What a fey twist

I’m up all night to get funky

Violet Gloom-Wilder is available at my Big Cartel shop. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Can’t wait to watch this. youtu.be/PPJJdQfVxyg?...

WOUT 👀👀👀👀

Heaven, a gateway, a hope

Evacuate immediately if there’s a battery fire. This person died from breathing gas in a matter of less than a minute. www.ktvu.com/news/1-dead-...

It’s still halal if a cat takes a little bite of your food

I have decided I am not Epstein’s victim. Anyone who says they are is weak. Like I once was.

Hey Israel, kill another journalist!!!!

Shut up!!! Shutttttt upppppp!!!!

Megyn Kelly doing the line from Clifford (1994)

Oh no

Wait wutttt???

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

The world needs a Billy Joel comeback song now, more than ever.

If Trump doesn’t get put in jail, nobody in the younger generations will have an America to believe in

“We call them the “golf” states because they build very big, very beautiful golf courses”

Using ai to put trumps face on Isabelle Adjani in various scenes from possession

I LIKE Iran

Genocide in Iran, let’s go!! 🇺🇸

Hey you crazy bitches, take some guns!!!

@Grok what do you believe in

I actually like the people in this video

No Westgate in my place

Northern Yemenis

Come on, you hell damn jebronis. Open the darn strait!

Yeah!! You crazy motherfuckers, open the goddamn strait!!!

Open the fucken strait you dipshits!!!!!

I bet they spoke a little French on Apollo 13

Yeah!!! Open the strait you crazy bastards!!!

Eating as much possible #food

I call binge watching speed watching. Because I’m the coolest man in the world.

Our government has been directly involved in every Israeli military action, yet when our military is involved, all of a sudden, it’s a new war.

We've put out the spring decorations.

Hey anybody know any good Bluesky bots for me to talk with?

Once had a love and it was da bomb Soon found out had a heart of palm

How it feels saying Ronde van Vlaanderen instead of Tour of Flanders

Markets open in 48 hours!

LRT: Teen Takeover!

Fresh dents and heavily damaged vehicles are the result of a teen takeover that happened in Hyde Park. Despite attempts to curb it, the takeover happened anyway. What some residents say the teens need to slow down the takeovers. Find this story on CBSChicago.com.

China surpasses US approval ratings globally, says Gallup. But I thought we've never been so respected! news.gallup.com/poll/707945/...

You don’t call a sand desert a water desert. It should be called a processed foods desert.

Just saw lightning strike the honorary Wesley Willis Sears tower

I have questions for MrBeast.

MSNBC has been on for hours, and i guess they don’t even do the news at the top of the hour. It’s just one topic all day.

We call it Pam’s beach now