My rooster's goofy crow finally got some recognition.

I'm over here feeling bad for my #Tomadachi Rusty b/c only Philomena showed up to his birthday party.

I looked up from cutting back a bush to see

"Turns out people don't like measles and starving! Weird!"

lol, sometimes it's fun to be behind on #BtB & catching up youtube.com/clip/Ugkxuuv...

Some of my perpetual spinach (a variety of Swiss Chard) managed to overwinter even given the snowcrete that blanketed my region for a bit. Is it worth seeing if these individuals will bolt & saving their seeds or nah? #SeedSaving

I don't see #Ohioans mentioning this enough, so yeah: Rapist Brock Allen Turner served three months of a six month sentence before returning home to #Ohio, where he's reportedly bar-hopping, looking for love with women who've never heard his history. He should stay famous. sfist.com/2022/08/22/s...

I wonder how much a Kickstarter (etc) would have to raise to be a viable alternative.

I was talking in an exaggerated manner to my dog to get her to tilt her head ("Do you like °°°snacks°°°? Do you want to go °°°outside°°°?") and I looked over to see my cat judging the spectacle.

Sometimes I regret taking three years of #Latin*, but "Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant" still hits.

I made a sticker of my 14-year-old cat's expression right after our 6-year-GSD (who seems to think that all cats are her special babies) licked her face.

Just a quick morning warm up sketch of a robin bORB😅 #art #borb #birds #digital #nature #sketch #procreate #robin

Also re: "Muslims are unable to assimilate." *cuts to my kid's friend, a now-adult-aged daughter of Muslim Afghan refugees, who has the best anime recommendations & is about to finish up a BA*

"The President is literally playing chess." The President: *defecates in diaper & begins to ramble about curtains*

HEYOOO, FRONTLINE'S HERE BRINGING YOUR DOSE OF.... ...depression's not the right word... ..."sobering reality" doesn't seem strong enough... Anyway, here's a link: youtu.be/vWaoon6lZM0?...

Update: My algorithm continues to slap: youtu.be/cys4sJjDB38?...

The Pokémon Company is actively recruiting PhD holders with backgrounds in ecology to work in Tokyo. This is perhaps the closest chance Pokémon fans have to channel their inner Professor Oak in real life. bit.ly/40VM5Qj

My kid went to get the mail and brought this back to me.

c h i n

*bursts in, sweating, out of breath* “Drop everything, fish doorbell’s back” visdeurbel.nl/en/

The possibilities are nearly endless.

1000s of public domain films that you can stream, no ads! www.openculture.com/2026/01/stre...

Y'know, before my body started gaslighting me (chronic illness) I wasn't much into cozy games. Like, I picked up ACNL & messed around b/c my kids wanted me to play with them, but that's about it. Now, though, that I have days when taking a shower wipes me out an audiobook feels taxing, ¹

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

There are ads. *violently chucks own phone into woods*

@coolzonemedia.bsky.social Thank you. youtube.com/playlist?lis... Phenomenal. My chores were a slog without their accustomed accompaniment.

Literally any time I see a story that features a picture of this guy I assume it's something about Matthew Rhys until I read the headline.

Sun coming through a bit of fog near my house. Why do phone cameras eliminate / greatly reduce fog & mist? What setting's doing that? Is it something that can be fiddled with and fixed?

*snirt*

Imagine you've been standing your whole life and you get to sit down for the first time. That was what visiting the Netherlands was like after living in the US my whole life

*pinches bridge of nose* *exhales* re: these types of predatory loans for education: Y'all are supposed to be better than this. This is US-grade nonsense.

TIL (linked to bit about insect vs arachnid respiration) youtu.be/ZW7p1Qb-1F4?...

We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post. We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts. Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert. Subscribe below.

This is my husband's (a non-gamer before we met) absolute favorite game. It was the game that _made him play_ (without me - before this, he would play couch co-op with me & enjoyed Skyrim, but this is what truly sucked him in), so this was an insta-buy that I surprised him with yesterday.

This account's fun because there are always comments saying "whtev, didn't happen" and then like ½ of the rest are people saying "omggggg the exact same thing happened to me/my mom/my kid" youtube.com/shorts/hhiQY...

I'm not even particularly sure I want to play it, but for $5 I don't really have to be.

Devastated that I missed this when they first posted it. RSS: feeds.megaphone.fm/propublica-n...

Listen, if Kicks can wear pants so can everyone else, that's all I'm sayin

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

AXEW!

Ah, yes, what could go wrong with an Army populated by the lowest bidders amongst the ranks of experienced technical experts?

Literally the same

Grass on the ground: reprehensible, disgusting. Grass from my hand: delightful, delicious

I want to find one of him actually in custody for my next edit.

"Do we get a shelter?" "You get a sign." "A bench?" "A sign." "...a bit of gravel for standing on?" "A. Sign. ...and no sidewalk." youtu.be/0GBBE8a6YIo?...

“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.” - 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas. Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children. www.propublica.org/article/ice-...

I'm *not* wealthy enough to live out where #RobertDuvall lived, but I have gone out to Marshall sometimes for a fancy meal. I thought this was the nicest tribute to him that I'd seen. wtop.com/loudoun-coun...