Just finished making my latest dog. Don’t tell the others but I think he might be my favourite.

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

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The most hilarious thing about today is Reform blaming their loss on Islamists… …who famously always vote in their masses for women and gay Jewish men.

My granddaughter’s performing as one of the witches in Macbeth in a couple of weeks, so I’ve made her a little mascot witch.

Voters in Gorton and Denton can take a FREE personality test today. Simply go into a polling booth and if you find yourself voting for Matt Goodwin, you'll know you're a twat.

Perfect! 🤣

Sums up the royal family.

I get the distinct impression that he didn’t really enjoy his birthday surprise.

Men, if you haven’t tried shopping on Temu, now is the time to start! 🤣

These guys were guarding the king’s palace in Rabat today. Obviously they take their responsibilities very seriously. 🤣

Saga loves me! ❤️

Tarragona today, pouring with rain. I’ve been here three times before so decided to stay on board and keep my sunny memories. I feel sorry for those who haven’t been here before; it’s a lovely place.

Valencia and at last some blue sky! A chilly breeze but still a big improvement.

Pinched from fb. 🤣

Great day in Cadiz meeting up with an old friend who lives there. We talked for 7 hours and still didn’t run out of things to say! It’s for these sorts of days that I work on ships.

Nice to be on dry land, in Gibraltar, after 3 very rough sea days. The picture’s from my favourite place there, Trafalgar cemetery.

What a great placard!

The Bay of Biscay is living up to its reputation. I’ll be doing a talk in a couple of hours and am hoping it’ll calm down a bit before I grace the stage with my presence.

I’m so delighted at having learnt to crochet I have to keep showing off what I’ve made. I’m just like a child, ‘look what I’ve done’! 🤣

Reform has always lied when they said they were the party of the working class. They're all millionaires! They don't care about you!

I’m a little bit in love with the Jemima Puddle-Duck I have made.

Must remain in seats until end of film 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That is of great concern. A message to those who can change things before it’s too late.

“The Environment Agency told us they can’t force the King to clean up the mess but agree the obvious: that he could pay for the clean-up if he wanted to.” open.substack.com/pub/channel4...

This is a very unpleasant image. The best thing about it is that it represents the downfall of Reform. They cannot survive this constant stream of the worst of the Tories. The BBC cannot continue to treat them as if they are a serious political party. They are nothing but grifters.

"The Shoes on the Danube Promenade" is a memorial of 60 cast-iron shoes along the river’s bank in Budapest. It honours the thousands of Jewish people who, in the winter of 1944-1945, were shot on the banks of the Danube by members of the Arrow Cross Party – who collaborated with the Nazis.

I travel too much to have a pet so I’ve made myself one that needs no care.

We want our lines judges back! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just how more ridiculous can Reform get? Rhetorical question, I know there is no end to their level of ridiculousness.

@brexitpirates.bsky.social 🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 Zelesnky has offered to negotiate a peace deal between President Trump and Elon Musk He claims he can end this war in 24 hours

Why am I not surprised?

Couldn’t resist pinching this!

My first roses of the year, blooming just in time for my birthday tomorrow.

This is the island I want to live on. 👇

Please repost, if like me, you will never accept Brexit. It harms the British people. It was obtained through foreign interference and by far the worst abuses of democracy in modern British history, and it robs us of freedom and citizenship. #RejoinEU

She’s still got it! 🤣🤣

“He and his party have never run anything – a local council, a parish council. He’s spent a lifetime doing what he accuses others of doing, which is riding the political gravy train” Farage will take your votes and then take the piss. Don’t give him that chance. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Lyndsey Fox is Reform UK’s candidate in Bishop Auckland, County Durham. She was a Conservative Councillor for Spennymoor Town Council but was kicked out of her position last year for non attendance. The local branch is not happy about her selection…

Nearly 300 apply as French university offers US academics ‘scientific asylum’

The way they are exploiting this woman’s suffering to try to justify sending a random guy to an El Salvadoran gulag is truly sick

#Trump #Putin #TrumpTariffs #Epstein

Robinson Crusoe Island. Very beautiful. ❤️

Yesterday Rio, today the delightful island of Ihlabela. X

No one decides one day that being a refugee is a fun idea. We need to hear more stories like this to counter the right wing racist lies we get fed on a daily basis. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I’m on day 4 of a 6 day crossing of the Atlantic. I’m loving it; Rio, here I come.

In Praia, Cape Verde. It’s very hot and I’m loving it.

In Tenerife, 5 days into a world cruise. If I am remiss at following back for a while it’s due to limited WiFi!