Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/

Wolf. Charcoal on paper

Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/

Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape

Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History https://theonion.com/trump-says-epstein-emails-only-prove-he-one-of-the-most-emailed-about-men-in-history/

Americans Demand New Form Of Media To Bridge Entertainment Gap While Looking From Laptop To Phone https://theonion.com/americans-demand-new-form-of-media-to-bridge-entertainm-1819576756/

just finished this 2-view ref sheet for @eliparham.bsky.social ! I absolutely love getting to draw unusual species, this guy was a pleasure to work on!

Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

Medicaid Work Requirements Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/medicaid-work-requirements-myth-vs-fact/

Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today

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DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’

All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Pazuzu has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Henry Kissinger has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Breaking: The Darkness Returns

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces https://theonion.com/trump-touts-productive-call-with-putin-about-ballroom-sconces/

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/

JD Vance Defends Erosion Of Democracy As ‘Happening’

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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat

Arttober Day 10 - Reach

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-trump-has-far-more-bones-than-any-prior-president/

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Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/

Counterpoint: Jimmy Fallon trying to be political would be even worse

#AFC2025 is all but a weekend of memories.. but with our finalized number, we're happy to say we've raised $40,000 to this year's charity, Pomona Valley Pride! Whether you donated through our charity auctions, tournaments, or directly, thank you so much for your support! 💙

U.S. Generals Have Bad Feeling About Dog The Bounty Hunter Taking Stage

Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals

True horror for Americans: books

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Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Trump Attends Dogfighting Match https://theonion.com/trump-attends-dogfighting-match/

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-kash-patel/

Without further ado, it's #AFC2025's Furry Group Photo! We're in awe of how much of the community turned up this year - it's a joy to see and we're honored to have such a huge turnout for our second year! Thank you all! 🩵 📷: @bluehasia.bsky.social

Sad Lyall sketch #furryart #lyrevn

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

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