me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this

we're going to be so short staffed at work for the next three days and i'm soooo resistant to wanting to go in at all help

Earlier this year i read a series of fantasy erotica called Sex Wizards and i need that world to become the new AU setting. Like there's a whole ass school of magic that involes role playing sex stuff to make spells. healing spells REQUIRE LIKE BLOODPLAY? come on

i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

I started using the Finch app, completely dubious that it would do anything, and i'm so mad that it's worked

I had to write 9000 fucking words to figure out what story i'm telling AND NOW I NEED TO REWRITE A LOT OF THOSE WORDS goddamn it

There's a screenshot going around of authors admitting to AI use and one of them appears to write hardcore monsterfucking fics and this makes me sad. If you're not writing monsterfucking fics for the sheer, genuine love of the game then what the hell are we even doing here?

Y'all i look SO CUTE today but I can't show you my dress bc it's a Profession Dress that will tell you what I do for a living. It's VERY NICE THOUGH. Is it maybe a little twee? I don't even give a fuck.

my tea eggs are delicious

Idly thinking about Afterimage and Jonah having limits he wants to expand with Cedar and realizing I've never written anything where the dom has to safeword and now I'm poking at what might look like for them.

Ah. I think I'm struggling as much as I'm not... entirely sure what the central theme of this story is, or at least I didn't figure it out until midway through. Ugh! Don't start retooling until you finish it, Etienne Devon Telling

thank you to the mothers in fandom for taking the time to write weird fanfiction and fujo out with us.

also why am i spending so much time writing these characters NOT FUCKING

I am cursing myself to making the authorial choice to capitalize god pronouns for these stories bc I have to constantly check I'm doing it.

Ageplay, Xiyao mama fox au // one year Xichen buys A Yao an extravagant Mother’s Day bouquet and cooks the fanciest dinner and then they have unhinged mama and little kit sex that night so good and that goes on for so long A-Yao actually takes a sick day the following day.

man i love creating weird religious bdsm stuff

politics, ageplay, personal stuff // I've been... extremely terrified about various legislation/court cases as both a writer of ageplay and... well it's my primary kink and I WILL default to it without something else planned out in a scene. it feels dangerous sometimes to even TALK about it!

i'm doing it i'm finally submitting ageplay to ssbb. I'm setting it in my Gated District world and while there is no outdoor fucking, there is an adult sized playground to be found

We made this for Griffin's family and I'm SO delighted their sibling made it again this weekend. Love it when you feed people food they love.

I'm making TEA EGGS thewoksoflife.com/chinese-tea-...

Fingers in mouth….

fat hairy people. u agree.

Etienne Devon Telling vs I-95, the drive home.

I lifted my walker to put it in the car and bonked myself solidly in the nose with it help

endlessly maintaining that negotiation scenes in fiction can be good and even beautiful, when they're not rote following of some kind of script. i WANT to see characters figure shit out, talk about limits, i want it to tell me SO MUCH about where they are in their lives

today i got to pet an elderly shiba inu named dexter. an elegant old man

Did... i send a link to Afterimage to my therapist? Maybe

We went and got Griffin's hair cut at a very gay salon with a ton of genderqueer stylists and then I GOT A MICHIGAN DELICACY IN THE MIDDLE OF RICHMOND, VIRGINIA? A proper fucking pasty!! I took a bite of it and was yeeted back to the shop we went to all the time in Flint. What an unexpected delight

which one of you had the white bean salad recipe i need it for lunches next week, please

we're going to go to penzeys today and buy just so many goddamn spices

A witch and her satyr friend🩷🤍🩵

Griffin’s dad wakes up as butt o’clock and bangs around the kitchen and I cannot get back to sleep today and I’m GRUMPY about it n I won’t have time to nap

ageplay meets... puppy play could be extremely fun to write

and i will sprinkle in a little background sister flavored ageplay for flavor in this story because i can and it's cute

I have giant dirty soda (coconut lime Coke Zero) and am sitting outside in the shade writing ageplay. A lovely Tuesday afternoon, I think

Etienne Devon Telling and the kinky fantasy of a god who accepts you unconditionally ( once again I'm returning to my kinky religious bdsm au)

Why is my favorite kink giving me so much TROUBLE figuring out a story idea for my FTH high bidder??

extremely cold take at this point, but: content notes indicate a trust in the reader to handle their own shit; they are the *opposite* of the censorship/bowdlerization demanded by purity wank

promotion interview in an hour and I'm prepped and ready and now am just in waiting mode hell

Not to self that I can make lavender lemonade at home and don’t need to pay 8.80 for a cup of it in the future but damn that was good

🌈✨ Just some color for your week

I come from a house where there is always NOISE on and Griffin and their father are sitting in complete silence and you can HEAR THE CLOCK TICK i'm going mad help

Afterimage www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/after... 🔞Original, M/GQ, M/M (T4T all the way down), Rated E, 19.2K 🖤CN: Past CSA, incest, rape 🖤Jonah navigates being outed as a survivor 🖤Unexpected trust falls 🖤BDSM, D/s, pain play, but not kink as trauma processing (shocking I know)

ELI TIME TOMORROW. Friendship. Good???

Tomorrow I get to drive my mother in laws Subaru but it’s got a Jesus bumper sticker on it rip me

Had sonic for the first time today and only my father in law doing the ordering stopped me from getting a truly unhinged beverage

Sweet blessed bed.

Holy shit this full moon is magnificent

I-95 was shockingly kind to me this time around.

A Beltane gift to me is we rolled into the DC metro area as 4:30 and it was fine actually. We aren’t basically where we need to be now (not far from Griffin’s family) but we’re stopping to get burgers first.