You know back at the beginning of February I asserted (in a fic) that it would be cool to hear a tremolo effect in a BTS song, and I realized this morning: they put it in One More Night The universe heard me 😂

One of the people in my office just had me on the phone to run a credit card and she referred to me as "my friend in the computer." Bro, we are not Tumblr moots, we are coworkers.

in case you were wondering, it's yoongi killing a guy with chopsticks hours in this house right now

I am 40,000+ words into four different fics. Each. I wanna write something short and sweet that isn't going to turn into a monster. I have never had this problem in any other fandom.

"You have to agree on what to play together, otherwise it will be Cupcake 's turn to use the TV and neither of you will like that!" Perhaps unsurprisingly right after I said that they were able to pick a game to play with minimal fuss.

Do you ever think that when you wake up annoyed with someone and you don't know why it's actually because they were in a time loop and did a bunch of shit to piss you off but only they really remember it and you're left with just echoes?

Watching Psych to bleach it off my head the memory of my stepmother leaning over the table to say to me, "your father is a real daddy." (She meant he is Dad-shaped for many people, but the wording was extremely unfortunate.)

Me: mom, you know what Ryan Atwood likes about rich kids? Mom: NOTHING. (Just a regular night at our house!) Cc @thewrongkindofpc.bsky.social

I forgot to take a picture of my "I Voted!" sticker, but I did vote. It was very satisfying. My last vote as a citizen of NYC! (Soon we are moving to Long Island, where teh candidates flat out suck most of the time. No nuance.)

My mom and I are watching Criminal Minds and we agree that serial killing like this* looks like a really time consuming hobby that you have to put a ton of effort into with very little reward. I will stick with knitting. * for fun instead of profit

Unsubbing from every AO3 account posting HP fic. It's 2026! It's pride month!! What is wrong with these people?! (rhetorical but if you wanna take a guess, replies are open.)

My baby sibling asked me this morning to write minimoni for them, in which Joon buys Jiminie dangling earrings. And I was like, I dunnooooooo... But I guess I have to now.

Oh actually the BTS Oreos are the best flavor I've ever had (I'm generally not an Oreo fan but I'm a huge brown sugar/hotteok flavor fan.)

Baked something without measuring any of the ingredients and it came out perfectly fine.

Where did the "Enjoy BTS More" patreon go?? :( :( :(

The other day my sister said that she knows "for a fact" a mostly untrue thing about me because I said something mostly unrelated almost 30 years ago that I don't even remember. It's so funny what we compile into "knowing" people.

The numbers flashing on the screen during this Busan concert is giving me real Three Body Problem vibes. Also: DIMPLE!

I took a half day that for errands that only took like half an hour. Now: spending my vacation time complaining about fic writing to my bestie

Insert hurt feelings from taking my fan work too seriously here I guess

What's that meme, "the gen x urge"? The Gen X urge to sit in the car until the good song on the radio is over. (You will never guess what I'm doing right now even though I literally have this song as an mp3 on the phone on my hand.)

Watched the 12 yr old, who is sitting across from me, literally sigh and roll his eyes and swipe away my text 😂

My BIL keeps saying, "Well, you know what AI is ~really useful for!" in all seriousness and I have a response to every single one of his examples. Oh, you're using it for citations? Oh, you're using it to design marketing posters? Oh, you're using it to write your emails to clients? Come on, bro.

Update on annoying coworker: Apparently she asked my boss to have me do something completely different, so my boss went to her to find out what she ~really needs and it was.... a secret third thing! I am logging off work early today.

My sister told me that since I watch BTS videos on her TV, her youtube has started showing her BTS videos and she thinks they are very funny. Then we watched the Hooligan video together and she said, "This is a great video." Delightful.

Me: If you say one but mean six, I need to know that. Coworker: When I say one, you should know what I mean. Me: Yes, I need you to tell me what you mean. Coworker: When. I. Say. One. You. Should. Know. What. I. Mean. Me: ................

