RIP Doormaker #slaythespire2

Golden cankle, praise be!

Why are so many whales being stranded recently??

Trump promised his ballroom wouldn’t cost you a penny. Now, Senate Republicans are asking taxpayers to foot a $1 BILLION bill for it.

Let them eat ballroom

Rhyming "decorating" with "expectorating" was inspired

Ok so I was just sitting here watching a hockey game and trying to tell my husband about cool fish, and I realized I might be my husband's husband?

Why does round two look like autumn foliage?

"Zero shots on goal in the second period was a bold strategy!" Jackie Redmond interviewing Nick Suzuki 💀#stanleycupplayoffs

Assuming we even have Midterms & a 2028 POTUS election, and assuming Democrats don't fumble and win WH/House/Senate (as voters have delivered for them in 2020), then AT A MINIMUM: -Expand SCOTUS -Impose term limits -Enforce a binding ethics policy -Impeach & remove corrupt Justices AT. A. MINIMUM.

Playing an older version of Chel and it made me realize, at least of the WJ5, four of these predators aren't in the NHL nor farm teams anymore. Five would be better, but it could be worse. (Terrible grammatic parsing sorry it's late)

I can't wait to see what they do with this!

15 top shows ever, gut instinct, no particular order: Doctor Who Black Mirror Buffy the Vampire Slayer Parks and Rec The Good Place Don't trust the B in Apartment 23 Jessica Jones Veronica Mars New Girl Ru Paul's Drag Race Steven Universe Adventure Time Taskmaster Sailor Moon Andor

High five to everyone who turned out for the May Day march in NYC today or did anything #MayDayStrong related! Big thread of photos incoming! Here's the @socialists.nyc contingent with @dianaforqueens.com!

From this (painful) conversation alone, it is clear that Ken Martin cannot lead the only viable opposition party during this crisis. I want us to win, for the sake of all that is good in the world. We need new leadership YESTERDAY 🚨🚨🚨 #DNC #KenMartin #PodSaveAmerica #JonFavreau

Peace, but only during trading hours

The #nhl seemed like they were trying to make a VGK / SeaKraken rivalry a thing. But a bunch of local fans I found kinship with were also Vegas fans. Saw a game on vacation for my anniversary and they were lovely. One of my bear league teammates. I shouldn't like this team...

Yay consequences 🥳

Choosing to believe that there are only two biological human sexes is like choosing to believe illness is caused by bad humors or that Earth is the center of the universe. Except that trying to force others to act as though it is true is deeply cruel and I'm pretty sure they all know it.

Wow. It was a rough day to be a #SeaKraken fan; it was the best day to be a #Kraken fan. If Matty Beniers, Bobby McMann, Oscar Fisker Molgaard, and Berkly Catton are gonna be the future of this team, we've got some really fun hockey ahead 💗💗💗

Funny, I recently lost the ability to use a perfectly fine older Kindle when I reset it so my mom could use it, and discovered they no longer allowed me to log in or sync to any Amazon account.

In an email to customers, Amazon announced that it would be ending service for Kindle devices older than the 2012 edition. Those devices will lose access to the Kindle Store. www.wired.com/story/amazon...

Torrent and Kraken seasons are dunzo 😔

It is so dang cool that humans are behind the moon at this moment

The Kid Rock helicopter thing is so effed because Hegseth decided that if the military breaks their own rules in service of pro-regime partisanship, no they didn't and don't worry about the chain of command. Yeah he bragged about no more rules but now is showing that's really how it is

My lil bro got me some Warrior gloves for my bday and jeebers these gloves are so tough I swear they want me to block shots with my hands 💗

Who lives, Who dies, Who tells your story is the new Fuck, Marry, Kill

"My country's at stake, I'm not gonna keep my mouth shut" -Robert De Niro

Man, I love the USA 🗽🇺🇲❌👑💗 #NoKings

Thank you to everyone who showed up with us today! And a huge thank you to our volunteer team without who we couldn’t do any of this! ❌👑

Over eight million Americans took to the streets today, which makes No Kings 3 the biggest single day of protest in the history of our country. #NoKings

Social movement scholar here to comment on No King again. a 🧵: These protests are important b/c: 1.) as sustained image events, protests offer evidence of continued disapproval of the direction the country is going and disavowal of the country's leadership.

thoughts on today: 1) the protests are good, actually 2) you should go to one of you can 3) it will do you good to see how many other people also hate this guy 4) you might meet people who you can organize with 5) there are more of us than there are of them 6) we are going to win

Trump casts a mail ballot again in Florida even as he calls the method 'cheating'

See you on Saturday! ❌👑

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Not super related, but I just went in the box for GI, and what is that even?

(Also there are some known SA perps, but same for watching today's NHL)

(Also there are some known SA perps, but same for watching today's NHL)

One thing that's disconcerting about playing previous releases of #Chel is that sometimes Johnny Gaudreau is just there playing against you and no one in the game knows why this is strange or sad 😔

There is a corgi race happening on ESPN 8. I just saw a dog with the fastest, shortest legs ever imagined 😍

My favorite player was traded from my favorite team to my second-favorite team and I don't know if I'll ever recover 💔 #pwhl #seattletorrent #bostonfleet

Omg Paul Simon 💗

If you are confused about what Goaltender Interference is, please consult "The Chart"

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license. This is pure cruelty. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

fucking genocidal

USA Hockey has been on thin ice (sorry) for a while but now? Completely cooked as an institution. They allowed at best and encouraged at worst their representatives to be props for a fascist regime that has murdered and kidnapped people. We're done.

Stop doing this to him he hates it 😂

Team Hilary Knight forever 🗽🏒🦅♀️🇺🇸🥅⭐

People don't belong in warehouses.