Come on, friends, bring us your porn.

My story! In which I unleash an enormous amount of my frustration about censorship, purity culture, and think-of-the-children-style sanitizing of media. And also I think it wound up being pretty funny.

New issue! I’d been planning a Big Meaningful Story, but it wasn’t working, so I scrapped it and banged out in under a week the nonsense you find first in the lineup here.

Too many times in my life I have wound up in situations that can only be described as “aggressively heterosexual”. In other news, my brother’s getting married in half an hour.

New issue! I’d been planning a Big Meaningful Story, but it wasn’t working, so I scrapped it and banged out in under a week the nonsense you find first in the lineup here.

I might not have gotten my locker room smut ready in time, but there’s so much good stuff in this issue, go have a taste ✨

THE CLOCKS They're changing. It's time to do the clock thing. That means it's time to check your smoke alarms.

This post escaped containment and lost some context. I was just speaking of the fundraiser that I was running for Bikini Kill, not Bandcamp as an entirety. All of our sales today will be donated and we have this exclusively for it: bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...

Hey, friends, this is my story, which is about a fake marriage and BARELY about hockey. You might like it!

Come make some weird horny porn for the love of the game.

Hey, friends, this is my story, which is about a fake marriage and BARELY about hockey. You might like it!

It's time for everyone's favorite pastime: queer smut! Come enjoy every play of our February issue, Balls to the Wall -- all of it sexy, sporty, and absolutely free! Get it at www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/issue...

If 'anxious nb necromancer raises undead garden while coming to terms with grief in semi-idle balcony gardening sim' isn't your thing, that's TOTALLY fine - your +wishlist will help it find its people!

I'm using my daily allowance of being gently annoying to remind you to please add this game we made to your wishlist on Steam!

It's my birthday! I'm old! Celebrate by reposting the announcement for the new SSBB issue! (And then you could go read my story? It's the Newlywed Game.)

Don't panic while AO3 is down! Shousetsu Bang*Bang is here to keep you company during this trying time. Check out our entire back catalogue (www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/back-...) or try one of our many content tags (www.s2b2search.com/tag.html) for plenty of original queer romantic smut!

Okay, if you know someone who showed up for the government-funded hockey yaoi, show them this!

Hi, friends! This is the last issue of the year, so go read, enjoy, and spread the word!

Nine hours left to support Rowan’s Gender Affirming Wardrobe! Help us outfit our beautiful students!

Yesssssssss: podfic of "W2 Tells You What You Should See: Guardian 镇魂" by @ladysisyphus.bsky.social / welcometothejianghu archiveofourown.org/works/75213401

Oh, I didn't realize I have my very own special link that I'm supposed to share, instead of just the main big one. So if you haven't clicked through yet to check out the campaign for the Gender Affirming Wardrobe project, click through at giving.rowan.edu/project/4852... !

Friends! This week, Rowan's Gender Affirming Wardrobe project is running a fundraising campaign at giving.rowan.edu/project/48526. If you can, maybe toss in a couple bucks to help this project organize donations and buy things that don't/shouldn't get donated (like binders and makeup).

Can't build a brand with you talking in the background.

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!

Portland Frog Exodus 8 stickers are here! willburrows.art/shop

Fellow elder millennials, this is the "Auto-Tune the News" dude, how's that for a blast from the past

I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're the ebook version of our latest issue available to download for free at books2read.com/u/49gX9X and s2b2.itch.io/bang-bang-no...

Calling all writers and artists who make original queer smut! Come join us for our theme-free December big bang, where we welcome stories, artworks, and comics with explicit sex scenes, happy endings, and no word limit! Find out more and come sign up at www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/prosp...

→ RIGHTEOUS FROG PRINT NOW IN THE SHOP ← 11x14 inches: $24 16x20 inches: $26.50 All shop orders over $40 get free shipping! www.emilyk.art/product/tzef...

And this is an old story of mine. You might like it. It’s about monsters.

If I had no soul I would make a bajillion dollars on Etsy selling twenty-page PDFs that provide white people instructions on how to commune with their native spirit anthropomorphic plant dreamcatcher boyfriend or some shit.

And this one’s mine. Is it straight? gay? het? t4t? Man, I have no idea.

It’a not Halloween until the October issue drops - and it’s here! Some real sexy scary stuff in here, as well as some sweeter stories for softer touches. Please do us a Halloween favor and reskeet us!

Friends, my ass is DRAGGING

Ooookay here we go. Bad Bunny 101 condensed into six weeks of music, reading material, and perreo

I wonder if it’s some moral failing on my part, something wanting in my very soul, that makes me pathologically incapable of working a tampon applicator correctly.

I am convinced that it is impossible for two pieces of clothing to be the same color red. In your closet at night they get together and decide which one of them is going to slide slightly more orange tomorrow.

want something to read tomorrow while ao3 is down? Might I point you to TWO DECADES of @s2b2.bsky.social? www.shousetsubangbang.com while it started as M/M exclusive, it's since branched out to all kinds of queer erotic content.

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

Today is exactly one month from the text deadline and six weeks from the author deadline for our October issue. Come sign up to write and/or draw something for what promises to be a sometimes chilling, always thrilling collection of explicit queer fun!

Come on, horror-loving friends. Get your butts over here and sign up.

Come on, horror-loving friends. Get your butts over here and sign up.

Hey Firefox users.

Firefox users! Right click on any page, mouse over "Ask an AI Chatbot", and click "Remove AI Chatbot" to nuke the feature into orbit! I'm assuming they see statistics about how many people have done this.

New issue! Full of good stuff! Please do us a solid and share the announcement post!

This is my contribution for this round! The customer service call at the beginning isn’t the best part of the story, but it was the most fun for me to write.

Extra! Extra! Get your original LGBTQ+ erotica here! I've been reading S2B2 for years, I have friends who've written for it, and yet I still keep meeting allosexual queer/trans folks who haven't heard of it. Not every story is my cup of tea, sure, but in general the writing is amazing. <3

There's a new @s2b2.bsky.social issue up today, dear readers! Come on down to our vaguely-tech-themed extravaganza of all-smutty, all-original, all-queer works, and since this is a NSFW zine, remember to browse responsibly (through a VPN, if necessary)! www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/issue...