I am OBSESSED with my own scent. Simply Devine

What y’all been doing

Hey skeeters

Y’all wanna see some millennial pics?? 2008-2011

….you’re right

Nigga you can hate but ya bitch steady watchin

I shouldn’t be on the verge of tears thinking about eating

Drag name: Ambuh Lance

Touch

Remembering Aretha Franklin on her birthday (March 25, 1942 – August 16, 2018) 💙🕊 *Chills* #Gospel 🙏🏾🙌🏾

If you need all this…

Swam for exercise yesterday!! I’m not a strong swimmer and my calves hurt like hell but I’m proud of myself

Her: “You gone love it here…” Me when I get there:

Rose time

Wait…. Is this Rick Ross as Bob Ross painting Ross from Friends IN A ROSS STORE?!?!

The 3D Doritos….oh and Sprite Remix

My sweet Viv…

We?!? *glares in

I’m too tired to eat. I barely want to get on the game too

I’m tired, I’m feeling the need to have some heated fellowship, I’m burned out, and I didn’t eat today. What am I? Fuckin’ nuts, man.

The way I used to sit and watch this nigga create on YouTube 15+ years ago 😭

Happy 3:16 Day!

“If you ask the lion to protect you from the bear, you’ll just end up in one belly instead of another.”

Are they flirting with you or are they just southern and being polite

I can finally upload 3 minute long videos

issa rae was spitting when she said she wanted to fast forward to the part of life where everything is okay…bc that’s so real

Oh. I meant like Harriet Tubman bby

Reskeet y’all go to GIF

The interracial daters are the ones who really can’t let Twitter go bc we real Black over here.

The Army erased her. History will not.

It’s a me, Mar10

a photo you’d use as an album cover

Just FYI, Tom argued for universal welfare, abolition, public education, state-sponsored pre/post-natal care, family subsidies, & retirement for workers at 50 w/state pensions that would double at 60. He also considered the American revolution a failure, co-opted by self-serving, landowning elites.

Honestly, removal of the brows makes it easier for drag queens to do their makeup. Takes out the step of gluing them down. Also you need your lashes. FOH

Apple Watch… you are in the Black Church…

To feel spring at the tail end of winter’s bitter cloak…a small taste of warmth, renewal, and rebirth ever so slightly reminding us of what’s to come. Ah. Spring Equinox is my favorite time of the year. It’s my New Year actually.

From the AccuWeather FB page. Hummingbird arrival dates! 🌷❤️

OH my god the time change wtf

Alright time to settle in for Severance

A REM cycle

Lmfao I can tell he’s on the title page. The spine isn’t even cracked lol tf is wrong with this dork

Speaking of “BLOOM”…..

Seth is doing the best he can. I need Ms. Huang to back off! #Severance