Counterpoint: Jimmy Fallon trying to be political would be even worse

#AFC2025 is all but a weekend of memories.. but with our finalized number, we're happy to say we've raised $40,000 to this year's charity, Pomona Valley Pride! Whether you donated through our charity auctions, tournaments, or directly, thank you so much for your support! 💙

U.S. Generals Have Bad Feeling About Dog The Bounty Hunter Taking Stage

Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals

True horror for Americans: books

Halloween icon commission for @eliparham.bsky.social 🎃

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Trump Attends Dogfighting Match https://theonion.com/trump-attends-dogfighting-match/

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-kash-patel/

Without further ado, it's #AFC2025's Furry Group Photo! We're in awe of how much of the community turned up this year - it's a joy to see and we're honored to have such a huge turnout for our second year! Thank you all! 🩵 📷: @bluehasia.bsky.social

Sad Lyall sketch #furryart #lyrevn

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

What are those things

telegram sticker pack for eli! 🐺🐐✨ edits/colours by me, base pack by @pulex.bsky.social!

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/

Shake 💦

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week

U.S. Citizenship Test To Include 4-Year Imprisonment Section

We are excited to announce that, our console gaming team partnered up with Furry Game Jam to present some indie created games by members of the fandom! 🎮 These Indie games will be available throughout #AFC2025, in the "Video Gaming" room located in Exhibit Hall A.

Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird

Your voice 💜

bust for @camo93.bsky.social!! 🖤🐰

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism

Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest

🍂 #LyreVN

Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death https://theonion.com/ant-farm-teaches-children-about-toil-death-1819565648/

The Knight

DRAWER STUCK

Pros And Cons Of Using AI For Schoolwork https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-using-ai-for-schoolwork/

Overwhelmed Archaeologists Struggling To Keep Pace With Glut Of Early Humans Thawed Out By Climate Change https://theonion.com/overwhelmed-archaeologists-struggling-to-keep-pace-with-1841766142/

they make BIG ONES???

here comes Spider-Man

How he should be treated wherever he goes forever.

JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vanc...

Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing

Disgusted God Puts Giant  Overturned Glass Atop   Humanity theonion.com/disgust...

Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans have a plan to end free and fair elections in this country. And it’s already underway, and it's happening right before our eyes. messagebox.substack.com/p/trumps-qui...

Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know theonion.com/report-...

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...

Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts theonion.com/woman-a...

Trump Attempts To Flush 14-Year-Old Masseuse Down Toilet

From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

HGTV Exec Moans With Pleasure Upon Receiving Word About Triplets Who Flip, Furnish, And Sell Houseboats In The Carolinas theonion.com/hgtv-ex...