If I had no soul I would make a bajillion dollars on Etsy selling twenty-page PDFs that provide white people instructions on how to commune with their native spirit anthropomorphic plant dreamcatcher boyfriend or some shit.

And this one’s mine. Is it straight? gay? het? t4t? Man, I have no idea.

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

It’a not Halloween until the October issue drops - and it’s here! Some real sexy scary stuff in here, as well as some sweeter stories for softer touches. Please do us a Halloween favor and reskeet us!

Friends, my ass is DRAGGING

Ooookay here we go. Bad Bunny 101 condensed into six weeks of music, reading material, and perreo

I wonder if it’s some moral failing on my part, something wanting in my very soul, that makes me pathologically incapable of working a tampon applicator correctly.

I am convinced that it is impossible for two pieces of clothing to be the same color red. In your closet at night they get together and decide which one of them is going to slide slightly more orange tomorrow.

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

want something to read tomorrow while ao3 is down? Might I point you to TWO DECADES of @s2b2.bsky.social? www.shousetsubangbang.com while it started as M/M exclusive, it's since branched out to all kinds of queer erotic content.

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

Today is exactly one month from the text deadline and six weeks from the author deadline for our October issue. Come sign up to write and/or draw something for what promises to be a sometimes chilling, always thrilling collection of explicit queer fun!

Come on, horror-loving friends. Get your butts over here and sign up.

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Hey Firefox users.

Firefox users! Right click on any page, mouse over "Ask an AI Chatbot", and click "Remove AI Chatbot" to nuke the feature into orbit! I'm assuming they see statistics about how many people have done this.

New issue! Full of good stuff! Please do us a solid and share the announcement post!

This is my contribution for this round! The customer service call at the beginning isn’t the best part of the story, but it was the most fun for me to write.

Extra! Extra! Get your original LGBTQ+ erotica here! I've been reading S2B2 for years, I have friends who've written for it, and yet I still keep meeting allosexual queer/trans folks who haven't heard of it. Not every story is my cup of tea, sure, but in general the writing is amazing. <3

There's a new @s2b2.bsky.social issue up today, dear readers! Come on down to our vaguely-tech-themed extravaganza of all-smutty, all-original, all-queer works, and since this is a NSFW zine, remember to browse responsibly (through a VPN, if necessary)! www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/issue...

It’s new SSBB issue time again! Please help us spread the word and keep this long-running queer project going!

as far as explaining gender to kids, "some people switch from boy to girl or boy to girl or whatever" is like a hundred times easier than explaining that we saw their teacher at the grocery store because she does not live at the school

I asked ChatGPT and it said that I was a credulous rube who would believe anything if the message was delivered with a sufficient degree of fawning subservience

Hey, friends! The world is weird and terrible, but there’s still gay art. Please help us make it.

Preorders are open on James T-boyrius Kirk T-shirts and tank tops! I also have stickers available now. willburrows.art/shop

I really want to meet the sapphics4satan behind my all-time favorite meme, which I wish was clearable for my book lol ⚛️ 🏳️‍🌈

i just saw murder by death, who i discovered in the mid 2000s due to a shousetsu bang*bang story and like i'd seen them before but this is their farewell tour (they're not disbanding just not touring much after this) and i am just having a feeling about like fandom and narrative and time and music

Good thread, but special credit to the phrase "proliferate the transsexuality in all human hearts"

Normally I’d let this sort of thing just die out but an alarming amount of you have asked where you can buy this and my wife had to have an emergency surgery the day before I made this, so here is my chance to live the American Dream (selling print-on-demand shirts to pay down medical debt)

Today is Nonbinary People’s Day, a day to celebrate and raise awareness of the issues facing nonbinary people. 💛🤍 💜🖤 Nonbinary People’s Day is observed every year on July 14 and was first celebrated in 2012.

I have made the pickles

@inastraightline.bsky.social Both of us thinking of you at the final Philly Murder By Death show Saturday night, sending love.

Listen up 00101s, a 01010 is speaking: Get plugged in to the sexiest queer love stories you've got and come sign up to be a part of our technology-themed August issue, Binary! www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/prosp...

I wrote.

Need something to keep you company while AO3 is down? Try SSBB! Click www.s2b2search.com/random to get you started with a random, free, smutty, romantic queer love story!

These kids blow me away multiple times a day like it is such a BLESSING to have queer autistic trans kids idk why everyone else seems so gungho to torture and kill theirs!

Took me a bit to process how big a deal this report actually is--its thus far the only review to look at the entire body of currently available research. It took two years to conduct, stands at 1,000 pages, and completely contradicts the Cass Review and the common arguments for bans on this care.

#bbtlikemusic Listened to a lot of good music on my road trip this past week: here's a selection. Shuffle recommended. tidal.com/playlist/b73... www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rdr...

Paging Dr. Feelgood! We need your expert help for our June issue, Bedside Manner. Sign up to write and/or draw some medical-themed original queer smut at www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/prosp... .

🌸 Happy birthday, Alex and Imogen Motherlover! 🌸 I'm so excited - not for the end of seven years of work, but the beginning of a new chapter of it being out in the world in physical form. And I'm so grateful, both for the chance to make it and for the support of everyone along the way.

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discipline AND punish???? in this economy?????

Hello, friends! Even if you can’t participate in this upcoming issue, can you please share the signup announcement?

you know what to do

It is creepy as FUCK to have asshole street preachers address you by your full name as you walk by.

One of my stories! Still like this one, especially the last paragraph.

This was such a fun time!

Prepare to get all twisted up with our special April issue, Quantum Entanglement! Sign up to write and/or draw at www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/prosp....

I have a new soup recipe up today in the soup patreon! It's the extremely comforting ginger corn and rice soup with soy milk! $5 gets you this and a back catalog of six years of monthly soup recipes www.patreon.com/posts/march-...