they should vote for the intern that wrote them

So it will be a fusion of the Comedy Central and Sci-Fi eras. I was already excited when I thought it was just going to be the latter, but this has me even more jazzed

America is proud to announce that it's opening the first McDonald's on the moon

Remember when Kid Rock rhymed "things" with "things" and then, just a few lines later, "bottle" with "tomorrow"? Just awful.

I saw MST3K: The Movie first, but the Sci-Fi Channel episodes were my intro to the series proper, so I'm really excited about the recent news.

It’s pretty wild to love America as a sort of amorphous almost religious concept but simultaneously hate the people of America so deeply

Watching Kamen Rider V3. I love all eras of the genre, but there's something magically surreal about 70s toku. Using obvious toys for flying scenes. Minions wearing labcoats over their spandex suits. Rubber monsters being driven around in sedans.

My favorite Dilbert character is the talking office building that chimes in every now and then.

Now he's giving JOI to the angels

"Ding Dong, Ding Dong" Did that choir of children from Wonderful Christmastime really need a full year to practice that?

You kinda have to be stupid to be evil. You think that hurting other people somehow helps you?! What are you stupid?! What do you need to hoard billions of dollars for, you idiot?!

When I was a kid, it was announced that Jim Carrey would star in a Six Million Dollar Man reboot and it became my most anticipated movie. Of course, it never happened. Apparently Todd Phillips was supposed to direct. Even as a more cynical adult, I'd still trade both Jokers for it.

It's funny that the Secretary of Health and Human Services is an antivaxxer. It's like if the head of the FAA was terrified of those huge white birds in the sky

Got my covid shot yesterday. I know that The Man says it causes autism, but I'm a rebel. A risk taker. A badass.

I always viewed the Chuck Berry in BTTF joke as "isn't it funny that Berry's cousin just happens to be there and unknowingly recommends his own song to him" It's similar to if Marty plagiarized the song.

Just learned that September was the 50th anniversary of The Ghost Busters. The one with the gorilla. No one told me. For shame.

Apparently they're making an "adult animated series" base on GI Joe and Transformers. Makes sense when you remember the grittiness of it's source material: toys for children.

Just found about The Gorilla Gang aka The Gorilla From Soho. Between this, Creature With The Blue Hand, and The Zombie Walks, I think I'm becoming a fan of Edgar Wallace movies. m.youtube.com/watch?v=FDv4...

Call me naive, but I don't know how anyone can hear "42% of people don't know that potato chips are made from potatoes" and have some doubts. Like, either the survey question was poorly worded or 42% of people were fucking with the Lay's survey guy.

If you want to watch something really bad this October, Daffy Duck and Porky Pig Meet the Groovie Goolies in on YouTube. It's the worst thing that the Looney Tunes ever starred in. See how long you can last. m.youtube.com/watch?v=8VpC...

Sadly, the Academy won't care unless Norwood enters the Speed Force

Hilarious response to Israel denying killing Charlie Kirk. Hit translate, it's worth it.

Mirror Universe 2 Unlimited:

Overheard an ad saying "the young generation didn't grow up with 9/11" Yeah, the IP has been dormant for a while. It needs a Riverdale-style reboot. Teenage Osama Bin Laden and George W Bush in a love triangle. Each Twin Tower is a twink with abs.

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

Reading the five star reviews of Master of Disguise on Letterboxd and learning a lot about humanity.

Doing research for a project and came upon this line that resonated very strongly with me: “Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.” ― Maya Angelou Sometimes you see something only exactly when you need to.

I want an actual future not just a prolongation of the present.

Frank Conniff blocked me. Sorta relieved since I followed him out of a love MST3K but hated the blue MAGA shit.

"don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" buddy you don't have any good! You're not even at "passable," you're saying "don't let the perfect be the enemy of the noxious and rancid"

The Gina Carano news reminds of that part in Flex Mentallo where his writer is convinced the Nazis are going to win, so he makes the next issue pro-Nazi, but it's released right after the Nazis lose.

So, did he jump?

Yeah, jingling keys are totally for kids 🙄

We were real close to getting a Naked Gun reboot with Ed Helms as the lead. Really dodged a bullet there.

The new Naked Gun probably won't be as good as the original (it's a high bar) but it definitely will be better than the third one. Recently rewatched the trilogy (+ Police Squad and Wrongfully Accused), and that was easily the least funny.

They should sell poster of Silver Age comic book covers. I want this on my wall:

Excerpts from a recent spam email. I was too triggered to follow the link.

This is great but why the fuck weren't they talking like this during the election?!

Jon Chu, listen up

"What is this, some kind of Boo-icide Squad?" -The Cryptkeeper (if he was in Suicide Squad)

You make me Feel like I'm livin' a

58 minutes to drink coffee? That's either some bigass cup or some tinyass sips