Excuse me, wait, I'm sorry, did we know that Hobi has a tattoo on his upper thigh that goes inside? How did I not know that????

I continue to not understand why we need a real estate agent to purchase a house when I have found about six times as many listings appropriate for our family than our agent has -- not to mention she keeps sending us listings that are 50 - 100k out of our price range w/ wrong bedrooms.

What do you want me to say? -Lie to me. Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after

"Minecraft is so beautiful." --the 5 yr old

Something I have been thinking about since the Omega Hobi fest was announced is like what if when there's too many alphas some will actually go through a second presentation to turn into omegas, like those sex changing fish??

Yes I diiiiid!!! This was SO fun to read and record. And also here is a story about pronouncing the word ricotta....

Trying to convince myself that I do not need to read a 76 page master's thesis before I write a fanfic that obliquely references the subject of the paper.

Looking at a remix album I haven't even thought about since like the mid 90s and remembering exactly which remix was my favorite in 1992.

Since January I've written 500,000 words of fiction, I do not even use spell check, I have never loaded an ai in my life and don't think I would even know how. Nor do I want to.

12 yr old: "kids today are so much more civilized than they were when you were growing up, cupcake. For example, today we have something called a 'your mom' joke..." Me: Ben Affleck smoking dot meme

My brother in law just sat down next to me and said, "I know you like BTS.... have you ever heard of ATEEZ... ?"

One day I'll get a massage and my back won't hurt more after (from awkward positions on massage tables) than before. The masseuse thought I was 25 and wanted to set me up with her daughter.

The look on the face of a skincare professional when they ask for my routine and I say castile soap and jojoba oil is always hilarious. (Then they want to show me products and I let them patch test so they can see how my skin immediately gets hot and purple-red at commercial product.)

I love getting posts about my x reader fics that say things like "OMG this is so realistic!! I can see this happening!!" I really want to know more about those people's lives and inner worlds. (Maybe they just mean I build a believable would inside the bounds of imagination? No way to know.)

baby sibling: ...pirates... [bla bla no context needed] me: I don't like pirates. [bla bla] Baby sibling: that means you come down on the side of ninjas. Me: I don't like ninjas either! Baby sibling: No, you like one single ninja! And that is more than you like anything else. So: Ninjas.

logged into insta for the first time in a while only for the first thing i see to be 'recommended' instead of someone I follow, and it's a person saying: "For you to have an opinion about me without my consent is wildly inappropriate." OK, I'm good on insta for another month or two.

I started out wanting to write 20,000 words today, but I did about 5k and now I am working hard to personally change the "most viewed" part of the Kiss My Sass video to Travie's rap. Just normal stuff.

I am begging people to put their fic someplace besides Tumblr. It's so ephemeral there, and fucking impossible to read. Ugh. There is so much fic that looks great that I have to skip.

Update on this price of art btw, my sister looked at it and was like "what." And marked it for 150 and said she'll be surprised if they get that lol

Brother in law, holding up a piece of art: what would you buy this for? Quick, don't think! Me: twenty bucks. Him: disgusted look at me. His mom: $350.00 Him: okay, great, $350. (Truly I think $20 is a lot for it even. Cannot imagine he'll get 350.)

The problem with writing is that this is what 99% of my outlines look like: - meet cute or ugly of some kind - ??? - sex scene??? - ??? - happy romantic ending

After his partner died of AIDS-related complications, David Bohnett used the insurance payout to launch GeoCities - what became one of the internet’s earliest queer communities

At a work lunch. Boss's boss: "... But no one LIKES getting hurt." My boss: meets my eyes across the table meaningfully Me: uncontrollable laughter for like five entire minutes

The true test of a relationship is if you can set up a vendor table at a comics convention without killing each other.

My sister: "I saw Jungkook on a TV show and his voice was so incredible?? He's amazing?? I didn't know."