Derby Birbs!!! A thread…

Have you guys seen the Whole Foods Goose (WFG)?? 🎶…a single mom who works two jobs

Tfw u get your butt professionally cleaned

Quit ur job, go outside

Lot of infighting about these bike lanes. I’ll just say that when Louisville shuts down the street for a bit (whether it be goats, chili, or schnitz walk) ppl come out in DROVES & manage to park just fine. What if…we had that all the time?? Shared, safe public spaces? Sounds fucking cool to me.

Big Ted vibes today 🌼

If you’re feeling #bad have u tried eating a sandwich and listening to Harry Styles??

Well, that was fun. Goodnight!!

If you saw me up at the club last night crying to Ratboys NO YOU DIDNT

I think , unfortunately, if you cannot run at a clip, your layover must be at least 2 hours long 🥵

Time to toot my own horn; I’ve never had a delivery app and I never will! Make it yourself or go out, not this really shitty third thing. www.salon.com/2026/03/03/y...

I’ll tell ya what’s rude, this song coming on shuffle when you’re driving home at night with the windows down…jesus

Extremely cursed sweatshirt at the goodwill

All the Brontë nerds are big mad about Wuthering Heights but I’m here to tell you it is perfectly horny. Go see it!

10/10 no notes. Te amo Benito.

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!

At least this new snow will cover up the old dirty snow

Happy gotcha day, Big Ted! We’re so glad you’re a part of our family 😭♥️🥹

Big Ted for the timeline cleanse

It’s been a real trip to watch this week unfold during the worst flu I’ve ever had. I’ll be relieved when I can be good and angry and not bedridden.

a new third thing

This is Russ. He lives in our yard and houses all the bird feed me and @kennybloggins.bsky.social put in the feeder. We love him!

I would wish the flu but on a very short list of people

These airline attendants are fake typing. It’s full beep boop beep.

love when people make friends with their seatmate on a plane. Don’t talk to ME, but its nice that that happens

Hey Louisville folks, plz go eat at this food truck. Lovely folks. Maybe the best burrito I’ve had in Louisville probably ever?? 😮‍💨 On Barrett at the BP station

Hey Louisville folks, plz go eat at this food truck. Lovely folks. Maybe the best burrito I’ve had in Louisville probably ever?? 😮‍💨 On Barrett at the BP station

Noooo no no, go back, brother, it’s too soon!!!

Timeline cleanse for your ass (Big Ted says everyday can be Friday when you have just two brain cells that clank together every so often)

cool things from ‘25: - MP and I adopted Big Ted 🥹 - took an actual do-nothing vacation on Isla Holbox - hosted a big ass fancy dinner party in our tiny ass house - said goodbye to said house with a raucous Memorial Day bbq - deadlifted 280 - road tripped through Italy - started drawing again

who up and redownloading strava 👀

Let’s go!!!!!

I am being so chill and gracious amidst complete dysfunction and untreated mental illness. Someone give me a prize!!! (The prize is I get to leave tmrw)

screaming, crying, throwing up

Smh, they got Santa working the corner outside Paristown Point

Cooked

Who me? Help myself to the litter box? Never!

I heard there was a reggae song By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza It goes like this, the kick, the snare And synthesizers everywhere The dancehall king composing Gasolina Gasoliina Gasoliiina Gasoliiina Dame más gasoliiiiina

I love snow and so does my son

Almost home

😍

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Charlotte Runs Again (a thread)

This will fix us!!

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

I gotta stop going to Feeders Supply 😭

Love listening to Tim Robbins on Fresh Air speaking about theater “do you want candy…or do you want a feast?”

It is very bad here. But there is Ted!

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

If you, too, are a gink-ho for ginkgo, the time is now