‘Washington Post’ Publishes Editorial Defending FBI Raid On Its Reporter https://theonion.com/washington-post-publishes-editorial-defending-fbi-raid-on-its-reporter/

Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/

“In our continuing fight to make America great again, it is vital we maintain Republican control of the government so we can ensure the extrajudicial killing of all U.S. citizens at the hands of ICE officers,” said Republican National Committee chair Joe Gruters

My face when my coffee is done brewing, and I just know it's gonna be a good day... 🎨: @waywardmutt.art

X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures https://theonion.com/x-users-ask-grok-to-put-more-clothes-on-elon-musk-pictures/

“We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with these three Kayleighs,” said Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoch

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/

Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International https://theonion.com/trump-pulls-u-s-out-of-house-hunters-international/

DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/

ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary

Trump Spotted Wearing Paper Sign Reading ‘The President’

137 More Oil Wells Liberated For Democracy https://theonion.com/137-more-oil-wells-liberated-for-democracy-1819566812/

doggy blues

Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/

I'm hardly original in saying this, but a lot of people are going to try to make this about whether Maduro being gone is good or bad as such, rather than the blatant violation of international and US law in a destabilizing act of aggression. Don't fall for it.

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

They know

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/

White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-trump-has-far-more-bones-than-any-prior-president/

Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now https://theonion.com/visit-from-jd-vance-last-thing-utah-needs-right-now/

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia https://theonion.com/trump-urges-supporters-to-move-on-from-societal-disdain-for-pedophilia/

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/

Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/

Sorry this comic is so short.

MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House https://theonion.com/maga-voter-assumed-trump-would-only-deport-people-on-list-she-mailed-to-white-house/

Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution

Sweater 🐺💕🦊

Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering

Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-throws-own-state-funeral-to-upstage-carters/

Undoubtedly my favorite illustration from 'Heretic' Luther, in the duel.

a very handsome wuff for your bed~ ~For Chenpai on Twitch #yiff #furryart

A single line drawn by a beginner artist will forever hold more value than anything AI could ever regurgitate

Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/

Wolves: I AM THE WILD AVATAR OF THE HUNT, POWER AND GRACE MADE FLESH Also wolves:

Happy Monday, Everyone! Looking Forward To Another Week Of Infecting Every Aspect Of Your Daily Lives! https://theonion.com/happy-monday-everyone-looking-forward-to-another-week-1819769158/

"Back to back" For @iwolfdale.bsky.social and @miles-wolf.bsky.social

My summary of art for 2025! I'm happy to have had the chance to draw a good amount of bigger pieces this year, on top of a good handful of new and returning characters :3 Always a joy~ I do hope next year looks up in terms of income ;u;'

This feeling

Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Sometimes you just need to hit things with an axe. Thanks @canvaskat.bsky.social for another awesome piece!

evidence for this claim

New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/

Dreaming of springtime already 🌷 Thank you @brinbunny.bsky.social for the sketch!

JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance